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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5801795 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38040 on: September 25, 2013, 12:44:48 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38041 on: September 25, 2013, 01:16:27 pm »

So, on Thursday through the weekend I had a nasty cold. And it turns out my lips felt drier than the Antarctic, and I had only some little smears of vaseline left on the bottom of a tin. I used that up and ordered some more off Amazon. 250g. I thought "Oh well, it's only ten or so times bigger than this tin that should be fine". Thing is that I no longer really need it, and it arrived today. 250 grams of vaseline is a lot when you have nothing to use it for.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38042 on: September 25, 2013, 01:22:18 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38044 on: September 25, 2013, 02:15:39 pm »

So, on Thursday through the weekend I had a nasty cold. And it turns out my lips felt drier than the Antarctic, and I had only some little smears of vaseline left on the bottom of a tin. I used that up and ordered some more off Amazon. 250g. I thought "Oh well, it's only ten or so times bigger than this tin that should be fine". Thing is that I no longer really need it, and it arrived today. 250 grams of vaseline is a lot when you have nothing to use it for.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38045 on: September 25, 2013, 02:16:58 pm »

So, on Thursday through the weekend I had a nasty cold. And it turns out my lips felt drier than the Antarctic, and I had only some little smears of vaseline left on the bottom of a tin. I used that up and ordered some more off Amazon. 250g. I thought "Oh well, it's only ten or so times bigger than this tin that should be fine". Thing is that I no longer really need it, and it arrived today. 250 grams of vaseline is a lot when you have nothing to use it for.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38046 on: September 25, 2013, 02:24:48 pm »

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38047 on: September 25, 2013, 02:26:39 pm »

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?
I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38048 on: September 25, 2013, 02:37:14 pm »

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?
I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.
Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38049 on: September 25, 2013, 02:39:11 pm »

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?
I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.
Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?
I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38050 on: September 25, 2013, 03:07:05 pm »

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?
I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.
Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?
I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.
Makes sense. Though having Neo Obama the leather-trenchcoat-sunglasses-wearing-badass operating in neo Obama the dystopian city sounds cool.
And there's a couple alcoholics screaming incoherently under my windows. Shit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38051 on: September 25, 2013, 03:12:02 pm »

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?
I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.
Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?
I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.
Makes sense. Though having Neo Obama the leather-trenchcoat-sunglasses-wearing-badass operating in neo Obama the dystopian city sounds cool.
And there's a couple alcoholics screaming incoherently under my windows. Shit.
Neo Obama: "I need to hack the electronic vortex to kickstart the void polarity! But the microjammer has been counter-flamed! What is this?"
Voice: "You know what..."
Neo Obama: "Oh no. Not you."
Voice: "Yes... it is me."
Neo Obama: "Damn you, Cyber Romney!"
Cyber Romney: "But I am not alone!"
Mecha Cain: "MUHAHAHAHA!"
Neo Obama: "It's time to take you down... with my cyberkatana!"
*Fight starts with pumping cyberpunk techno beat*

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38052 on: September 25, 2013, 03:15:21 pm »

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?
I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.
Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?
I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.
Makes sense. Though having Neo Obama the leather-trenchcoat-sunglasses-wearing-badass operating in neo Obama the dystopian city sounds cool.
And there's a couple alcoholics screaming incoherently under my windows. Shit.
Neo Obama: "I need to hack the electronic vortex to kickstart the void polarity! But the microjammer has been counter-flamed! What is this?"
Voice: "You know what..."
Neo Obama: "Oh no. Not you."
Voice: "Yes... it is me."
Neo Obama: "Damn you, Cyber Romney!"
Cyber Romney: "But I am not alone!"
Mecha Cain: "MUHAHAHAHA!"
Neo Obama: "It's time to take you down... with my cyberkatana!"
*Fight starts with pumping cyberpunk techno beat*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38053 on: September 25, 2013, 03:15:48 pm »

While using behind the name's name generator, I got "Obama" as an African surname three times in a row. One time, the first name was "Neo".

Neo Obama. Anyone got a picture of Obama wearing sunglasses and a leather trenchcoat?
I pictured it more as the name of a city in a cyberpunk dystopia created by diehard Republicans.

I got "Obama Apartments" in LCS once.
Why would Republicans name a city after Obama?
I said "cyberpunk dystopia". I meant that a Republican's dystopian vision would have a city named after someone they would blame for such a dystopia.
Makes sense. Though having Neo Obama the leather-trenchcoat-sunglasses-wearing-badass operating in neo Obama the dystopian city sounds cool.
And there's a couple alcoholics screaming incoherently under my windows. Shit.
Neo Obama: "I need to hack the electronic vortex to kickstart the void polarity! But the microjammer has been counter-flamed! What is this?"
Voice: "You know what..."
Neo Obama: "Oh no. Not you."
Voice: "Yes... it is me."
Neo Obama: "Damn you, Cyber Romney!"
Cyber Romney: "But I am not alone!"
Mecha Cain: "MUHAHAHAHA!"
Neo Obama: "It's time to take you down... with my cyberkatana!"
*Fight starts with pumping cyberpunk techno beat*
Electro Snowden: It was I who hacked your microjammer, Neo Obama! You thought I died back in Moscow... but for the past twenty years, I have been training to get my revenge... your betrayal will be the death of you!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #38054 on: September 25, 2013, 03:21:20 pm »

Someone needs to make a series where politics is depicted as a cyberpunk thriller.
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