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GiglameshDespair

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44865 on: February 24, 2014, 07:23:42 pm »

Man, I wish I could shoot some deer. They're all over the place, but I neither have access to a rifle or land where I have permission to shoot.

There's constant talk about having a cull because they are eating the shit out of everything plant-related, but animal rights protest whenever it comes up so nothing gets done.

It's probably work better than the badger cull. You don't tend to eat badgers, and some genuine, non-horsemeat venison should be worthwhile to sell, really.
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« Reply #44866 on: February 24, 2014, 07:58:26 pm »

I want to take up hunting and make venison biltong.

Because I can.

* Descan lives in a land with millions of square kilometers of boreal forests.

* Descan oh god moose and bears! D:
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44867 on: February 24, 2014, 08:47:31 pm »

I want to take up hunting and make venison biltong.

Because I can.

* Descan lives in a land with millions of square kilometers of boreal forests.

* Descan oh god moose and bears! D:
You live in pretty much the most highly-industrialized part of Canada. Shush. :u
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« Reply #44868 on: February 24, 2014, 08:50:46 pm »

Yeah but I don't have to cross the border to get into forests :P

Just drive north a few dozen kilometers.

Or north-east~ *waggles eyebrows*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44869 on: February 24, 2014, 09:17:36 pm »

I could practically walk outside and start petting the deer. By practically, I mean I have to walk ~100 yards to the treeline, and the deer probably wouldn't hold still until I got there.

Now I just need a crossbow or firearm of high enough caliber to be effective and legal, and a hunting license. And, I suppose, a freezer to store meat in and electricity to run it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44870 on: February 24, 2014, 09:42:45 pm »

REAL MAN USE HANDS TO HUNT

JUST HIT DEER WITH MIGHTY FISTS, THEN EAT DEER RAW
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44871 on: February 24, 2014, 09:44:19 pm »

Putting opinions into words is hard.
Especially when you're trying to tiptoe around saying anything offensive or looking like an idiot while still getting your point across.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44872 on: February 24, 2014, 09:44:42 pm »

REAL MAN USE HANDS TO HUNT

JUST HIT DEER WITH MIGHTY FISTS, THEN EAT DEER RAW
MAKE BICYCLE OUT OF DEER SKELETON
USE BICYCLE TO RUN OVER DEER
ENHANCE BIKE WITH MORE BONES
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44873 on: February 24, 2014, 09:47:36 pm »

REAL MAN USE HANDS TO HUNT

JUST HIT DEER WITH MIGHTY FISTS, THEN EAT DEER RAW
MAKE BICYCLE OUT OF DEER SKELETON
USE BICYCLE TO RUN OVER DEER
ENHANCE BIKE WITH MORE BONES

PUNCH BONES INTO DUST
SNORT BONECAINE
REPEAT PREVIOUS COMMANDS
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« Reply #44874 on: February 24, 2014, 09:48:08 pm »

REAL MAN USE HANDS TO HUNT
JUST HIT DEER WITH MIGHTY FISTS, THEN EAT DEER RAW
MAKE BICYCLE OUT OF DEER SKELETON
USE BICYCLE TO RUN OVER DEER
ENHANCE BIKE WITH MORE BONES
PUNCH BONES INTO DUST
SNORT BONECAINE
REPEAT PREVIOUS COMMANDS
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44875 on: February 24, 2014, 09:57:57 pm »

This is like some messed up version of cataclysm.

Hey, cataclysm devs, add the ability to make bone bikes and upgrade them with bones!
And the ability to make and snort bonecain.
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« Reply #44876 on: February 24, 2014, 10:04:10 pm »

... which would mostly just kill you? I don't think snorting bone dust is good for you. Even if it's cut with cocaine.
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« Reply #44877 on: February 24, 2014, 10:05:32 pm »

Yes, actually. Seriously, snorting bonecain is a major common sense violation.
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« Reply #44878 on: February 24, 2014, 10:10:35 pm »

It proves your strength if you survive.
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« Reply #44879 on: February 24, 2014, 10:13:10 pm »

It ain't bonecain.

You gotta have your e's.

It's bonecaine.






See what i did there
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