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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5973329 times)

SealyStar

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45645 on: March 10, 2014, 02:52:24 pm »

Apparently my last name is a spell from Fire Emblem.

Now I have to go find out what Fire Emblem is exactly.
I didn't know Immaterial was a spell in FE.

Unless that's your first name.
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« Reply #45646 on: March 10, 2014, 03:06:10 pm »

Well, I had a rather strange dream. It was that I was playing a game of D&D with friends, an oddity to begin with seeing as I have no fucking clue how the hell D&D works. Continuing on, for some reason, my character was named, of all things, "Jesus".

He was a grizzly bear.

Made out of solid beer.

He spent the whole of combat convincing enemies to walk into enclosed spaces.

Why? Because his sole ability was that, if someone enters an enclosed space, he could seal it perfectly and instantly perform a closed-room murder. In addition to that, when the clawed and mauled corpse is inevitably found, it would always, for some obscure reason, be naked and any autopsy or autopsy-equivalent performed upon it would indicate that the cause of death was AIDS. Throat clawed out? AIDS did it. Cleanly bisected? AIDS of course. Vivisected, gutted, mauled, perforated, torn to shreds and clawed for good measure? Without a doubt, the symptoms of AIDS.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45647 on: March 10, 2014, 03:09:14 pm »

"Jesus made of frozen beer/Closed room murder grizzly bear" sounds like deleted lyrics from Beck's "Loser".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45648 on: March 10, 2014, 03:10:07 pm »

This is the best dream ever and you are truly dwarven now let's get an illustrator.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45649 on: March 10, 2014, 03:19:18 pm »

Well, I had a rather strange dream. It was that I was playing a game of D&D with friends, an oddity to begin with seeing as I have no fucking clue how the hell D&D works. Continuing on, for some reason, my character was named, of all things, "Jesus".

He was a grizzly bear.

Made out of solid beer.

He spent the whole of combat convincing enemies to walk into enclosed spaces.

Why? Because his sole ability was that, if someone enters an enclosed space, he could seal it perfectly and instantly perform a closed-room murder. In addition to that, when the clawed and mauled corpse is inevitably found, it would always, for some obscure reason, be naked and any autopsy or autopsy-equivalent performed upon it would indicate that the cause of death was AIDS. Throat clawed out? AIDS did it. Cleanly bisected? AIDS of course. Vivisected, gutted, mauled, perforated, torn to shreds and clawed for good measure? Without a doubt, the symptoms of AIDS.

I know I haven't been participating in this discussion, but can I sig this whole thing?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45650 on: March 10, 2014, 03:26:25 pm »

oh god flying spaghetti monster that is hilarious

my tear channels are going ballistic

can barely type

laughing too hard

*passes out*
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« Reply #45651 on: March 10, 2014, 03:26:52 pm »

Well, I had a rather strange dream. It was that I was playing a game of D&D with friends, an oddity to begin with seeing as I have no fucking clue how the hell D&D works. Continuing on, for some reason, my character was named, of all things, "Jesus".

He was a grizzly bear.

Made out of solid beer.

He spent the whole of combat convincing enemies to walk into enclosed spaces.

Why? Because his sole ability was that, if someone enters an enclosed space, he could seal it perfectly and instantly perform a closed-room murder. In addition to that, when the clawed and mauled corpse is inevitably found, it would always, for some obscure reason, be naked and any autopsy or autopsy-equivalent performed upon it would indicate that the cause of death was AIDS. Throat clawed out? AIDS did it. Cleanly bisected? AIDS of course. Vivisected, gutted, mauled, perforated, torn to shreds and clawed for good measure? Without a doubt, the symptoms of AIDS.

I know I haven't been participating in this discussion, but can I sig this whole thing?
Sure :D
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« Reply #45652 on: March 10, 2014, 03:29:55 pm »

-snip-

You need to have a warning before that post to prevent people from accidently reading it while they are in class/in a lecture/in a meeting/being watched by their boss/hiding from a murderer/etc.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45653 on: March 10, 2014, 03:30:17 pm »

Empiricist, you have probably the best subconscious.  10/10, would get mauled by a bear in a tiny room again.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45654 on: March 10, 2014, 03:30:34 pm »

For normal people that's material for 6-7 epic weird dreams, you know?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45655 on: March 10, 2014, 03:48:34 pm »

And done.
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« Reply #45656 on: March 10, 2014, 03:56:08 pm »

I think it was probably caused by reading Piecewise's game concept document which included spells for summoning sold booze bears and the rest of the dream somehow or other got tacked on by my subconsciousness.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45657 on: March 10, 2014, 04:01:23 pm »

This is why you don't let bears attack you.

Bear AIDS sucks.
This guy knows what he's talking about.

My condolences, by the way.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45658 on: March 10, 2014, 04:06:02 pm »

Walked up to the grocery store to get a thing, a very simple thing that i assumed most stores had, they didn't have it which makes it more difficult for my mother to make supper.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45659 on: March 10, 2014, 04:07:06 pm »

I think it was probably caused by reading Piecewise's game concept document which included spells for summoning sold booze bears and the rest of the dream somehow or other got tacked on by my subconsciousness.

I guess it was document -> booze bears and a tabletop

bears -> mauling
tabletop -> DnD is Satan -> Jesus
??? (Bay12itis?) -> claustrophobia, AIDS
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