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Darvi

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45465 on: March 10, 2014, 12:49:30 pm »

Your last name is Nosferatu?
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« Reply #45466 on: March 10, 2014, 12:58:24 pm »

Nope. Guess again.

It's been mentioned on the Fire Emblem on Forums OOC thread.

THIS IS CREEPING ME OUT.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45467 on: March 10, 2014, 01:05:19 pm »

I rolled my swivel chair towards the window, and one of the wheels inadvertently hit the power button on my power strip and shut off the computer.  Now that's a weird omen.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45468 on: March 10, 2014, 01:08:46 pm »

I rolled my swivel chair towards the window, and one of the wheels inadvertently hit the power button on my power strip and shut off the computer.  Now that's a weird DWARVEN omen.

Fixed it for you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45469 on: March 10, 2014, 02:52:24 pm »

Apparently my last name is a spell from Fire Emblem.

Now I have to go find out what Fire Emblem is exactly.
I didn't know Immaterial was a spell in FE.

Unless that's your first name.
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« Reply #45470 on: March 10, 2014, 03:06:10 pm »

Well, I had a rather strange dream. It was that I was playing a game of D&D with friends, an oddity to begin with seeing as I have no fucking clue how the hell D&D works. Continuing on, for some reason, my character was named, of all things, "Jesus".

He was a grizzly bear.

Made out of solid beer.

He spent the whole of combat convincing enemies to walk into enclosed spaces.

Why? Because his sole ability was that, if someone enters an enclosed space, he could seal it perfectly and instantly perform a closed-room murder. In addition to that, when the clawed and mauled corpse is inevitably found, it would always, for some obscure reason, be naked and any autopsy or autopsy-equivalent performed upon it would indicate that the cause of death was AIDS. Throat clawed out? AIDS did it. Cleanly bisected? AIDS of course. Vivisected, gutted, mauled, perforated, torn to shreds and clawed for good measure? Without a doubt, the symptoms of AIDS.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45471 on: March 10, 2014, 03:09:14 pm »

"Jesus made of frozen beer/Closed room murder grizzly bear" sounds like deleted lyrics from Beck's "Loser".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45472 on: March 10, 2014, 03:10:07 pm »

This is the best dream ever and you are truly dwarven now let's get an illustrator.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45473 on: March 10, 2014, 03:19:18 pm »

Well, I had a rather strange dream. It was that I was playing a game of D&D with friends, an oddity to begin with seeing as I have no fucking clue how the hell D&D works. Continuing on, for some reason, my character was named, of all things, "Jesus".

He was a grizzly bear.

Made out of solid beer.

He spent the whole of combat convincing enemies to walk into enclosed spaces.

Why? Because his sole ability was that, if someone enters an enclosed space, he could seal it perfectly and instantly perform a closed-room murder. In addition to that, when the clawed and mauled corpse is inevitably found, it would always, for some obscure reason, be naked and any autopsy or autopsy-equivalent performed upon it would indicate that the cause of death was AIDS. Throat clawed out? AIDS did it. Cleanly bisected? AIDS of course. Vivisected, gutted, mauled, perforated, torn to shreds and clawed for good measure? Without a doubt, the symptoms of AIDS.

I know I haven't been participating in this discussion, but can I sig this whole thing?
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Tawa

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45474 on: March 10, 2014, 03:26:25 pm »

oh god flying spaghetti monster that is hilarious

my tear channels are going ballistic

can barely type

laughing too hard

*passes out*
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« Reply #45475 on: March 10, 2014, 03:26:52 pm »

Well, I had a rather strange dream. It was that I was playing a game of D&D with friends, an oddity to begin with seeing as I have no fucking clue how the hell D&D works. Continuing on, for some reason, my character was named, of all things, "Jesus".

He was a grizzly bear.

Made out of solid beer.

He spent the whole of combat convincing enemies to walk into enclosed spaces.

Why? Because his sole ability was that, if someone enters an enclosed space, he could seal it perfectly and instantly perform a closed-room murder. In addition to that, when the clawed and mauled corpse is inevitably found, it would always, for some obscure reason, be naked and any autopsy or autopsy-equivalent performed upon it would indicate that the cause of death was AIDS. Throat clawed out? AIDS did it. Cleanly bisected? AIDS of course. Vivisected, gutted, mauled, perforated, torn to shreds and clawed for good measure? Without a doubt, the symptoms of AIDS.

I know I haven't been participating in this discussion, but can I sig this whole thing?
Sure :D
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« Reply #45476 on: March 10, 2014, 03:29:55 pm »

-snip-

You need to have a warning before that post to prevent people from accidently reading it while they are in class/in a lecture/in a meeting/being watched by their boss/hiding from a murderer/etc.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45477 on: March 10, 2014, 03:30:17 pm »

Empiricist, you have probably the best subconscious.  10/10, would get mauled by a bear in a tiny room again.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45478 on: March 10, 2014, 03:30:34 pm »

For normal people that's material for 6-7 epic weird dreams, you know?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45479 on: March 10, 2014, 03:48:34 pm »

And done.
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