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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45645 on: March 13, 2014, 01:00:08 am »

My moustache is still at the wispy/barely visible stage, for some reason... it's grown a bit longer before, but this time it's stalled here.
Might be the stupid hot weather. :-\ I wish I could grow a beard. Hair seems to grow only in patches on my face- I can grow good sideburns, but then there'll just be scattered hair growing along my cheeks and jaw, two large tufts on the corners of my chin that grow twice as fast as everything else, and a bald patch right in the middle of my chin. And a carefully-cultivated patch right below my bottom lip.
It makes me sad. I wanted to do a Wyatt Earp or Eddie Riggs... :(
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« Reply #45646 on: March 13, 2014, 01:10:33 am »

I feel pretty similar. I can grow a great goatee+mustache combo… and that's about it. It's a lack that is made doubly so in a college with a lumberjack mascot where people take pride in having exceptionally full lumberjack-esque beards. :P
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« Reply #45647 on: March 13, 2014, 03:26:54 am »

I feel pretty similar. I can grow a great goatee+mustache combo… and that's about it.
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« Reply #45648 on: March 13, 2014, 03:42:26 am »

I have 26 posts in the actual DF boards in two threads.

Also, I apparently post a lot around 4:00 and late at night. Totally inaccurate.

*Is writing this at 11:00*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45649 on: March 13, 2014, 07:11:29 am »

Stumbled upon this when looking for something entirely else:
This above video, “IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Michelle Obama IS A MAN”, is about to change the course of World History.
Haven't really watched the video, but the article seems to be dead serious, also about Obama being the antichrist.

Surprised this hasn't ended :P

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« Reply #45650 on: March 13, 2014, 09:14:02 am »

Stumbled upon this when looking for something entirely else:
This above video, “IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Michelle Obama IS A MAN”, is about to change the course of World History.
Haven't really watched the video, but the article seems to be dead serious, also about Obama being the antichrist.
My brother laps up this sort of shit.  Right now, he totally believes Obama is the antichrist.  If someone shows him that video, he will probably believe it too.
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« Reply #45651 on: March 13, 2014, 09:16:49 am »

Stumbled upon this when looking for something entirely else:
This above video, “IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Michelle Obama IS A MAN”, is about to change the course of World History.
Haven't really watched the video, but the article seems to be dead serious, also about Obama being the antichrist.
My brother laps up this sort of shit.  Right now, he totally believes Obama is the antichrist.  If someone shows him that video, he will probably believe it too.
That video is hilarious. My hand is now testifying against Michelle Obama every time I look at them.

Apparently.
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« Reply #45652 on: March 13, 2014, 09:40:40 am »

Part of me feels there is quite a bit of hyperbole.

Assuming that Michelle IS a man, for the sake of the article, I really doubt it will "change the course of World History"
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« Reply #45653 on: March 13, 2014, 09:41:24 am »

Apparently every strong woman is a man.

I wonder if whoever made all that up thinks I am a woman :x
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« Reply #45654 on: March 13, 2014, 09:49:47 am »

Apparently every strong woman is a man.

I wonder if whoever made all that up thinks I am a woman :x

They are using the "man hand" aspect. Which I believe is a thing but I don't know enough about it to really comment.

Well except it isn't "Man hands" that give you away, it is man fingers... and not the whole finger... just the tip
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« Reply #45655 on: March 13, 2014, 10:13:26 am »

Yet again when I open up the latest page of this thread, it makes me wonder what the heck I just walked in on.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45656 on: March 13, 2014, 10:16:20 am »

Just like me after a few hours after I make an off handed comment/observation :P

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« Reply #45657 on: March 13, 2014, 10:19:01 am »

Part of me feels there is quite a bit of hyperbole.

Assuming that Michelle IS a man, for the sake of the article, I really doubt it will "change the course of World History"
The author(s)? seem quite sure of it:
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And so how, is this above video, “IRREFUTABLE PROOF that Michelle Obama IS A MAN”, about to change the course of World History? – you might be asking.  It is really quite simple: All of Heaven is watching and waiting to see what the Citizens of the United States of America will do, now that they have been formally introduced to their new “Queen”.  Will they choose to tolerate ‘the Queen of Sodom’ ruling over them, just as the Sodomites and Gomorrites did?  If so, the course of world events will change for the worse.  Or, will they prefer to fraternally correct their Commander and Chief, by reminding him that he has broken his Oath of Office so many times, that he is now by that very fact, impeached! – and remind “Michelle”, that he is in no way qualified to be ‘the First Lady of the United States’, for obvious reasons.  This second choice, will change the course of world events, and the course of human history, for the better. We will see how this turning point in American History plays out.  But as these events unfold, one thing is for certain: the United States of America, is now the textbook definition of An Absolute Monarchy!  Congratulations America on your new form of Government!

They even list 8 possibilities the US could react to this revelation. My personal guess is 8. ignore, maybe also 9. LMAO.

I don't usually seek out this kind of crazy shit, but this one really gave me a good laugh.
I would normally think this must be satire, but their other articles seem to be meant as serious too and are at least related to real news.
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« Reply #45658 on: March 13, 2014, 11:28:05 am »

I'm suddenly sad that nobody lets me punch people anymore.
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« Reply #45659 on: March 13, 2014, 11:31:36 am »

I'm suddenly sad that nobody lets me punch people anymore.
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