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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12999120 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45660 on: March 13, 2014, 11:39:23 am »

I'm suddenly sad that nobody lets me punch people anymore.
Amateur Boxing. Punch people for fun and profit!
Professional robbery has more of both of those!
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« Reply #45661 on: March 13, 2014, 11:44:55 am »

I'm suddenly sad that nobody lets me punch people anymore.
Amateur Boxing. Punch people for fun and profit!
Professional robbery has more of both of those!
Preofessionally robbing boxers.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45662 on: March 13, 2014, 12:04:36 pm »

I'm suddenly sad that nobody lets me punch people anymore.
Amateur Boxing. Punch people for fun and profit!
Doctor won't clear me for combat sports until I have spinal fusion surgery, which I can't get, because I don't have insurance, and he doesn't think I should do it until I'm 40 anyway.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45663 on: March 13, 2014, 12:07:38 pm »

I'm suddenly sad that nobody lets me punch people anymore.
Amateur Boxing. Punch people for fun and profit!
Doctor won't clear me for combat sports until I have spinal fusion surgery, which I can't get, because I don't have insurance, and he doesn't think I should do it until I'm 40 anyway.
Illegal amateur boxing. No doctor's note needed!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45664 on: March 13, 2014, 12:10:37 pm »

If you're worried about further spinal damage, you could always enter the exciting world of underground wheelchair cagefights. I hear the sport is really going to take off!
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« Reply #45665 on: March 13, 2014, 12:14:15 pm »

Phh. Underground wheelchair cagefights are so 2013. It's all about underground wheelchair chess-cagefights. It's like chess-boxing, but with more wheelchairs, cagefights and illegality.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45666 on: March 13, 2014, 01:05:01 pm »

Sure is sad how the punching technique has completely overtaken mainstream boxing, and the long conversation techniques that lead to unconsciousness of the opponent are entirely neglected.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45667 on: March 13, 2014, 01:53:36 pm »

Sure is sad how the punching technique has completely overtaken mainstream boxing, and the long conversation techniques that lead to unconsciousness of the opponent are entirely neglected.
I love that monologue.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45668 on: March 13, 2014, 02:07:56 pm »

I like to start with a 1(left jab)-1(left jab)-2(cross)-5(left upper)-4(hook) combo, follow up with shoeshine, then wear them down with Socratic dialog.
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« Reply #45669 on: March 13, 2014, 03:33:02 pm »

Things that made me go "WTF?" today: This thread.
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« Reply #45670 on: March 13, 2014, 04:10:19 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1JstmlgI0A

I have played a bit of Hearthstone and watched quite a few videos, but I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on in this one.
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« Reply #45671 on: March 13, 2014, 04:19:52 pm »

Sure is sad how the punching technique has completely overtaken mainstream boxing, and the long conversation techniques that lead to unconsciousness of the opponent are entirely neglected.
I love that monologue.

See, just a few days ago I would have had no idea what you were referencing. I'm glad that I have finally been enlightened.
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« Reply #45672 on: March 13, 2014, 04:23:13 pm »

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Things that made me go "WTF?" today: This thread.
Yea, I wanted to dump some very weird bullshit from my head into some semi-native environment, found dis thread, got WTF and stopped facerolling. That's the power!
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« Reply #45673 on: March 13, 2014, 04:30:41 pm »

Well it wouldn't be the WTF thread if there weren't things that made you go WTF.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #45674 on: March 13, 2014, 04:38:48 pm »

>Insert newline characters into formatting at the end of every drawto command, just to make it more readable
>Solves the problem for no adequately explained reason

WTF, svg. Why did that do anything?
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