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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 7854448 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50160 on: May 23, 2014, 01:20:45 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50161 on: May 23, 2014, 01:34:05 am »

Turns out applying very hot gravy directly to the wrist gets you a bad burn. Who knew.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50162 on: May 23, 2014, 01:44:50 am »

Even reinstalling the LoL client didn't fix the problem, so something is wrong with my lapotop, but I have no fucking idea what could've caused network problems :I
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50163 on: May 23, 2014, 02:14:05 am »

In the experimental versions of Cataclysm Dark Days Ahead, through the Debug menu, I learned that there's a vibrator item.

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I...

I don't even know XD

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50164 on: May 23, 2014, 02:17:48 am »

Can you use it as a dude?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50165 on: May 23, 2014, 02:19:57 am »

Spoiler: In short, Yes. (click to show/hide)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50166 on: May 23, 2014, 02:20:48 am »

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« Reply #50167 on: May 23, 2014, 02:27:00 am »

Why is that so odd? Gentle vibration helps for loosening up sore muscles. Haven't you ever used one of those handheld shiatsu massage thingies?
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« Reply #50168 on: May 23, 2014, 02:27:58 am »

Why is that so odd? Gentle vibration helps for loosening up sore muscles. Haven't you ever used one of those handheld shiatsu massage thingies?
The other vibrators.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50169 on: May 23, 2014, 02:29:15 am »

Why is that so odd? Gentle vibration helps for loosening up sore muscles. Haven't you ever used one of those handheld shiatsu massage thingies?

Eh.

It could but this is the internet.

It's always the most sexual one :P

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I've never been into massages so I may be wrong, however I'm sure the morale effect at least could imply that it's the sexual one :P

EDIT: Well, I seem to have not gotten the joke.

Good job me.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2014, 02:33:21 am by Iceblaster »
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« Reply #50170 on: May 23, 2014, 02:29:30 am »

Why is that so odd? Gentle vibration helps for loosening up sore muscles. Haven't you ever used one of those handheld shiatsu massage thingies?
The other vibrators.
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« Reply #50171 on: May 23, 2014, 02:33:06 am »

Why is that so odd? Gentle vibration helps for loosening up sore muscles. Haven't you ever used one of those handheld shiatsu massage thingies?
The other vibrators.
thatsthejoke.jpg
That implies anatomical concerns I don't want to think about.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50172 on: May 23, 2014, 02:40:14 am »

Now what we need is the ability to use the vibrator as a melee weapon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50174 on: May 23, 2014, 02:46:05 am »

Well, you can use anything, even a paper wrapper as a weapon. No guarantee of it being an effective weapon, but you can bash a zombie and potentially kill a zombie with anything, including the vibrator.

EDIT: With enough skill you can also be an internet ninja.
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