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Steelmagic

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49995 on: May 23, 2014, 02:28:43 pm »

You whack the zombie in the eye!

The severed part flies off in an arc!
So basically you whacked off the zombie's eye.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49996 on: May 23, 2014, 02:33:59 pm »

Turns out applying very hot gravy directly to the wrist gets you a bad burn. Who knew.
.....

I misread this on the first go as "Turns out applying very hot gravity directly to the wrist gets you a bad bum. Who knew."

Who knew indeed.

Edit: Damned phone.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49997 on: May 23, 2014, 02:55:49 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49998 on: May 23, 2014, 05:00:10 pm »

I'm sitting here as I type this, looking at an add for glow-in-the-dark clothing. It's slogan? 'Turn off the lights and get turned on!' I just... Who the heck decided that was a wonderful and effective slogan? It's just comfortable and weird. Or maybe I'm just reading too much into it. Or not enough into it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49999 on: May 23, 2014, 05:24:18 pm »

I just remembered that Heavy Metal existed when some friends and I found an old tape of it. We watched it, and I've now reached my mindfuck quota for the month. It's the absolute strangest, most offensive parts of the '80s condensed into 90 minutes of the strangest stories, capped off with a fucking depressing animated acid trip. Such a great terrible film.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50000 on: May 23, 2014, 05:35:53 pm »

Well, that's kind of what Heavy Metal comics were, so it it pretty faithful to the source material, although somewhat less (erotic? pornographic? fanservicey?) than the comics are.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50001 on: May 23, 2014, 05:59:34 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50002 on: May 23, 2014, 06:19:19 pm »

Welp
I don't think I even want to do anything with my dick that could be referred to as a "lion's pounce".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50003 on: May 23, 2014, 06:28:06 pm »

Welp
I don't think I even want to do anything with my dick that could be referred to as a "lion's pounce".
I think said passage refers to vaginal/anal masturbation.
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« Reply #50004 on: May 23, 2014, 06:30:01 pm »

Welp
I don't think I even want to do anything with my dick that could be referred to as a "lion's pounce".
I think said passage refers to vaginal/anal masturbation.
"It between your arms"?
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« Reply #50005 on: May 23, 2014, 06:30:50 pm »

We don't even know what "It" is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50006 on: May 23, 2014, 06:31:31 pm »

Guys, using lions as sex dolls is a bad idea.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50007 on: May 23, 2014, 06:33:17 pm »

Welp
I don't think I even want to do anything with my dick that could be referred to as a "lion's pounce".

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« Reply #50008 on: May 23, 2014, 06:36:18 pm »

Spoiler: JESUS FUCK (click to show/hide)
Well I mean.
I guess it would work.


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Y'know, from a purely objective-oriented standpoint ((PPE: Haha I caught that one you can't get one over on me english language)) goal-driven mindset.
Doesn't make it any less horrifying, it's just effective.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50009 on: May 23, 2014, 06:37:21 pm »

Wait, is that the Kellog I'm thinking of? Because fucking hell that's a long ways from cereal.
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