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Th4DwArfY1

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50400 on: May 26, 2014, 10:58:46 am »

If I had to choose how to die...hmmm.

Probably old age, and in my sleep :P

Nah, I know what you meant. I guess being put into artificial sleep and then ended? Really, none appeal to me obviously. There's an appropriate poem, but I can't remember the name of the darn thing and I just spent a lot of time looking for it. Basically, all ways to die have drawbacks :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50401 on: May 26, 2014, 11:03:14 am »

Chief amongst which is the fact that you will be dead.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50402 on: May 26, 2014, 11:03:47 am »

I would die by being stepped on by a elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders.

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« Reply #50403 on: May 26, 2014, 11:10:28 am »

Granted. The elephant is a baby elephant and takes more than one turn. The cheerleaders are all equally hideous and have identical warts strewn about their faces, and teeth missing, as well as some fingernails from leprosy.

Oh, wait, this isn't the corrupt a wish thread? Oh well.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50404 on: May 26, 2014, 11:11:51 am »

Granted. The elephant is a baby elephant and takes more than one turn. The cheerleaders are all equally hideous and have identical warts strewn about their faces, and teeth missing, as well as some fingernails from leprosy.

Oh, wait, this isn't the corrupt a wish thread? Oh well.

No, but that did create a WTF. So, congrats, you made a WTF for the WTF thread.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50405 on: May 26, 2014, 11:13:58 am »

That's just how we roll.

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« Reply #50406 on: May 26, 2014, 11:21:42 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50407 on: May 26, 2014, 11:22:16 am »

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Maybe you could try linking pictures that aren't so small and articfacted they're unreadable :v
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50408 on: May 26, 2014, 11:38:36 am »

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Maybe you could try linking pictures that aren't so small and articfacted they're unreadable :v
It says:
>the year is 6003
>the universal song is the Kids Bop cover of Thrift Shop
>currency is Swagbucks
>Justin Bieber discovered immortality
>he rules the world
>has a farm for molesting kids
>England has had enough of it
>they release Elizabeth II from her capsule
>she's a cyborg
>Justin is enraged and resurrects Lil' Wayne, Miley Cyrus, and Rebecca Black
>they all hold their hands together and chant "yolo"
>they become a 200 ft tall Taylor Swift/Lorde hybrid and attack the queen
>youdonefuckedup.jpg
>she grows into a 700ft giant and bitchslaps their shit
>the hybrid combusts and and the ashes float off into the sky
>the queen turns into butterfree and flies into the sunset
>she saved them all
>Hank Hill wipes away a single tear
>with a look of satisfaction he utters "God save the queen."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50409 on: May 26, 2014, 11:40:42 am »

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lolwut
Maybe you could try linking pictures that aren't so small and articfacted they're unreadable :v
It says:
>the year is 6003
>the universal song is the Kids Bop cover of Thrift Shop
>currency is Swagbucks
>Justin Bieber discovered immortality
>he rules the world
>has a farm for molesting kids
>England has had enough of it
>they release Elizabeth II from her capsule
>she's a cyborg
>Justin is enraged and resurrects Lil' Wayne, Miley Cyrus, and Rebecca Black
>they all hold their hands together and chant "yolo"
>they become a 200 ft tall Taylor Swift/Lorde hybrid and attack the queen
>youdonefuckedup.jpg
>she grows into a 700ft giant and bitchslaps their shit
>the hybrid combusts and and the ashes float off into the sky
>the queen turns into butterfree and flies into the sunset
>she saved them all
>Hank Hill wipes away a single tear
>with a look of satisfaction he utters "God save the queen."

What the fuck did I just read?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50410 on: May 26, 2014, 12:28:02 pm »

Don't do drugs, kids. Or else things will happen that require drugs to erase the memory of.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50411 on: May 26, 2014, 12:34:13 pm »

So what you're saying is, don't do drugs. But if you do, do more.
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« Reply #50412 on: May 26, 2014, 12:40:53 pm »

That advice is far too sound to go in the WTF thread.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50413 on: May 26, 2014, 12:44:13 pm »

So what you're saying is, don't do drugs. But if you do, do more.



... Fuck. Well, I guess that's that.

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« Reply #50414 on: May 26, 2014, 01:00:01 pm »

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