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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53085 on: July 03, 2014, 06:02:31 pm »

http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/19fmjf/autopilot/

That reads like a creepypasta...it might not happen to you, but it happened to someone else...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53086 on: July 03, 2014, 06:09:41 pm »

That spoke to me deeply because my thought process is mostly flowcharts and self-automation, so I guess I'm not getting kids.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53087 on: July 03, 2014, 06:11:39 pm »

http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/19fmjf/autopilot/
That reads like a creepypasta...it might not happen to you, but it happened to someone else...
That's great; I especially like how it gets you to parse through the text on autopilot.

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« Reply #53088 on: July 03, 2014, 06:15:32 pm »

http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/19fmjf/autopilot/

That reads like a creepypasta...it might not happen to you, but it happened to someone else...
I saw the ending coming a mile away. It was pretty well written though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53089 on: July 03, 2014, 06:21:39 pm »

Rule number one of nosleep is that if there's a child, they either gets killed or they turn out to be a demon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53090 on: July 03, 2014, 06:22:06 pm »

http://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/19fmjf/autopilot/

That reads like a creepypasta...it might not happen to you, but it happened to someone else...

It is a creepypasta.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53092 on: July 03, 2014, 07:02:09 pm »

I wtf'd at myself today, leaving the computer lab. I for whatever reason felt naked from the waist down and forced myself to check that I was still wearing pants. Yup still pants. Wtf brain?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53093 on: July 03, 2014, 07:09:28 pm »

I was playing Skyrim, in the ruins of Markarth, and I found a tiny dude named "Diode" with full dwarven armor and a glowing blue helmet.

What the hell kind of weird mod added this guy?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53094 on: July 03, 2014, 07:10:37 pm »

I wtf'd at myself today, leaving the computer lab. I for whatever reason felt naked from the waist down and forced myself to check that I was still wearing pants. Yup still pants. Wtf brain?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53095 on: July 03, 2014, 07:11:06 pm »

If you can see your clothes you're clearly not fashionable.
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« Reply #53096 on: July 03, 2014, 07:13:56 pm »

This was linked in the comments below.

I saw this article a few months ago. It's a good read that really dispels the whole kneejerk "What terrible, neglectful parents / That would never happen to me" attitude these stories bring out in people.

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What kind of person forgets a baby?

The wealthy do, it turns out. And the poor, and the middle class. Parents of all ages and ethnicities do it. Mothers are just as likely to do it as fathers. It happens to the chronically absent-minded and to the fanatically organized, to the college-educated and to the marginally literate. In the last 10 years, it has happened to a dentist. A postal clerk. A social worker. A police officer. An accountant. A soldier. A paralegal. An electrician. A Protestant clergyman. A rabbinical student. A nurse. A construction worker. An assistant principal. It happened to a mental health counselor, a college professor and a pizza chef. It happened to a pediatrician. It happened to a rocket scientist.
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« Reply #53097 on: July 03, 2014, 07:14:46 pm »

Clearly we should ban all of those professions and solve the issue once and for all.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53098 on: July 03, 2014, 07:16:04 pm »

Clearly we should ban all of those professions and solve the issue once and for all.
Banning living would be much more effective, methinks. If everyone is dead, nobody can do something like that.

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« Reply #53099 on: July 03, 2014, 07:17:30 pm »

That plan is not zombie-proof though. Mine is.
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