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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12998770 times)

Lyeos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53100 on: July 03, 2014, 07:19:09 pm »

That plan is not zombie-proof though. Mine is.
No, there would still be zombies with your plan. Just not as many.
Plus, yours leaves people alive for the zombies to eat.
I'm a necromancer, brah. I'd be cool with that.

New solution: Toss everyone into a volcano. No zombies, no problems.
Now to find a big enough volcano.
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« Reply #53101 on: July 03, 2014, 07:21:29 pm »

I don't think Scientologists will like that idea. It will create even more unhappy souls.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53102 on: July 03, 2014, 07:28:07 pm »

Permanent stasis in the ice caps.

There. No death. No zombies. No ghosts.

Just eternal darkness.
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« Reply #53103 on: July 03, 2014, 07:29:39 pm »

Permanent stasis in the ice caps.

There. No death. No zombies. No ghosts.

Just eternal darkness.

Until the ice caps melt.
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« Reply #53104 on: July 03, 2014, 07:32:48 pm »

Okay. Same plan. Minus ice caps, add in many stasis capsules and maintenance bots. And bots which maintain those bots. And the maintenance bots actually maintain the bots maintaining them as well as the stasis capsules.
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« Reply #53105 on: July 03, 2014, 07:34:27 pm »

I think we fixed it, guys.

We are helping.

Contributing even.
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« Reply #53106 on: July 03, 2014, 07:35:56 pm »

Okay. Same plan. Minus ice caps, add in many stasis capsules and maintenance bots. And bots which maintain those bots. And the maintenance bots actually maintain the bots maintaining them as well as the stasis capsules.
Where will their power come from?
And that'll be expensive.
We should just use that money to fire everyone at the sun.
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« Reply #53107 on: July 03, 2014, 07:38:02 pm »

We'll get the fuel from solar power, windpower, geothermal energy and nuclear fission.
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« Reply #53108 on: July 03, 2014, 07:42:32 pm »

Clearly we should ban all of those professions and solve the issue once and for all.

Coming at this pretty late, but if you ban pizza chef I will find you.  And it will not be pleasant.

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« Reply #53109 on: July 03, 2014, 07:45:16 pm »

We'll get the fuel from solar power, windpower, geothermal energy and nuclear fission.
What if things start breaking? We'll need bots to build and maintain those, and bots to maintain those bots, and bots to do the nuclear stuff if this is intended to be done forever...
Still voting for flinging everyone at the Sun.
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« Reply #53110 on: July 03, 2014, 07:49:36 pm »

Yes? And who will build the rockets? Who will operate them? Who will make people work towards something that will kill them?

The answer is universal maintenance bots that can maintain all bots, as well as the bots looking after the stasis cubes. So we have power. The people will be effectively immortal, so they won't mind as much as death by sun. As for it being expensive...

Who is going to care? After they're frozen the economy isn't going to be of much use.
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« Reply #53111 on: July 03, 2014, 07:51:21 pm »

Yes? And who will build the rockets? Who will operate them? Who will make people work towards something that will kill them?

The answer is universal maintenance bots that can maintain all bots, as well as the bots looking after the stasis cubes. So we have power. The people will be effectively immortal, so they won't mind as much as death by sun. As for it being expensive...

Who is going to care? After they're frozen the economy isn't going to be of much use.

You realize that once those bots get fed up with our crap, it's going to be the plot of the Matrix, right?

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« Reply #53112 on: July 03, 2014, 07:53:59 pm »

They ain't gonna get fed up. They're robots.

Also, as for the Matrix...wasn't that all because they needed power? Well, these bots don't need power. They were all made to do a task, and they'll do it. A command you give a computer doesn't just get fed up and create a conscience for itself.
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« Reply #53113 on: July 03, 2014, 07:55:30 pm »

They ain't gonna get fed up. They're robots.

Also, as for the Matrix...wasn't that all because they needed power? Well, these bots don't need power. They were all made to do a task, and they'll do it. A command you give a computer doesn't just get fed up and create a conscience for itself.

Physics would like to disagree with you. :P

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« Reply #53114 on: July 03, 2014, 07:57:49 pm »

We'll get the fuel from solar power, windpower, geothermal energy and nuclear fission.

Sorry, what I meant was no human power :P
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