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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13172808 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #61920 on: October 31, 2014, 01:14:34 pm »

Well. That was new.

I've never had a paint roller thingjigger break on me before. Definitely drew a blink when the metal part receded into the handle like a recalcitrant turtle and started spinning around like it'd had a few too many shots.

Tomorrow, I guess I go get a new one. Hopefully one that's, y'know, mostly a single piece. I seem to have an annoying habit of breaking tools that aren't more or less solid. Sometimes ones that are, too, but it's less common.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #61921 on: October 31, 2014, 01:17:57 pm »

Bah.  Someone posted an Eren did it again thing.  I now have oops I did it again stuck in my head.

Hmmm, now might be the perfect time to say "Toxic."

Happy Halloween! Hehe.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #61922 on: October 31, 2014, 01:19:45 pm »

Ah, yes, but physical books are blessed with being the only place to find Old Man Henderson's backstory, while digital books are cursed with being the only place to find the unspeakable role-playing game with a 900-page pdf.
Bad news. The man who made Old Man Henderson burnt the backstory because it was essentially the roleplayer's necronomicon.
So, when Kevak prints out FATAL, ebooks and physical books will be on equal ground.

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« Reply #61923 on: October 31, 2014, 01:24:57 pm »

Different dialects, sure. Mexican Spanish sounds fairly different from Spanish Spanish AFAIK.
But then why didn't they specify the English dialect?
Well, I never said it was a sensible thing to do... yeah, they're probably just stupid. Seems to be a running theme these days.

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Ah, yes, but physical books are blessed with being the only place to find Old Man Henderson's backstory, while digital books are cursed with being the only place to find the unspeakable role-playing game with a 900-page pdf.
Bad news. The man who made Old Man Henderson burnt the backstory because it was essentially the roleplayer's necronomicon.
So, when Kevak prints out FATAL, ebooks and physical books will be on equal ground.
Why would someone burn the necronomicon? That doesn't make any sense to me. The book should go in a museum!
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« Reply #61924 on: October 31, 2014, 01:31:20 pm »

From what I remember, both people who told us Old Man Henderson's tales ended up testifying that the back story was an Eldritch artifact that no one's mind could fully comprehend, and that it was practically the embodiment of evil.  I'd totally go find the quotes about it but I don't think my work place would appreciate me digging through 1d4chan. >_>

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« Reply #61925 on: October 31, 2014, 01:47:09 pm »

Annnd I just realized I've started growing ear hair. I know that it's a thing that happens as you get older, I just sort of thought I had a few more years at least... only a few for now at least.
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« Reply #61926 on: October 31, 2014, 02:39:25 pm »

The Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragon to lead the force of darkness nowadays.
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« Reply #61927 on: October 31, 2014, 04:23:50 pm »

The Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragon to lead the force of darkness nowadays.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #61928 on: October 31, 2014, 04:36:24 pm »

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« Reply #61929 on: October 31, 2014, 04:37:59 pm »

The Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragon to lead the force of darkness nowadays.
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« Reply #61930 on: October 31, 2014, 04:40:09 pm »

From what I remember, both people who told us Old Man Henderson's tales ended up testifying that the back story was an Eldritch artifact that no one's mind could fully comprehend, and that it was practically the embodiment of evil.  I'd totally go find the quotes about it but I don't think my work place would appreciate me digging through 1d4chan. >_>
Specifically, he made it so long that the DM could never look through it all and keep it in memory, so he'd switch out pages between sessions to give the details needed to justify anything. In addition, portions of it were written in Portuguese and German, languages unknown to the writer.
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« Reply #61931 on: October 31, 2014, 04:42:23 pm »

The Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragon to lead the force of darkness nowadays.
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From what I remember, both people who told us Old Man Henderson's tales ended up testifying that the back story was an Eldritch artifact that no one's mind could fully comprehend, and that it was practically the embodiment of evil.  I'd totally go find the quotes about it but I don't think my work place would appreciate me digging through 1d4chan. >_>
Specifically, he made it so long that the DM could never look through it all and keep it in memory, so he'd switch out pages between sessions to give the details needed to justify anything. In addition, portions of it were written in Portuguese and German, languages unknown to the writer.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #61932 on: October 31, 2014, 04:48:26 pm »

Languages unknown to the writer of the character, yes.
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« Reply #61933 on: October 31, 2014, 04:49:39 pm »

Did he pay a translator or something? Google Translate is too dumb for that.
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« Reply #61934 on: October 31, 2014, 04:49:47 pm »

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