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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12995537 times)

Truean

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67155 on: January 10, 2015, 01:25:39 pm »

They're just upset I'm more useful to have around when the zombie apocalypse strikes....

Gas, we won't need gas when the corpses start walking. I just need lots of cardboard cut into penny size circles, lots of pennies (preferably minted prior to 1982), lots of zinc washers, vinegar (acetic acid), electrical tape and wires, for batteries. Then I want the rest of my equipment and we've got basic power/fuel needs met. Meh.

If we can't find any zinc washers, then American Pennies minted before 1982 are 95% copper, and those minted after 1982 are 97.5% zinc once you sand off the coating (Warning, do not deface US currency and use the washers instead for the zinc).
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67156 on: January 10, 2015, 01:34:10 pm »

The parent in question may have not been aware of the totality that happened, and possibly inserted assumptions of their own in there. :-\
Yes the point is that the parent is either ignorant of a whole host of things or spiteful. There's no "may" about it (unless you're implying that they could just really hate fun).

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Besides having it taken off you, that's pretty cool. Did you have it before or did you make it especially for the demonstration?

And I'm sure I don't need to tell a lawyer that they have near-zero grounds to confiscate that stuff.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67157 on: January 10, 2015, 01:37:14 pm »

I keep having weird food cravings.
Normally, I don't really like pickles, but for the past week or so, I keep craving them.
And now I'm craving anchovies, of all things.
Strange.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67158 on: January 10, 2015, 01:39:18 pm »

It had been hanging out in Dad's Garage for a couple years or something like that. I honestly wasn't keeping count. There's a corner in there with all kinds of crazy/useful/potentially dangerous if misused crap.

I wonder if my over 2000 F solar death lens is back there still. ( Giant Focal Fresnel Lens) Old 50 inch non flat screen projection TVs had their mad science uses.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67159 on: January 10, 2015, 01:43:13 pm »

I keep having weird food cravings.
Normally, I don't really like pickles, but for the past week or so, I keep craving them.
And now I'm craving anchovies, of all things.
Strange.
You pregnant?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67160 on: January 10, 2015, 01:46:16 pm »

I keep having weird food cravings.
Normally, I don't really like pickles, but for the past week or so, I keep craving them.
And now I'm craving anchovies, of all things.
Strange.

you're obv pregnant.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67161 on: January 10, 2015, 01:47:21 pm »

I keep having weird food cravings.
Normally, I don't really like pickles, but for the past week or so, I keep craving them.
And now I'm craving anchovies, of all things.
Strange.
You pregnant?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67162 on: January 10, 2015, 02:29:58 pm »

It's no shame to take a pregnancy test even if you're male. What if [aliens/demons/Illuminati/shady politicians/all of the above] abducted you the last time you slept and impregnated you with some Thing That Should Not Be?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67163 on: January 10, 2015, 02:32:01 pm »

Ugh, and normal talks about pregnancy can be so terrible.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67164 on: January 10, 2015, 02:37:51 pm »

Yea.

I mean, there's all this support out there for women and gays, but where's the help for those impregnated by Cthulu, huh?

It's outrageous. Don't worry, Mastah. As a community, Bay12 will stand behind you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67165 on: January 10, 2015, 02:42:39 pm »

I keep having weird food cravings.
Normally, I don't really like pickles, but for the past week or so, I keep craving them.
And now I'm craving anchovies, of all things.
Strange.

Pica. Means you probably lack something in your diet. That is actually why pregnant women get cravings - babies be resource-draining, yo. With the combo of pickles and anchovies, might be salt, or... I'unno. Minerals of some sort, I guess? You should probably indulge that, as far as it's possible and reasonable.

And hey, at least you're not getting cravings for a nice wall sandwich. That happened to people. Calcium, in that case.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67166 on: January 10, 2015, 02:48:31 pm »

Yea.

I mean, there's all this support out there for women and gays, but where's the help for those impregnated by Cthulu, huh?

It's outrageous. Don't worry, Mastah. As a community, Bay12 will stand behind you.

I, for one, stand by my eldritch being-impregnated brothers and sisters and will be there to support them during court child support hearings. (I hear Cthulhu has a really good lawyer tho, soo...)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67167 on: January 10, 2015, 02:49:33 pm »

What sort of pickles? Cucumber?

Also, its probably salt or vitamin K, atleast thats what pickled cukes have lots of, dunno about anchovies, as wikipedia dosent seem to say what they are high in, besides salt.
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« Reply #67168 on: January 10, 2015, 03:05:01 pm »

Can we please not talk about me having eldritch babies?
The idea of being related to Cthulhu, even if not by ichor, is disturbing.

But yeah, I honestly don't think I've been eating enough food in general, so it's probably some deficiency or something.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67169 on: January 10, 2015, 03:17:25 pm »

Pica. Means you probably lack something in your diet. That is actually why pregnant women get cravings - babies be resource-draining, yo. With the combo of pickles and anchovies, might be salt, or... I'unno. Minerals of some sort, I guess? You should probably indulge that, as far as it's possible and reasonable.
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