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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67395 on: January 10, 2015, 04:37:46 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67396 on: January 10, 2015, 04:38:15 pm »

Do undead in DF host maggots?  Wouldn't being opposed to life entail a hostility to parasites?
They're undead maggots. DF necromancers are really thorough.
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« Reply #67397 on: January 10, 2015, 04:55:27 pm »

So cancer is like a baby . . .
no dufe you got itn all WRONG
you need too take the logic and... flip it turnfways
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« Reply #67398 on: January 10, 2015, 04:56:36 pm »

So cancer is like a baby . . .
no dufe you got itn all WRONG
you need too take the logic and... flip it turnfways

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67399 on: January 10, 2015, 04:56:40 pm »

After a year of training, building up that foals trust, she still will only let me scratch her face for an instant, doesn't want her mane brushed, won't tolerate more than 30s of scratching her sides, and only let's me brush her flanks for a minute before she turns around and shoves her ass in my face. The only attention she will tolerate is brushing or scratching her butt, preferably all around the base of her tail, the whole length of her tail, and her glutes. Oh, and her asshole of course, but neh. :x

Goddamn horses. Fastest way to their heart seems to be to crawl up their ass. Other horses love their tails being brushed out, and yeah their rumps are itchy too, but they at least enjoy having their manes brushed and their ears scratched, will take treats from your hand. Not that foal. Either scratch her ass or kiss it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67400 on: January 10, 2015, 04:57:38 pm »

Do undead in DF host maggots?  Wouldn't being opposed to life entail a hostility to parasites?
They're undead maggots. DF necromancers are really thorough.
But most maggots wouldent be dead.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67401 on: January 10, 2015, 05:00:33 pm »

The image of a zombie killing itself by tearing itself apart to kill maggots amuses me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67402 on: January 10, 2015, 05:00:57 pm »

Maybe the Necromancers first anoint their adherents with pesticides?
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« Reply #67403 on: January 10, 2015, 05:02:22 pm »

They just wiggle their fingers and the dead rise. I see no adherents.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67404 on: January 10, 2015, 05:04:33 pm »

How did we get from craving pickles to undead maggots?

I agree with MZ, let's hear more Truean brand storytelling.
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« Reply #67405 on: January 10, 2015, 05:05:03 pm »

Nah, DF just can't represent it well. What happens is the Necromancer rises the corpse, then has a deep philosophical conversation with it. Why do you think they have those towers full of books? If the corpse comes round to its way of thinking, it is an adherent and is promptly anointed with the Holy Pesticide. If not, then it is left without the Holy Pesticide and so tears itself apart.

Necromancers are nothing if not practical.
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« Reply #67406 on: January 10, 2015, 06:02:22 pm »

only let's me brush her flanks for a minute before she turns around and shoves her ass in my face.



Man I could swear I had an image that was a more appropriate response though. I guess it's just one of those things you take for granted to the point where you don't really check it for when you need it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67407 on: January 10, 2015, 06:04:11 pm »

My mom is carrying around my medication in her purse. Why?

"It's none of your business!"

Great. Now I have to ask her every night when I have to take it.
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« Reply #67408 on: January 10, 2015, 06:05:49 pm »

Wow, someone wants to feel powerful and needed.
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« Reply #67409 on: January 10, 2015, 06:06:27 pm »

Wow, someone wants to feel powerful and needed.
In the best case scenario. :-\
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