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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12998253 times)

KingofstarrySkies

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67200 on: January 10, 2015, 05:02:22 pm »

They just wiggle their fingers and the dead rise. I see no adherents.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67201 on: January 10, 2015, 05:04:33 pm »

How did we get from craving pickles to undead maggots?

I agree with MZ, let's hear more Truean brand storytelling.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67202 on: January 10, 2015, 05:05:03 pm »

Nah, DF just can't represent it well. What happens is the Necromancer rises the corpse, then has a deep philosophical conversation with it. Why do you think they have those towers full of books? If the corpse comes round to its way of thinking, it is an adherent and is promptly anointed with the Holy Pesticide. If not, then it is left without the Holy Pesticide and so tears itself apart.

Necromancers are nothing if not practical.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67203 on: January 10, 2015, 06:02:22 pm »

only let's me brush her flanks for a minute before she turns around and shoves her ass in my face.



Man I could swear I had an image that was a more appropriate response though. I guess it's just one of those things you take for granted to the point where you don't really check it for when you need it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67204 on: January 10, 2015, 06:04:11 pm »

My mom is carrying around my medication in her purse. Why?

"It's none of your business!"

Great. Now I have to ask her every night when I have to take it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67205 on: January 10, 2015, 06:05:49 pm »

Wow, someone wants to feel powerful and needed.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67206 on: January 10, 2015, 06:06:27 pm »

Wow, someone wants to feel powerful and needed.
In the best case scenario. :-\
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67207 on: January 10, 2015, 06:08:06 pm »

My mom is carrying around my medication in her purse. Why?

"It's none of your business!"

Great. Now I have to ask her every night when I have to take it.

That sounds exactly like the kind of stuff that is entirely your business.

You sure she isn't using your meds? Depends on your medication obviously, but you should check that the remaining amount isn't "mysteriously" decreasing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67208 on: January 10, 2015, 06:11:57 pm »

eesh, is it a narcotic, by chance?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67209 on: January 10, 2015, 06:13:12 pm »

Guys guys guys.
Why do we always have to jump to the worst possible scenario? What if she's just selling it? Sheesh.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67210 on: January 10, 2015, 06:13:22 pm »

I highly doubt she'd use my anti-anxiety meds.

I don't know why she has them. My guess is either to make sure I take them by handing them to me and watching me take them, for control, or so if anyone ever come to visit us they won't see the pills anywhere. Because it's embarrassing to her.
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« Reply #67211 on: January 10, 2015, 06:15:30 pm »

My guess is either to make sure I take them by handing them to me and watching me take them,
+1, honestly.

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for control, or so if anyone ever come to visit us they won't see the pills anywhere. Because it's embarrassing to her.
hmm would she really be so paranoid?  She couldn't let you keep them, or put them in the bathroom/cabinet?

^^If she is, she may be the kind of person to assume you could sell them at school :/
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67212 on: January 10, 2015, 06:18:18 pm »

Could be paranoia. She told me not to tell anyone. Not even family.

Appearance means a lot to her, and having a son that's "fucked in the head" could damage that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67213 on: January 10, 2015, 06:18:22 pm »

Guys guys guys.
Why do we always have to jump to the worst possible scenario? What if she's just selling it? Sheesh.

I got accused of that because I was short a very few pills of xanax (which were a very low dosage) I love going to the hospital. They always treat me like an addict/drug dealer.

Anti-anxiety meds sound like exactly the kind of thing I'd abuse if I were someone else.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67214 on: January 10, 2015, 08:29:40 pm »

I keep having weird food cravings.
Normally, I don't really like pickles, but for the past week or so, I keep craving them.
And now I'm craving anchovies, of all things.
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