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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 9529141 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69255 on: February 08, 2015, 03:02:04 am »

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It's stuff like that which makes me wish I had an IRL D&D group that knew how to play the game.
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« Reply #69256 on: February 08, 2015, 03:07:40 am »

Ohh gawd!

I don't get to say this very often because I am a huge fan of the genre

But I just played the WORST point and click of my entire life.

I hear a lot of people give point and clicks a lot of flack...

There is Phantasmagoria 1 and 2, there is Kings Quest 7, and I have played Telltales "sleep your way through" point and clicks.

But DEAR goodness... Has Broken Sword 3 managed to reach a whole new level of boring, tedious, and silly. With a dreadful story that contradicts so much of what the earlier games tried to achieve, crate pushing puzzles and stealth sections galore, and honestly even for a point and click that story is BAD!

I have never seen a "Mystery" game both give away everything and give nothing away at the same time. "Yes here is the villain and all his motivations... Also we won't tell you what the devices are, who made them, or really how they work"

*goes to cry in a corner*

Seriously WTF 10 HOURS to beat this game.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69257 on: February 08, 2015, 03:09:59 am »

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It's stuff like that which makes me wish I had an IRL D&D group that knew how to play the game.

Same here.

Or even some sort of message-board or skype or whatever based group. I've sunk too much money into splatbooks to only play Atari's Temple of Elemental Evil and SSI's Dark Queen of Krynn
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69258 on: February 08, 2015, 04:19:20 am »

Aaaah you guys are making me miss my DnD group.

Like that time I/my PC said "Well, that's enough adventuring for about one year!", only for the mad wizard whose dungeon we were leaving to overhear and freeze us in some sort of stasis field for exactly a year- which wreaked havoc with the deadlines we were supposed to be keeping with our employers, and got my character (already nicknamed 'Shitdrinker') shouted at rather a lot. Good times.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69259 on: February 08, 2015, 04:22:40 am »

First, feminists took over the game journalism industry. Now they control Middle English.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69260 on: February 08, 2015, 04:27:36 am »

(already nicknamed 'Shitdrinker')
I honestly can't imagine your character being named anything else. Except perhaps some kind of alcoholic innuendo.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69261 on: February 08, 2015, 06:34:25 am »

(already nicknamed 'Shitdrinker')
I honestly can't imagine your character being named anything else. Except perhaps some kind of alcoholic innuendo.

Like "Cock Tail"?
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« Reply #69262 on: February 08, 2015, 06:44:20 am »

You know... I see people say that "Fireballs and Chainlightning isn't very magical" if they are thinking of Fireballs and Chainlightning...

Or a bolt of numbers soaring through the air and doing 20 fire damage and 30 lightning damage.

Because I know that if I saw someone suddenly arc a lightning bolt through several people's bodies and their flesh crackled by the heat as their organs were fried... I'd probably be pretty scared.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69263 on: February 08, 2015, 07:16:44 am »

I don't understand that. Chainlightening and fireballs are very magical due to being...
Well, magic.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69264 on: February 08, 2015, 09:42:23 am »

I'm falling asleep right now, but man, that was a weird day.
I can't really put my finger on why- sure, I was tired, but I usually am tired without things being this weird. All day long I was misinterpreting people, fumbling around and generally noticing oddness around me- all whilst actually being less anxious than usual. Even the pizza was sliced weirdly. And oh man, I had plenty of amusing derp moments. And before you ask, I was sober all day- kinda sad since it was my birthday.

Maybe all this miscellaneous weirdness is just part of getting old? Like I hit middle age and am immediately getting started on my mid-life crisis?

I dunno, I'm gonna sleep now.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69265 on: February 08, 2015, 10:11:29 am »

First, feminists took over the game journalism industry. Now they control Middle English.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69266 on: February 08, 2015, 10:14:22 am »

Gold is for le funDIEs who watch Fox News. Le true enlightened Reddit atheist buys only le finest internet tulips.
I wtfed
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69267 on: February 08, 2015, 11:48:46 am »

First, feminists took over the game journalism industry. Now they control Middle English.

We're all doomed.
this is good for bitcoin
just wait 'til the jews crash the economy, then my gold investments will pay off
Gold is for le funDIEs who watch Fox News. Le true enlightened Reddit atheist buys only le finest internet tulips.

This is good for Tulipcoin.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69268 on: February 08, 2015, 12:06:47 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #69269 on: February 08, 2015, 12:09:43 pm »

Too bad DF is only single-threaded. If it was (massively) multi-threaded we could make dorfcoin, where you gain dorfcoins by performing calculations for slow as bedrock fortresses.
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