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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84030 on: August 25, 2015, 09:38:00 pm »

Crossposting from the happy thread.

Sounds like that story could end up being like that one poem that involved girls and goblin merchent men. Apparently the author was very religious and didn't intend it, but how could you write this without realising,
         
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I don't even know anymore.


I read that once.  Didn't catch it.  Wellp, now I'll have to stave off laughter should it come up this school year...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84031 on: August 25, 2015, 10:38:04 pm »

Looking through books, online fan resources, and official online resources to look up info on a vague ruling for monsters as cohorts in Pathfinder.

"You can use the monsters on the following table as guidelines when determining effective cohort levels for monsters not on this list." I can't make heads or tails of it by myself. Gib Equations.

How is effective cohort level calculated? Is it based off of HD, or CR, or some other things entirely? The creatures on the table don't seem consistent enough for me to figure it out using Challenge Rating or Hit Dice.

Gib Equations.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84032 on: August 25, 2015, 10:39:35 pm »

It looks like Im up for another round of 'my co-worker whose major is dancing is probably trying to engage in courtship'.

Major is Daaanciiing.
Physiologically, that's a win. If only that was all that mattered.

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Also I should probably read Kafka.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84033 on: August 25, 2015, 11:19:52 pm »

... crusader of centy has the most strangely chill music for the inside of an apparently active volcano. Outside's fairly active, inside's basically weirdly smooth smooth jazz. It's vaguely offputting...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84034 on: August 26, 2015, 02:40:17 am »

I can't say I've read Great Wall of China, no.
Do eeet! It's not that long, and certainly one of his best ones.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84035 on: August 26, 2015, 03:44:39 am »

I can't say I've read Great Wall of China, no.
Do eeet! It's not that long, and certainly one of his best ones.
something something longest contiguous structure on the planet something something
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84037 on: August 26, 2015, 10:26:14 am »

I can't say I've read Great Wall of China, no.
Do eeet! It's not that long, and certainly one of his best ones.
I'll just leave this here.

Re: Virginia shooting....nope. Not watching. Got enough PTSD about shooting incidents as it is. I see some of my old colleagues are involved in the investigation. Also, WHY THE FUCK are news outlets whoring this video around? Is this Faces of Death: CNN Edition now?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84038 on: August 26, 2015, 10:44:03 am »

Aaaand apparently she's still trying to fix things with her boyfriend, who has said very clearly that cheating would be a complete no-go for him. And because she doesn't want to hurt him, she keeps lying to him, which is also taking its toll on her... And in the middle of this mess she contacts me. What does that say about her, her intents, her thoughts and deliberations?
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« Reply #84039 on: August 26, 2015, 10:51:15 am »

She's horny? *shrug*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84041 on: August 26, 2015, 10:58:57 am »

Apparently the shooter was another reporter who was fired and had previously complained about the reporter who was shot having made racist comments. (Shooter was black.)
The shooter was confronted by police and shot himself. Also, he had recorded himself DURING THE SHOOTING and posted it to Facebook. WTF man????


Oh man, this just got a LOT uglier. Expect to see #WhiteLivesMatter hashtags all over the place for the next few days.  ::)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84042 on: August 26, 2015, 11:04:25 am »

can america collectively take its whole "wow somebody did something let's turn it into a race issue" off of the internet

i think i speak for the rest of the world here when i say it'd increase quality, it's not like you do anything but sweeping it under the rug outside of it

even miauw's puns are better than this shit, goddamn
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« Reply #84043 on: August 26, 2015, 11:11:41 am »

Aaaaand the dude apparently faxed a 23-page manifesto to ABC News sometime last night. So, fitting the profile of "guy with mental issues". But since he's not white, that won't be the spin of the coverage. If he were white, it'd totally be about "Welp, can't stop crazy people from being crazy".

I have yet to see the NRA opining that "if only the reporters had been armed..." but the day is still young.
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« Reply #84044 on: August 26, 2015, 11:13:05 am »

apparently it can not

thanks for trying though
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