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TheBiggerFish

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84210 on: August 30, 2015, 01:02:50 am »

College applications AAAAAAAAAAALLTHEESSAYQUESTIONSARESTUPIDAAAAAAAA!!!
but seriously how in the fuck do they expect people to write 250 words about what their favorite word is and why

Say your favourite word is "Irrelevant" because of its many real-life applications regarding people who assign meaning to silly things.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84211 on: August 30, 2015, 01:14:30 am »

College applications AAAAAAAAAAALLTHEESSAYQUESTIONSARESTUPIDAAAAAAAA!!!
but seriously how in the fuck do they expect people to write 250 words about what their favorite word is and why
If that was given to me as an essay question, I'd probably write something incredibly snarky. Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, after all.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84212 on: August 30, 2015, 01:43:23 am »

Lesson #1; do not snark at the professor, or feel the wrath of their zeros.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84213 on: August 30, 2015, 01:45:30 am »

I was taken by a mood. Enjoy.

Spoiler: My favourite word (click to show/hide)

Technically, it's too long for a 250-word-essay, but I doubt the grader would mind.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84214 on: August 30, 2015, 01:46:08 am »

Unless you've already got a high A and you do it on the final for a professor whose arse you don't need to kiss. In your very last semester. Shit's cathartic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84215 on: August 30, 2015, 01:49:58 am »

Lesson #1; do not snark at the professor, or feel the wrath of their zeros.
I had an English teacher in highschool who loved the snark in my essays. People like that are few and far between, sadly.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84216 on: August 30, 2015, 01:53:34 am »

My language teachers, English teacher in particular, like snark in essays, as it proves I can use the language expressively. Non-language subjects, not so much.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84217 on: August 30, 2015, 08:52:06 am »

My language teachers, English teacher in particular, like snark in essays, as it proves I can use the language expressively. Non-language subjects, not so much.

All my language teachers have been fairly snarky. Perhaps snark is a powerful part of communication in whole.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84218 on: August 30, 2015, 09:03:03 am »

College applications AAAAAAAAAAALLTHEESSAYQUESTIONSARESTUPIDAAAAAAAA!!!
but seriously how in the fuck do they expect people to write 250 words about what their favorite word is and why
Favourite word has to be 'fuck,' most versatile word in the English language

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84219 on: August 30, 2015, 09:05:45 am »

Lesson #1; do not snark at the professor, or feel the wrath of their zeros.
I had an English teacher in highschool who loved the snark in my essays. People like that are few and far between, sadly.

The snarkier I was, the more the teachers liked it. Language teachers mainly, but in R.E. it was a huge bonus. I mean, it's hard not to show your contempt when your essay subject is the Ontological Argument.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84220 on: August 30, 2015, 10:00:33 am »

Lesson #1; do not snark at the professor, or feel the wrath of their zeros.
I had an English teacher in highschool who loved the snark in my essays. People like that are few and far between, sadly.

The snarkier I was, the more the teachers liked it. Language teachers mainly, but in R.E. it was a huge bonus. I mean, it's hard not to show your contempt when your essay subject is the Ontological Argument.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84221 on: August 30, 2015, 11:13:55 am »

The snarkier I was, the more the teachers liked it. Language teachers mainly, but in R.E. it was a huge bonus. I mean, it's hard not to show your contempt when your essay subject is the Ontological Argument.
My RE teacher was a devout Christian and didn't like it when anyone was snarky regardless of subject, so the combination of the two would have probably been pretty bad.
I did used to get taught history by the head of department though, and he loved it when I'd make near conspiracy-level arguments as to why things like the EU and NATO are bad.
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« Reply #84222 on: August 30, 2015, 11:15:11 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84223 on: August 30, 2015, 12:48:10 pm »

College applications AAAAAAAAAAALLTHEESSAYQUESTIONSARESTUPIDAAAAAAAA!!!
but seriously how in the fuck do they expect people to write 250 words about what their favorite word is and why

How about "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #84224 on: August 30, 2015, 12:56:56 pm »

How about "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
The song is 321 words long. You'd be penalized a bit for excessive length (same as my tall tale), but it'd probably be worth it.
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