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Teneb

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87975 on: October 18, 2015, 04:02:02 pm »

You know cracked is a humor site, right?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87976 on: October 18, 2015, 04:02:34 pm »

An eerily accurate one.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87977 on: October 18, 2015, 04:03:24 pm »

But still a humor site until people go crazy.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87978 on: October 18, 2015, 04:04:51 pm »

Well, that's how kuru happens so yes.  There are real-world ritualistic cannibals like that.
Isn't kuru specific to brain eating?
Yea, Kuru only happens due to brain eating. Lean human meat is mostly ok as long as you cook it properly to destroy parasites and whatnot. Human meat is kinda shitty though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87979 on: October 18, 2015, 04:05:46 pm »



Mostly humour.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87980 on: October 18, 2015, 04:12:04 pm »

Dude. I know. That said, you know what happens next right? It's a slow cook with nobody believing it until it's too late. Next thing you know, your health insurance premiums go sky high if you don't. Read the rest of it. There are already employers penalizing employees for being out of shape. You know what, just think I'm wearing a tin foil hat and I'll keep not caring that you think that.

Do I realize it's a humor site?

Do you realize they're citing real sources?

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/us-money-blog/2015/may/01/employers-tracking-health-fitbit-apple-watch-big-brother

The guardian newspaper is real man. Go ahead, laugh it off. Enjoy your work mandated step counter or higher health care premiums.

Go on, go ahead, keep that denial and disbelief stuff going. It's all good. :) I don't care. Everything is fine, nothing is wrong, go back to sleep.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87981 on: October 18, 2015, 04:23:12 pm »

Maybe if you had socialised health care this wouldn't be a problem. America is already the world's 3rd leading capitalist dystopia, I don't see why it getting worse would be a surprise.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87982 on: October 18, 2015, 04:49:22 pm »

Maybe if you had socialised health care this wouldn't be a problem.

There's no point in arguing that, there's enough delusion in capitalist America that this will never happen. ObamaCare is as close as we can get, and even then it's an outrage.

America is already the world's 3rd leading capitalist dystopia
Who are the first two, then?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87983 on: October 18, 2015, 04:53:39 pm »


you don't have to worry about this implant because it is obviously the mark of the beast and by rejecting it you will prove yourself in the eyes of the LORD

this corporo-government fascist scheming is just a worldly distraction so you don't look past them and see lucifer's greater plans

wake up sheeple
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« Reply #87984 on: October 18, 2015, 05:01:27 pm »

Who are the first two, then?
China and Japan? Though Japan's is more dystopic because of a national overworking fetish rather than because of systemic things. Maybe the system is pretty fucked too IDK.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87985 on: October 18, 2015, 05:04:27 pm »

Maybe if you had socialised health care this wouldn't be a problem.
There's no point in arguing that, there's enough delusion in capitalist America that this will never happen. ObamaCare is as close as we can get, and even then it's an outrage.
There's a pretty simple solution to this: don't live in 'murrica. The Beast can't touch you then.


you don't have to worry about this implant because it is obviously the mark of the beast and by rejecting it you will prove yourself in the eyes of the LORD

this corporo-government fascist scheming is just a worldly distraction so you don't look past them and see lucifer's greater plans

wake up sheeple
Capitalists are often called pigs. Abrahamic religious texts forbid the consuming of pigs. Illuminati Satan confirmed.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87986 on: October 18, 2015, 05:06:04 pm »

Found this neat Chinese song+video.

am going to sleep now kay
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87987 on: October 18, 2015, 05:07:52 pm »

MY INBOX HAS 8008 MESSAGES
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87988 on: October 18, 2015, 05:17:43 pm »

hehehehe

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #87989 on: October 18, 2015, 05:18:54 pm »

nevermind.
my inbox doesn't have sexy ladies with 8008s anymore.
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