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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93240 on: January 05, 2016, 03:41:41 pm »

100% of people who don't breathe also die.

Woah. Slow down. We currently know that 100% of people who breathe Nitrogen/Oxygen die.
Clearly there must be a "not die" gas.
Actually so far only about 97% of all people who breathe Nitrogen/Oxygen have died, so that means that there's a 3% chance to not die right? :P
That seems like a phenomenon which would disappear as soon as it is tested.
Observed... Hmm.
Perhaps we are breathing too much quantum

Obviously we need to close our eyes so that we don't know if anyone else is alive or dead. 100% true science.
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« Reply #93241 on: January 05, 2016, 03:50:47 pm »

So we both are and are not breathing quantum!
Genius! There's no other way we could do it, too- it being umquantifiable!!1
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« Reply #93242 on: January 05, 2016, 04:11:37 pm »

100% of people who don't breathe also die.

Woah. Slow down. We currently know that 100% of people who breathe Nitrogen/Oxygen die.
Clearly there must be a "not die" gas.
Actually so far only about 97% of all people who breathe Nitrogen/Oxygen have died, so that means that there's a 3% chance to not die right? :P
Estimates vary, but it could be as low as 93%.
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« Reply #93243 on: January 05, 2016, 04:28:54 pm »

It should be legal to punch someone if your internet isn't as fast as you're paying for.
that would mean everybody would be allowed to punch somebody, though

ISPs report connection speeds like car manufacturers report fuel consumption
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93244 on: January 05, 2016, 04:31:28 pm »

It should be legal to punch someone if your internet isn't as fast as you're paying for.
that would mean everybody would be allowed to punch somebody, though

ISPs report connection speeds like car manufacturers report fuel consumption
And then we could punch them!
Everyone wins!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93245 on: January 05, 2016, 04:40:07 pm »

Ever worry about overshadowing other players in teamwork games?

I want to optimize, but I don't want to make people feel redundant or left out.

I am also having to choose between whether I would rather turn invisible or fly.
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« Reply #93246 on: January 05, 2016, 04:41:00 pm »

Hmmm.  Nope!
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« Reply #93247 on: January 05, 2016, 04:49:18 pm »

Ever worry about overshadowing other players in teamwork games?

No.  Pwn everything.
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« Reply #93248 on: January 05, 2016, 04:51:03 pm »

McDonalds was bought, and I was given a Poutine from there. Being a large fan of the food, I can safely state that it was slightly subpar. Gravy was weak, a little too many cheese curds, and the fries were not suitable for poutining. 4/10.
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« Reply #93249 on: January 05, 2016, 05:06:56 pm »

Somehow, I'm presented with the mental image of Canadian Jawas running around in snow parkas dismantling snowplows and yelling "poutini!"
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« Reply #93250 on: January 05, 2016, 05:07:18 pm »

Ever worry about overshadowing other players in teamwork games?
I want to optimize, but I don't want to make people feel redundant or left out.
I am also having to choose between whether I would rather turn invisible or fly.

Tabletop, local or online?

The answer varies depending.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93251 on: January 05, 2016, 05:14:44 pm »


Tabletop, local or online?

The answer varies depending.

Tabletop.

Somehow, I'm presented with the mental image of Canadian Jawas running around in snow parkas dismantling snowplows and yelling "poutini!"

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« Reply #93252 on: January 05, 2016, 05:18:25 pm »

In that case, no, you shouldn't overshadow, you should RP.
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« Reply #93253 on: January 05, 2016, 05:33:32 pm »

I've never been good at roleplay.
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« Reply #93254 on: January 05, 2016, 05:38:20 pm »

I found out that chocolate can go bad.
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