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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 9234098 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93570 on: January 22, 2016, 11:40:30 pm »

How long does this US Election business actually take, anyway?

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« Reply #93571 on: January 22, 2016, 11:40:53 pm »

How long does this US Election business actually take, anyway?
Hype starts up about 2 years before the presidential election as people start campaigning. Elections happen every 4 years.

So yeah.
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« Reply #93572 on: January 22, 2016, 11:47:56 pm »

Basically we spend half a presidents' term ignoring them and trashing next elections' candidates. Unless they're on the ballot, of course.
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« Reply #93573 on: January 22, 2016, 11:51:00 pm »

Hehehehehehe.
I appreciate a good meme, even if I don't get it, but that may be the most unreadable English text I have ever seen.
Even when I could make out the letters, the phrases defied all meaning.
I can't make out the letters. Transcription, please?
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« Reply #93574 on: January 22, 2016, 11:51:16 pm »

Ditto.
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« Reply #93575 on: January 23, 2016, 12:02:46 am »

So I have this 1 inch scar in the middle of my right hand. Smack-dab in the middle, slanted to the left (toward my chest) when I hold my palm up toward my face. No clue where the hell it came from, as the last thing to give me a scar was a 6-inch cut from a half inch staple. I think I would notice something like that on my hand.

The WTFery? On my other (left) hand, I'm having this wierd, semi-painful sensation in a similar pattern; about 1 inch long, slanted toward my chest (right in this case), and I'm not really sure where it's coming from. So the question is, am I being marked or something, is there a ghost, or did I just fuck up my hand?

Either way, scared the shit out of me when it started.
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« Reply #93576 on: January 23, 2016, 12:03:29 am »

Erm...Doctor?
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« Reply #93577 on: January 23, 2016, 12:10:36 am »

Erm...Doctor?
"What seems to be the problem, Mr Chaotic Skies?"
"Well, Doctor, I have these two weird scars in the middle of my hands. I have no idea how they got there."
"Hmm, let me see...I've had years of medical training and am an expert in my field...yep, looks like scars. Do they hurt?"
"Yeah."
"Hmmm. Sounds like you're shit out of luck, kid. Nothing I can do for mysterious scars that just magically appeared on your hands out of nowhere."
"Thanks, Doc."
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« Reply #93578 on: January 23, 2016, 12:13:18 am »

Eh...I don't go to the doctor. Ever. For example, there was the time I was sick as fuck, thought people were teleporting all over, saw dancing anime figures, and generally having a good (if slightly unpleasent) time. Only now that I look back on it, I'm pretty sure that's negelect on my parents part, but whatever \_(ツ)_/
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« Reply #93579 on: January 23, 2016, 12:14:32 am »

Erm...Doctor?
"What seems to be the problem, Mr Chaotic Skies?"
"Well, Doctor, I have these two weird scars in the middle of my hands. I have no idea how they got there."
"Hmm, let me see...I've had years of medical training and am an expert in my field...yep, looks like scars. Do they hurt?"
"Yeah."
"Hmmm. Sounds like you're shit out of luck, kid. Nothing I can do for mysterious scars that just magically appeared on your hands out of nowhere."
"Thanks, Doc."

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« Reply #93580 on: January 23, 2016, 12:26:30 am »

Eh...I don't go to the doctor. Ever. For example, there was the time I was sick as fuck, thought people were teleporting all over, saw dancing anime figures, and generally having a good (if slightly unpleasent) time. Only now that I look back on it, I'm pretty sure that's negelect on my parents part, but whatever \_(ツ)_/

Not quite that level of hallucination, but I had a similar experience.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93581 on: January 23, 2016, 12:39:04 am »

So... of the sixty odd cards I've opened from MTG boosters today, you would think the mythic rare Planeswalker was the most expensive...


but it's actually the Flooded Hearth (searchland, I think?) that is $20 while the planeswalker is $5.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93582 on: January 23, 2016, 01:07:21 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #93583 on: January 23, 2016, 01:20:40 am »

Hehehehehehe.

Waiting for Godot, right?

Think that's Lucky.
Yup. He got it, too. I was happily surprised.

It's only one of the most famous monologues in drama.

Hehehehehehe.
I appreciate a good meme, even if I don't get it, but that may be the most unreadable English text I have ever seen.
Even when I could make out the letters, the phrases defied all meaning.
I can't make out the letters. Transcription, please?

It's Lucky's monologue from Waiting for Godot, or at least most of it. You can probably just Google it.

And yeah, the phrases don't really make sense. It's considered the most difficult speech to memorise, because it makes no freaking sense.
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« Reply #93584 on: January 23, 2016, 01:48:49 am »

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