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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12995511 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94365 on: January 22, 2016, 11:28:17 pm »

How long does this US Election business actually take, anyway?
Are you asking for presidential elections, or in general?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94366 on: January 22, 2016, 11:33:11 pm »

He locks whatever gets reports. He's not too bothered about the lower boards really, just so long as he can keep them from having any drama that takes more work to deal with. It's easier to just lock things as soon as reports start rolling in.
Not... really? He also purges posts from threads that get drama-y or whatever without locking them. He usually on locks threads are probably more trouble than they're worth, like the RAGE thread(s) and controversial politics.

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How long does this US Election business actually take, anyway?
Too long.

In NZ it's basically just, "let's have an election, oh look National got majority again, see you in three years". The US seems to drag it out for sodding ever, and exports all the bullshit as some kind of perverted propaganda.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94367 on: January 22, 2016, 11:34:02 pm »

Ha, yeah.  It's barely 2016 and this has been going on for months already.

Wait, don't we have a thread for the 2016 elections already?
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« Reply #94368 on: January 22, 2016, 11:40:30 pm »

How long does this US Election business actually take, anyway?

The ride never ends.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94369 on: January 22, 2016, 11:40:53 pm »

How long does this US Election business actually take, anyway?
Hype starts up about 2 years before the presidential election as people start campaigning. Elections happen every 4 years.

So yeah.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94370 on: January 22, 2016, 11:47:56 pm »

Basically we spend half a presidents' term ignoring them and trashing next elections' candidates. Unless they're on the ballot, of course.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94371 on: January 22, 2016, 11:51:00 pm »

Hehehehehehe.
I appreciate a good meme, even if I don't get it, but that may be the most unreadable English text I have ever seen.
Even when I could make out the letters, the phrases defied all meaning.
I can't make out the letters. Transcription, please?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94372 on: January 22, 2016, 11:51:16 pm »

Ditto.
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« Reply #94373 on: January 23, 2016, 12:02:46 am »

So I have this 1 inch scar in the middle of my right hand. Smack-dab in the middle, slanted to the left (toward my chest) when I hold my palm up toward my face. No clue where the hell it came from, as the last thing to give me a scar was a 6-inch cut from a half inch staple. I think I would notice something like that on my hand.

The WTFery? On my other (left) hand, I'm having this wierd, semi-painful sensation in a similar pattern; about 1 inch long, slanted toward my chest (right in this case), and I'm not really sure where it's coming from. So the question is, am I being marked or something, is there a ghost, or did I just fuck up my hand?

Either way, scared the shit out of me when it started.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94374 on: January 23, 2016, 12:03:29 am »

Erm...Doctor?
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« Reply #94375 on: January 23, 2016, 12:10:36 am »

Erm...Doctor?
"What seems to be the problem, Mr Chaotic Skies?"
"Well, Doctor, I have these two weird scars in the middle of my hands. I have no idea how they got there."
"Hmm, let me see...I've had years of medical training and am an expert in my field...yep, looks like scars. Do they hurt?"
"Yeah."
"Hmmm. Sounds like you're shit out of luck, kid. Nothing I can do for mysterious scars that just magically appeared on your hands out of nowhere."
"Thanks, Doc."
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« Reply #94376 on: January 23, 2016, 12:13:18 am »

Eh...I don't go to the doctor. Ever. For example, there was the time I was sick as fuck, thought people were teleporting all over, saw dancing anime figures, and generally having a good (if slightly unpleasent) time. Only now that I look back on it, I'm pretty sure that's negelect on my parents part, but whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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« Reply #94377 on: January 23, 2016, 12:14:32 am »

Erm...Doctor?
"What seems to be the problem, Mr Chaotic Skies?"
"Well, Doctor, I have these two weird scars in the middle of my hands. I have no idea how they got there."
"Hmm, let me see...I've had years of medical training and am an expert in my field...yep, looks like scars. Do they hurt?"
"Yeah."
"Hmmm. Sounds like you're shit out of luck, kid. Nothing I can do for mysterious scars that just magically appeared on your hands out of nowhere."
"Thanks, Doc."

Just saw this, this is the best thing I've seen in a while

*Descends into a mixture of insane giggles and strange snorts*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94378 on: January 23, 2016, 12:26:30 am »

Eh...I don't go to the doctor. Ever. For example, there was the time I was sick as fuck, thought people were teleporting all over, saw dancing anime figures, and generally having a good (if slightly unpleasent) time. Only now that I look back on it, I'm pretty sure that's negelect on my parents part, but whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not quite that level of hallucination, but I had a similar experience.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #94379 on: January 23, 2016, 12:39:04 am »

So... of the sixty odd cards I've opened from MTG boosters today, you would think the mythic rare Planeswalker was the most expensive...


but it's actually the Flooded Hearth (searchland, I think?) that is $20 while the planeswalker is $5.
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