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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 9529282 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105615 on: July 22, 2016, 12:00:23 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105616 on: July 22, 2016, 12:12:56 pm »

The new Elusive Target mission in Hitman is to kill Gary Busey.

What the fuck?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105617 on: July 22, 2016, 12:16:04 pm »

 It was a school thing, and the main point is that the number increased after they started on their way over.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105618 on: July 22, 2016, 12:18:00 pm »

The new Elusive Target mission in Hitman is to kill Gary Busey.

What the fuck?
Naturally.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105619 on: July 22, 2016, 12:51:11 pm »

That boiling frog effect. You do the day by day, not really noticing the incremental degradation, and without really being able to point at when something's functionally ruined, or very close to it.

Just cleaned out the shower head, took a needle to the little holes and knocked out the stuff that had encrusted in it over the half year to a year since it was last cleaned out. Thing went from rapidly approaching outright broken* to bloody close to friggin' perfect. Still leaks a little, but it's dripping instead of shooting, and the water output has gone from functional but kinda' eh to borderline bliss. I actually feel kinda' bad coming out because it felt so much better I stayed in too long, with water a bit too hot. Even the heating aspect is less finicky, damnit ;_;

I've done this before (though, to be fair, before I did the last time the thing hadn't been cleaned out for... probably three or four years, at a minimum) and had it happen before, but it's really stark when the difference is so... clearly displayed. Friggin' maintenance, how does it even work :-\

*Forcibly leaking from areas to the point it was dousing the wall outside the shower regardless of which direction you pointed it, half way barely putting out water on most of it, and in points putting out streams strong enough it kinda' hurt, etc., etc.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105620 on: July 22, 2016, 02:08:53 pm »

Someone (presumably one of my neighbours) has placed a bunch of avocados (presumably from the tree at the bottom of my yard) on one of the lower steps leading up to my house. This is extremely concerning.
I have no idea what they're playing at.
Find a neighbouring house. Any house. Grab something from the tree at the bottom of their yard. Or steal some flowers, or something, and then take the avocados away and replace them with that thing.
Preferably with a post-it note with a "?".

Eventually the flirtation will bloom.
Or bastards will come around accusing you of stealing their shit.

Either way- question answered!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105621 on: July 22, 2016, 03:03:03 pm »

100% REAL THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!! (I feel dirty writing this)
If you take these avocados to another house with this message within the next 72 hours, they take your bad luck with them and leave you with 3 months of good luck!!!!!!!
But if you don't, the bad luck will stay and you will be cursed by the avocados for the next 20 years and you will face many hardships!!!!!
This method of luck balancing has been in use by a tiny tribe in Africa for the last 2000 years, I am not kidding!!!!!
Here's a picture of a baby seal to prove this is real!!!!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105622 on: July 22, 2016, 03:45:42 pm »

Here's a picture of a baby seall!!!!
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BARBAROSSA THE SEAL GOD!!!

The nostalgia. Like Bullet.... To chest... .gif


Edit: Literally no nostalgia-bullet .gifs anywhere.
WTF.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2016, 03:49:20 pm by Tack »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105623 on: July 22, 2016, 03:51:18 pm »

You must create one great one.

WITH IMMEDIACY.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105624 on: July 22, 2016, 03:51:58 pm »

I'm sorry, but I don't get that reference. I just snatched the image from Wikipedia without thinking much about its underlying philosophies.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105625 on: July 22, 2016, 03:55:01 pm »

The new Elusive Target mission in Hitman is to kill Gary Busey.

What the fuck?
I thought you were kidding, or it was some Gary Busey-But-Not scenario.

This is not the case.

The actual current Elusive Target mission is "Kill Gary Busey". 47 was hired by the male deodorant company that Busey worked for in retaliation for him abandoning the production.

What.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105626 on: July 22, 2016, 03:59:05 pm »

it is not your place to ask why but to figure out how
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105627 on: July 22, 2016, 04:10:23 pm »

The new Elusive Target mission in Hitman is to kill Gary Busey.

What the fuck?
I thought you were kidding, or it was some Gary Busey-But-Not scenario.

This is not the case.

The actual current Elusive Target mission is "Kill Gary Busey". 47 was hired by the male deodorant company that Busey worked for in retaliation for him abandoning the production.

What.

You even get a rendition of "The Lonely Child", and various other "Gary Busey is fucking mental" moments.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105628 on: July 22, 2016, 04:21:16 pm »

Here's a picture of a baby seall!!!!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
BARBAROSSA THE SEAL GOD!!!
I'm sorry, but I don't get that reference. I just snatched the image from Wikipedia without thinking much about its underlying philosophies.
Him.
Or, his profile pic from basically '08 through to '13
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #105629 on: July 22, 2016, 04:24:05 pm »

... gary who? *checks link*

I... don't think I've ever heard of the guy. Looking at the list of works, I don't think I've seen a single thing he's in. ~150 roles over nearly half a century and not one I've watched.
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