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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13001797 times)

Aseaheru

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106410 on: July 22, 2016, 11:37:52 am »

 Working at an event, where we have to provide some stuff for everyone who comes.

When they are scheduling: "There will be 120 people"
This morning: "Oh, dident you get the message? There will be 139 of us."
When they get here: "Oops, we ran out. Theres 165 people here."

 Seriously people. Count. Atleast we wherent trying to get customized drinks anymore.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106411 on: July 22, 2016, 11:48:25 am »

In all fairness, do you know how much of a pia it is to get people to RSVP?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106412 on: July 22, 2016, 11:53:12 am »

In that case you would say "we sent x invites" or whatever so they would know the most amount of people who'll be there.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106413 on: July 22, 2016, 12:00:23 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106414 on: July 22, 2016, 12:12:56 pm »

The new Elusive Target mission in Hitman is to kill Gary Busey.

What the fuck?
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Aseaheru

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106415 on: July 22, 2016, 12:16:04 pm »

 It was a school thing, and the main point is that the number increased after they started on their way over.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106416 on: July 22, 2016, 12:18:00 pm »

The new Elusive Target mission in Hitman is to kill Gary Busey.

What the fuck?
Naturally.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106417 on: July 22, 2016, 12:51:11 pm »

That boiling frog effect. You do the day by day, not really noticing the incremental degradation, and without really being able to point at when something's functionally ruined, or very close to it.

Just cleaned out the shower head, took a needle to the little holes and knocked out the stuff that had encrusted in it over the half year to a year since it was last cleaned out. Thing went from rapidly approaching outright broken* to bloody close to friggin' perfect. Still leaks a little, but it's dripping instead of shooting, and the water output has gone from functional but kinda' eh to borderline bliss. I actually feel kinda' bad coming out because it felt so much better I stayed in too long, with water a bit too hot. Even the heating aspect is less finicky, damnit ;_;

I've done this before (though, to be fair, before I did the last time the thing hadn't been cleaned out for... probably three or four years, at a minimum) and had it happen before, but it's really stark when the difference is so... clearly displayed. Friggin' maintenance, how does it even work :-\

*Forcibly leaking from areas to the point it was dousing the wall outside the shower regardless of which direction you pointed it, half way barely putting out water on most of it, and in points putting out streams strong enough it kinda' hurt, etc., etc.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106418 on: July 22, 2016, 02:08:53 pm »

Someone (presumably one of my neighbours) has placed a bunch of avocados (presumably from the tree at the bottom of my yard) on one of the lower steps leading up to my house. This is extremely concerning.
I have no idea what they're playing at.
Find a neighbouring house. Any house. Grab something from the tree at the bottom of their yard. Or steal some flowers, or something, and then take the avocados away and replace them with that thing.
Preferably with a post-it note with a "?".

Eventually the flirtation will bloom.
Or bastards will come around accusing you of stealing their shit.

Either way- question answered!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106419 on: July 22, 2016, 03:03:03 pm »

100% REAL THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!!!!! (I feel dirty writing this)
If you take these avocados to another house with this message within the next 72 hours, they take your bad luck with them and leave you with 3 months of good luck!!!!!!!
But if you don't, the bad luck will stay and you will be cursed by the avocados for the next 20 years and you will face many hardships!!!!!
This method of luck balancing has been in use by a tiny tribe in Africa for the last 2000 years, I am not kidding!!!!!
Here's a picture of a baby seal to prove this is real!!!!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106420 on: July 22, 2016, 03:45:42 pm »

Here's a picture of a baby seall!!!!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
BARBAROSSA THE SEAL GOD!!!

The nostalgia. Like Bullet.... To chest... .gif


Edit: Literally no nostalgia-bullet .gifs anywhere.
WTF.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2016, 03:49:20 pm by Tack »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106421 on: July 22, 2016, 03:51:18 pm »

You must create one great one.

WITH IMMEDIACY.
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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106422 on: July 22, 2016, 03:51:58 pm »

I'm sorry, but I don't get that reference. I just snatched the image from Wikipedia without thinking much about its underlying philosophies.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106423 on: July 22, 2016, 03:55:01 pm »

The new Elusive Target mission in Hitman is to kill Gary Busey.

What the fuck?
I thought you were kidding, or it was some Gary Busey-But-Not scenario.

This is not the case.

The actual current Elusive Target mission is "Kill Gary Busey". 47 was hired by the male deodorant company that Busey worked for in retaliation for him abandoning the production.

What.
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« Reply #106424 on: July 22, 2016, 03:59:05 pm »

it is not your place to ask why but to figure out how
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