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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 3867061 times)

MrRoboto75

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #124755 on: April 21, 2017, 12:13:58 pm »

Soda is about as healthy as slug-rears.

Pepsi is great as a peace offering, though.

Every time I open a letter I'm disappointed that it's not just a big handful of used syringes, anthrax dust and scorpions.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #124756 on: April 21, 2017, 12:16:17 pm »

In the real factory is an all robotic workforce.  You never see trucks deliver any supplies to the factory.  Thus clearly all the factory's output is made from Oompa loompa clones.  Brutally fed into the machines live when they come of age to extract the ingredients from their living flesh.  All the candy is made from oompa loompa sugar which is highly concentrated in the oompa loompa body, and the coloration is from their hair, blood and bones. 

The ones we see in the movies are simply the insane psychopathic ones that have long since snapped, surrounded by their fellows in candy and chocolate forms, knowing full well the horrible process that takes place behind locked doors.  Why do they show no emotion, even when singing, even when horrible things are actively happening to the humans around them.  They have personally seen loved ones fed into the sugar extractor, stared into their eyes as the machine ripped still living flesh from still living bones with blades dulled by time and felt... nothing....

* Greiger needs Dr Pepper to get through the working day.

EDIT: My sister told me something similar to that story the first time I saw the original C&tCF.  It has become head canon all my life.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #124757 on: April 21, 2017, 12:19:56 pm »

From what I have seen, people just make acronyms up and sometimes they catch on.
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This is incredibly impressive. I mean, writing code to perform a limited subset of trivial calculations step-by-step is unpleasant. Integrating step-by-step? Wooow.
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« Reply #124758 on: April 21, 2017, 12:35:10 pm »

Napoleon Bonaparte actually being 5'6".
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« Reply #124759 on: April 21, 2017, 12:36:29 pm »

shhhh.

stop ruining my stereotypes
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« Reply #124760 on: April 21, 2017, 12:38:39 pm »

Napoleon Bonaparte actually being 5'6".

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« Reply #124761 on: April 21, 2017, 12:54:11 pm »

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« Reply #124762 on: April 21, 2017, 12:56:31 pm »

Now, I'm very, very good at reversing acronyms, but I wouldn't have got that one. :P
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« Reply #124763 on: April 21, 2017, 12:58:44 pm »

It's my favorite 'real' acronym for a reason. No one who doesn't know it can figure it out. Like, at all :P It's abbr'd for those who can see that in case you're not curious enough for a google search.

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« Reply #124764 on: April 21, 2017, 12:59:37 pm »

It sounds kinky.
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« Reply #124765 on: April 21, 2017, 01:22:34 pm »

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« Reply #124766 on: April 21, 2017, 01:26:09 pm »

I am pleased to see the WTF thread living up to its name today. Carry on.

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« Reply #124767 on: April 21, 2017, 02:12:00 pm »

hey, you guys ever think about keeping a journal forlater reading?

Ima do it.  If I dont itll just keep coming back.
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« Reply #124768 on: April 21, 2017, 04:15:00 pm »

Ahhh, that sinking feeling when you go to a game's forum for tech support and realize you are the only person logged in...

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Worse yet, I am there for support with the non-Steam version. You know the one that is only delivered via a bittorrent of the demo (unlockable to full game). The torrent that has 3 seeds? Yeah. Oh, and it only updates every 5-6 major versions (as released on Steam). I feel a little second class...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #124769 on: April 21, 2017, 04:29:51 pm »

What game?
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