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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125325 on: August 12, 2017, 03:25:49 pm »

That doesn't make any sense. More likely, the arrogant "surgeons" damaged your soul while carelessly operating on you. Sue for malpractice.

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Thank you. I did need a little laugh.

That said I understand this is actually one of those surgeries with a bad recovery time. I feel fortunate I had insurance and specialist (who was basically required). I am somewhat scared my um .... personal anatomy ... will swell up quite a bit, because that seems rather common, sadly. Constipation is disheartening, and a little worrying, but the pain meds are contributing to it.... Necessary pain meds though.... It's the whole "only being able to shuffle a bit" instead of walking that sucks.

I generally don't like suing/complaining so ... no please?

Found lots online saying 2-3 day recovery is bull for hernia op though.... That seems to be a lie. I sincerely hope there are those out there who can do that, and I hope I'm one of them, but....
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« Reply #125326 on: August 12, 2017, 06:13:38 pm »

I just found out that adults playing Highschoolers actually makes sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NPhg0d_lrk

I mean, highschoolers are just not what we think they are.

-Note: Link is a funny Cracked video labeled: "The Biggest Problem With Highschool (According to movies)"

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« Reply #125327 on: August 12, 2017, 06:27:17 pm »

Today we purchased Italian sausage flavored potato chips for like 76 cents.  None of us have been brave enough to taste them yet.
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« Reply #125328 on: August 12, 2017, 07:25:27 pm »

If it's 7-Eleven brand, they're alright. I get those all the time. If they're not... wear a hazmat suit?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125329 on: August 12, 2017, 07:35:22 pm »

People posting on the internet that they were born in 2004 and I'm just like WTF KID GET OFF MY LAWN

2004 was only a about 2 years ago right????
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« Reply #125330 on: August 12, 2017, 07:54:45 pm »

If it's 7-Eleven brand, they're alright. I get those all the time. If they're not... wear a hazmat suit?

Even better, Food Lion brand.  Limited Edition no less.

People posting on the internet that they were born in 2004 and I'm just like WTF KID GET OFF MY LAWN

2004 was only a about 2 years ago right????

Its CURRENT YEAR 2, get with the times.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125331 on: August 12, 2017, 08:07:45 pm »

tfw 1000 years from now they will say we lived in 1000 B.C.Y.

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« Reply #125332 on: August 12, 2017, 09:44:12 pm »

tfw 1000 years from now they will say we lived in 1000 B.C.Y.

I have to say that's kinda bleedin' obvious :p

Captain Obvious, ftw.
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« Reply #125333 on: August 12, 2017, 10:19:12 pm »

People hear that talking to yourself outloud is a sign you are insane so people took it as basically the equivalent of howling at the moon.
Just wear a (possibly fake) handsfree earpiece whilst you converse with yourself/the voices and gesture to it with an apologetic shrug if anyone gives you an odd look. The amount of times I've thought I saw someone having a disturbingly animated conversation with themselves, only to realise they were using some sort of Bluetooth shenanigans during a phonecall, it seems like a perfect disguise these days.

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« Reply #125334 on: August 13, 2017, 12:10:05 am »

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« Reply #125335 on: August 13, 2017, 12:30:47 am »

Hernia is the worst pain you can feel without going to a war.
This guys a fucking Vet show him some respect and how to do his own enima
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« Reply #125336 on: August 13, 2017, 12:53:09 am »

Hernia is the worst pain you can feel without going to a war.
This guys a fucking Vet show him some respect and how to do his own enima

From what I've been told, the answer is Kidney stones. Which has been described as "Worse than giving birth"

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Goodness I forgot why I stopped playing Path of Exalt...

The second I played it and was told by a friend "Look up a build" and then I had to look up HUGE WALLS OF TEXT to attempt to even find a build that seemed appealing... builds that were often SPECIFIC to the individual items in their inventory...

I was like "Ok, no... I wanted to play a fun Diablo like game and give this thing another chance... I didn't want to play with spreadsheets" then I looked up if they have respecs and... they KIND of do... but the players have said that it is faster to make new characters than it is to respect.
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« Reply #125337 on: August 13, 2017, 05:57:14 am »

My cat just dun goofed, and slipped off a table over a piece of paper. It used my belly as emergency grip.

WTF ouch. I think I discovered the most painful place so far for cat scratches.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #125338 on: August 13, 2017, 07:37:54 am »

Actually there is a far more painful place for men (and possibly women) to be scratched by a cat. Also be careful when holding a baby close to your face in case they headbutt you just under the nose (my mother found this out the hard way when I was a baby).
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« Reply #125339 on: August 13, 2017, 08:21:40 am »

Just now I caught the second part of a 1915 movie Birth of a Nation on one of our (Russian) federal channels. Apparently they only scheduled second part, about the reconstruction era in the South. And, you know, KKK the Good Guys.

I wouldn't think of a single reason for them to go there except for recent Charlottesville prtoests.
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