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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6491765 times)

EnigmaticHat

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133905 on: May 27, 2018, 12:05:59 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133906 on: May 27, 2018, 12:29:56 am »

I was running to answer a phone call, and somehow my big toe on one foot collided with the heel of the other. This left part of my toenail peeled upwards, and a gouge in my heel. Thankfully the bleeding on either didn't last very long. Still very disturbing.

Email them their password to the wifi.
But what if they have a smart phone? (Or just steal one of your ethernet cables, I guess.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133907 on: May 27, 2018, 01:28:57 am »

Does the wifi have a guest network option?

Configure the router with that, then give them the guest side. If they are as tech-tarded as they sound, they will never know the difference, and the traffic will be segregated.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133908 on: May 27, 2018, 01:45:22 am »

I was running to answer a phone call, and somehow my big toe on one foot collided with the heel of the other. This left part of my toenail peeled upwards, and a gouge in my heel. Thankfully the bleeding on either didn't last very long. Still very disturbing.
Why do nails need to have such potential for minor body horror?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133909 on: May 27, 2018, 03:47:30 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133910 on: May 27, 2018, 12:21:24 pm »

There's a clock in my living room that's had a dead battery for the better part of a year, and it's just started ticking again. There's enough juice in it to make the ticking sound, but the second hand isn't doing more than jittering.

5:41:45, is that time any good to you lot?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133911 on: May 27, 2018, 12:30:28 pm »

Good ol' GMT-11.5.  Norfolk Islands, looks like?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133912 on: May 27, 2018, 01:46:34 pm »

I just saw a Amish kid with light-up up roller skates zipping down the side of the highway.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133913 on: May 27, 2018, 01:55:45 pm »

I just saw a Amish kid with light-up up roller skates zipping down the side of the highway.
He needed to get home by sixish.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133914 on: May 27, 2018, 03:06:41 pm »

I just saw a Amish kid with light-up up roller skates zipping down the side of the highway.
The Amish are not opposed to technology. They are just selective about it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133916 on: May 27, 2018, 03:19:23 pm »

I wonder if there's any Amish denomination that holds to that all technology up to the 80's is allowed. Walking around with their walkmen and crop tops and super hairsprayed hair and cocaine.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133917 on: May 27, 2018, 03:31:07 pm »

So the Amish are long-haired hippies? Granted, that hair tends to be on their chins, but same difference.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133918 on: May 28, 2018, 12:32:21 am »

So the Amish are long-haired hippies? Granted, that hair tends to be on their chins, but same difference.

You talk like there is one monolithic "Amish" group, there is not. Some are pretty wild, others are very strict.

Also, there are some groups that are sometimes called "Amish" by ignorant "worldly" people that are actually something completely different, like Wengers or other old order Mennonite groups.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133919 on: May 28, 2018, 12:38:45 am »

Urgh. My fingers get so extremely dry at work, turning the pages of a book becomes positively torturous! Why? I'm not sure, it's very strange, the only reason I can think of is the cheap soap in the bathroom here - I wash my hands quite often, what with all the donated goods I have to sort through.
Maybe I should start bringing my own hand soap to use. That seems ridiculous, though. Perhaps it'd be a better idea just to start moisturising my trash-tier skin in general.
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