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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5898366 times)

redwallzyl

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133905 on: May 26, 2018, 11:32:24 am »

So I apoligize to anyone who wants to know what the hell a "lotion bar" is.

Moisturize me!
It rubs the lotion on its skin


Lotion Bar sounds like something a middle-class brothel would call itself.
Reminds me of the Clockwork Orange milk bar. Not sure if that is better or worse.
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« Reply #133906 on: May 26, 2018, 04:10:29 pm »

Had to get a ride from my stepdad's asshole friend who moved back in upstairs. Before leaving, my stepdad demands I turn over my wifi password, making it perfectly clear I wasn't getting a ride to work without doing so. During the ride, this asshole, in order, drives nearly 50MPH down a 30MPH residential speed zone, rides the bumper of an ambulatory bus, attempts to illegally pass the bus, pulls into a deli without warning, throws his seat belt which hits me, pulls into another deli(the first one didn't have his newspaper apparently), nearly causes a 4+ car pileup at a major intersection. He has the nerve to tell my parents *I* was rude, because apparently I didn't engage in constant conversation with him. And my parents expect me to apologize and to give him money for it.


I also can't seem to access my router's IP to change the password either. It's giving me a connection timeout error.
EDIT: Found how to do this.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2018, 04:15:00 pm by Akura »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133907 on: May 26, 2018, 06:04:28 pm »

Re: WiFi password.

Just do what I do.

"What is the WiFi password?"
"I don't know."
"Well how do you log on then?
"With the password of course."
"Well, what is it?"
"I don't know."
"Can you look it up?"
"Why?"
"So you can tell me what the password is."
"I told you, I don't know. Don't forget the apostrophe in 'don't', no spaces, and capitalize the first letter in each word."

My family hates my passwords, they want things like "password123", and for me the WiFi password is the height of simplicity since you need to be nearby to get on anyway, and the nearest neighbor is out of range.

(Note: That is not the actual password, although it is very similar.)
« Last Edit: May 26, 2018, 06:06:45 pm by milo christiansen »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133908 on: May 26, 2018, 06:07:13 pm »

So it's not I don't know, it's IDon'tKnow.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133909 on: May 26, 2018, 06:23:22 pm »

Email them their password to the wifi.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133910 on: May 27, 2018, 12:05:59 am »

Finishing my education was the best thing that ever happened to me.  Every day I get up out of bed and think "at least I'm not in school any more."
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« Reply #133911 on: May 27, 2018, 12:29:56 am »

I was running to answer a phone call, and somehow my big toe on one foot collided with the heel of the other. This left part of my toenail peeled upwards, and a gouge in my heel. Thankfully the bleeding on either didn't last very long. Still very disturbing.

Email them their password to the wifi.
But what if they have a smart phone? (Or just steal one of your ethernet cables, I guess.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133912 on: May 27, 2018, 01:28:57 am »

Does the wifi have a guest network option?

Configure the router with that, then give them the guest side. If they are as tech-tarded as they sound, they will never know the difference, and the traffic will be segregated.
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« Reply #133913 on: May 27, 2018, 01:45:22 am »

I was running to answer a phone call, and somehow my big toe on one foot collided with the heel of the other. This left part of my toenail peeled upwards, and a gouge in my heel. Thankfully the bleeding on either didn't last very long. Still very disturbing.
Why do nails need to have such potential for minor body horror?
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« Reply #133914 on: May 27, 2018, 03:47:30 am »

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« Reply #133915 on: May 27, 2018, 12:21:24 pm »

There's a clock in my living room that's had a dead battery for the better part of a year, and it's just started ticking again. There's enough juice in it to make the ticking sound, but the second hand isn't doing more than jittering.

5:41:45, is that time any good to you lot?
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« Reply #133916 on: May 27, 2018, 12:30:28 pm »

Good ol' GMT-11.5.  Norfolk Islands, looks like?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133917 on: May 27, 2018, 01:46:34 pm »

I just saw a Amish kid with light-up up roller skates zipping down the side of the highway.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133918 on: May 27, 2018, 01:55:45 pm »

I just saw a Amish kid with light-up up roller skates zipping down the side of the highway.
He needed to get home by sixish.

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« Reply #133919 on: May 27, 2018, 03:06:41 pm »

I just saw a Amish kid with light-up up roller skates zipping down the side of the highway.
The Amish are not opposed to technology. They are just selective about it.
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