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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12997570 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133815 on: May 15, 2018, 06:12:41 am »

I know very well what elderflower tastes like, my dad  made elderflowerade almost every summer for my whole childhood. It doesn't taste like it smells.

Because it smells like cat piss.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #133816 on: May 15, 2018, 08:12:17 am »

Is that a Brazillian lime or a real lime?
Is it a European Lime or an African Lime?
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« Reply #133817 on: May 15, 2018, 09:04:02 am »

Is that a Brazillian lime or a real lime?
Is it a European Lime or an African Lime?
Are you suggesting that limes migrate?
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« Reply #133818 on: May 15, 2018, 09:13:48 am »

Of course they do. How many limes have you seen in their native country? Very few I would wager. Bastards migrate all over the place.
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« Reply #133819 on: May 15, 2018, 09:18:53 am »

Yoink, was it the breakfast that did it? I bet it was breakfast.
I don't think so... I often manage to have a terrible day even after beginning it with a hearty breakfast.
I think perhaps it was due to certain plans falling into place rather conveniently and turning out a lot less stressful than I expected. Although I imagine plenty of enjoyable shit-talking with coworkers helped, too. Maybe waiting until lunchtime to down my first (and only, impressively enough) energy drink of the day also had something to do with it?
My mood and energy levels certainly seemed to skyrocket at some point. I shall have to try and replicate my success tomorr-- shit, today. Stupid nap.
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« Reply #133820 on: May 15, 2018, 09:19:50 am »

I think someone just got offended by me making fun of Flat Earthers. I cannot even.
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« Reply #133821 on: May 15, 2018, 09:29:49 am »

Well that's just flat out wrong.
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« Reply #133822 on: May 15, 2018, 09:37:44 am »

Yeah, jokes about that are just over the edge
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« Reply #133823 on: May 15, 2018, 09:38:05 am »

At least you had the balls to do it.
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« Reply #133824 on: May 15, 2018, 09:59:01 am »

I bet you had them at the edge of their seats.
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« Reply #133825 on: May 15, 2018, 10:05:08 am »

inb4 physics proves that the universe is in fact a holographic projection on a 2d plane, and the flat earthers say they were right all along.
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« Reply #133826 on: May 15, 2018, 10:25:42 am »

Cmon people, the Earth is really a cube. Just like time
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« Reply #133827 on: May 15, 2018, 11:04:10 am »

Time is a circle. That is why clocks are round.
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« Reply #133828 on: May 15, 2018, 11:27:50 am »

Look at this picture from NASA! Absolute PROOF that the Earth is a CUBE and HAS BEEN since the DAWN OF TIME

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« Reply #133829 on: May 15, 2018, 12:49:57 pm »

That's really multifaceted. Very clear-cut. A side to the issue I had not considered.

It's plane to see that this is the truth.
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