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Lord Shonus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137730 on: May 15, 2018, 11:04:10 am »

Time is a circle. That is why clocks are round.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137731 on: May 15, 2018, 11:27:50 am »

Look at this picture from NASA! Absolute PROOF that the Earth is a CUBE and HAS BEEN since the DAWN OF TIME

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137732 on: May 15, 2018, 12:49:57 pm »

That's really multifaceted. Very clear-cut. A side to the issue I had not considered.

It's plane to see that this is the truth.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137733 on: May 15, 2018, 12:57:41 pm »

inb4 physics proves that the universe is in fact a holographic projection on a 2d plane, and the flat earthers say they were right all along.
somewhat relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjA_sC4bCAM

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137734 on: May 15, 2018, 02:31:26 pm »

In China, civil servants will take up residence with muslim families, to teach them the Chinese language and national anthem, and to look if there are extremists amongst the family.
Imagine waking up one morning and finding a civil servant sleeping next to you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137735 on: May 15, 2018, 02:32:55 pm »

Woke up with a cold neck. I dunno if this is "normal" but between this and the occasional icy wind one has to walk through it's as though the weather this autumn is intentionally trying to force me to start wearing a scarf. Yuck. :<
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137736 on: May 15, 2018, 03:19:52 pm »

Are you in the Southern Hemisphere, or is one of us a time traveler, because you never know in Bay12.

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« Reply #137737 on: May 15, 2018, 03:39:14 pm »

He comes from a land down under *flute solo*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137738 on: May 15, 2018, 03:41:28 pm »

Went to a job interview.
I know I just got a new one, but they called me with one I was too interested not to go to.

Its above my current level, but below it in terms of quality.  IDK, do I go after the technically better but probably lower-quality job or stick to the higher quality workplace with the lower title?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137739 on: May 15, 2018, 03:54:33 pm »

He comes from a land down under *flute solo*
Oh please, South is up. We are just polite enough to let you northeners believe otherwise when you throw a tantrum over it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137740 on: May 15, 2018, 05:20:20 pm »

He comes from a land down under *flute solo*
Oh please, South is up. We are just polite enough to let you northeners believe otherwise when you throw a tantrum over it.

Space and direction are based on relative perceptions from human scientists. There is no up. No north. There are two magnetic poles to this planet, one positive and one negative. We simply quantify the positive pole as up and pretend that the universe makes sense, while it ignores our parochial obsession with what is up on a mote of dust floating around a ball of fire at an axial tilt, while the ball of fire rotates around the galactic center at its own arbitrary axial tilt.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137741 on: May 15, 2018, 05:44:12 pm »

But, but, polar flip...

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« Reply #137742 on: May 15, 2018, 05:52:33 pm »

Wrong thread.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137743 on: May 15, 2018, 06:10:12 pm »

I know very well what elderflower tastes like, my dad  made elderflowerade almost every summer for my whole childhood. It doesn't taste like it smells.

Because it smells like cat piss.
Did that make your father smell of elderberries?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137744 on: May 15, 2018, 06:18:53 pm »

He comes from a land down under *flute solo*
Oh please, South is up. We are just polite enough to let you northeners believe otherwise when you throw a tantrum over it.
North is not up and East is not right (except in Milwaukee, Wisconsin  that night...)
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