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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137775 on: May 16, 2018, 01:08:34 am »

Itís like how every aloe drink is actually grape.

Fuck no. Aloe tastes like aloe, grape tastes like regret.
I would agree with that statement, if it weren't for the fact that everything tastes like regret to me.

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« Reply #137776 on: May 16, 2018, 01:12:40 am »

Aloe also makes me wtf. Until today (unrelated to this thread) I didn't know people drank it. Someone asked if I wanted it in my tea and I was like "Sure?" (Something something aids digestion.) Later they asked me how it was and I honestly couldn't even tell it was in there.
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« Reply #137777 on: May 16, 2018, 01:26:53 am »

Aloe drinks are usually pretty good, as long as you get a flavored one. Unflavored aloe is offensively bland.
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« Reply #137778 on: May 16, 2018, 01:51:05 am »

I like the chunky bits. It's gotten a lot more popular in the west lately, after getting scooped up by another health fad thing, but before that we basically only found it in the sodas and other drinks they'd sell at Asian markets.

Also tried bird spit soda, but it wasn't really worth writing home about. Kinda dull.

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« Reply #137779 on: May 16, 2018, 05:14:56 am »

I am starting to suspect more and more that my supermarket's 'catisfaction mix' puts heroin in their cat treats, judging by how horribly persistent my cats walk over my mouse and keyboard until they get their daily dose.
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« Reply #137780 on: May 16, 2018, 07:54:30 am »

Catnip does the same do.
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« Reply #137781 on: May 16, 2018, 07:58:11 am »

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« Reply #137782 on: May 16, 2018, 09:45:34 am »

I bought a bottle of advocaat and I'm not sure why, as the concept of egg liqueur is suddenly very unappealing. I haven't even tried it yet.

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« Reply #137783 on: May 16, 2018, 10:05:45 am »

I know very well what elderflower tastes like, my dad  made elderflowerade almost every summer for my whole childhood. It doesn't taste like it smells.

Because it smells like cat piss.
What?

Every elderflower based drink I've had has smelled vaguely sweet and tasted like lychees.

I should have been more clear: elderflowerade do not taste (or smell) like elderflowers smell.

Because elderflowers, but not elderflowerade, smells like cat piss.
Thing is, I've not had elderflowerade. I've had elderflower presse, and elderflower cordial, and no matter where I get those two things from, they smell sweet and like lychees.

Also, elderflowers around where I live (since we have a few elderberry bushes growing out and about) hasn't really smelled of a whole heck of a lot.

EDIT: Thinking about it, probably different species being used.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2018, 10:08:36 am by greatorder »
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« Reply #137784 on: May 16, 2018, 10:13:35 am »

Maybe scriver's only ever been around diabetic cats?

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« Reply #137785 on: May 16, 2018, 10:17:35 am »

Could be, but I don't think our carport has a "diabeticats only" rule
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« Reply #137786 on: May 16, 2018, 10:30:33 am »

I bought a bottle of advocaat and I'm not sure why, as the concept of egg liqueur is suddenly very unappealing. I haven't even tried it yet.

Advocaat sounds more like an unholy hybrid of feline and avocado than say, eggnog but not really
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« Reply #137787 on: May 16, 2018, 10:42:04 am »

I bought a bottle of advocaat and I'm not sure why, as the concept of egg liqueur is suddenly very unappealing. I haven't even tried it yet.

Advocaat sounds more like an unholy hybrid of feline and avocado than say, eggnog but not really

Would you be inclined to say... Eggnot?

And "Advokat" is Norwegian for lawyer, with similar analogs in a number of languages. Presumably that's the Dutch interpretation as well. No idea what the relation to lawyers is here... Maybe because they end up with egg on their face?

In a tangentially related vibe, I've had an avocado milkshake before. It was... actually really good.

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« Reply #137788 on: May 16, 2018, 11:25:16 am »

I bought a bottle of advocaat and I'm not sure why, as the concept of egg liqueur is suddenly very unappealing. I haven't even tried it yet.
Best served with a whiff of sweet whipped cream on top. It's kinda an old lady's (dessert) drink though.
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« Reply #137789 on: May 16, 2018, 12:42:06 pm »

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