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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134490 on: June 09, 2018, 12:23:55 am »

Even the hottest water can still have all sorts of nasty critters in it. That's why you should stick to drinking mercury, which is completely free from anything living in it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134491 on: June 09, 2018, 12:28:33 am »

That we know of, thus far...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134492 on: June 09, 2018, 12:38:12 am »

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.
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« Reply #134493 on: June 09, 2018, 12:45:18 am »

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134494 on: June 09, 2018, 06:26:01 am »

Papa Nurgle is pleased by these observations.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134495 on: June 09, 2018, 10:40:58 am »

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.

Under that logic my 2-year old is basically a voltron of unclean power.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134496 on: June 09, 2018, 11:26:44 am »

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.

Under that logic my 2-year old is basically a voltron of unclean power.
I mean, exposing kids to dirt/germs is important for long term health. They are servants of Papa Nurgle.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134497 on: June 09, 2018, 11:29:26 am »

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.

Under that logic my 2-year old is basically a voltron of unclean power.
I mean, exposing kids to dirt/germs is important for long term health. They are servants of Papa Nurgle.

I thought he was dancing with Pocoyo, but he's actually teaching his little multicolored squads of bacterial supersoldiers to pose in unison before battle.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134498 on: June 09, 2018, 12:10:09 pm »

Did some cleaning with disinfectant wipes. Fingers now smell like stale cheese puffs.

I don't understand.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134499 on: June 09, 2018, 12:15:34 pm »

Just spent what must have been a solid hour or two daydreaming. O.o   
If only there was material to write a novel from in there or something...   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134500 on: June 09, 2018, 12:21:03 pm »

Did some cleaning with disinfectant wipes. Fingers now smell like stale cheese puffs.

I don't understand.
What, are your wipes not cheese puff-scented?
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« Reply #134501 on: June 09, 2018, 12:22:05 pm »

They are, in fact, not cheese puff scented.
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« Reply #134502 on: June 09, 2018, 02:32:29 pm »

Just woke up to a big thunderstorm. (yes I wake up at 3pm and go to bed at 5am, I work night shift)  Thunder every couple of seconds, dog flipping her shit and winds pushing around outside furniture.  Go into the side room to check the weather since it's an all concrete room, with a small tv, until I learn if there is a tornado warning or not.

Sit in there for 15 minutes waiting for the weather report, and never get it.  Storm lets up and I go back to my room and use the internet to see it was just a unusually strong and active little isolated Florida thunderstorm. 

WTF cable news, this is why no-one watches you anymore, you have the power to know exactly where I am, and compare it to the weather report to say 'hey they might want to know what's going on with that minor apocalypse happening outside right now'.  No instead they give me news stories about a caught gator that was chilling out in some lake somewhere, and more Trump is god propaganda.  Use some of that locally targeted information you brag about so much to advertisers to maybe target need to know information on the news.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134503 on: June 09, 2018, 02:59:10 pm »

They are, in fact, not cheese puff scented.
Man, you got the wrong wipes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134504 on: June 09, 2018, 03:07:01 pm »

Did some cleaning with disinfectant wipes. Fingers now smell like stale cheese puffs.

I don't understand.
I had a similar situation. recently, my fingers were smelling like... I don't remember now, it was a few days ago. Garlic? Onion? I was cleaning the floor of the bathroom, so the scent I was expecting was "Cat piss" and "human piss", but the scent was completely different.
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