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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12997945 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134085 on: May 26, 2018, 03:47:13 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134086 on: May 26, 2018, 06:47:28 am »

So I apoligize to anyone who wants to know what the hell a "lotion bar" is.

Moisturize me!
It rubs the lotion on its skin


Lotion Bar sounds like something a middle-class brothel would call itself.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134087 on: May 26, 2018, 07:12:23 am »

I went to do some light shopping and found some geese, nothing odd about that even if 25 of the 30 geese were goslings. But they were blocking the entrance to a car park, a guy got out of his car and tried to shoo them out of the way and the response was they got even more into the way and the adult closest to him simply hissed. I then tried to shoo them out of the way and they all quietly (with much peeping) waddled out of the way. Guess they didn't like the guy from the car.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134088 on: May 26, 2018, 11:18:54 am »

Goose whisperer.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134089 on: May 26, 2018, 11:32:24 am »

So I apoligize to anyone who wants to know what the hell a "lotion bar" is.

Moisturize me!
It rubs the lotion on its skin


Lotion Bar sounds like something a middle-class brothel would call itself.
Reminds me of the Clockwork Orange milk bar. Not sure if that is better or worse.
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« Reply #134090 on: May 26, 2018, 04:10:29 pm »

Had to get a ride from my stepdad's asshole friend who moved back in upstairs. Before leaving, my stepdad demands I turn over my wifi password, making it perfectly clear I wasn't getting a ride to work without doing so. During the ride, this asshole, in order, drives nearly 50MPH down a 30MPH residential speed zone, rides the bumper of an ambulatory bus, attempts to illegally pass the bus, pulls into a deli without warning, throws his seat belt which hits me, pulls into another deli(the first one didn't have his newspaper apparently), nearly causes a 4+ car pileup at a major intersection. He has the nerve to tell my parents *I* was rude, because apparently I didn't engage in constant conversation with him. And my parents expect me to apologize and to give him money for it.


I also can't seem to access my router's IP to change the password either. It's giving me a connection timeout error.
EDIT: Found how to do this.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134091 on: May 26, 2018, 06:04:28 pm »

Re: WiFi password.

Just do what I do.

"What is the WiFi password?"
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"Why?"
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"I told you, I don't know. Don't forget the apostrophe in 'don't', no spaces, and capitalize the first letter in each word."

My family hates my passwords, they want things like "password123", and for me the WiFi password is the height of simplicity since you need to be nearby to get on anyway, and the nearest neighbor is out of range.

(Note: That is not the actual password, although it is very similar.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134092 on: May 26, 2018, 06:07:13 pm »

So it's not I don't know, it's IDon'tKnow.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134093 on: May 26, 2018, 06:23:22 pm »

Email them their password to the wifi.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134094 on: May 27, 2018, 12:05:59 am »

Finishing my education was the best thing that ever happened to me.  Every day I get up out of bed and think "at least I'm not in school any more."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134095 on: May 27, 2018, 12:29:56 am »

I was running to answer a phone call, and somehow my big toe on one foot collided with the heel of the other. This left part of my toenail peeled upwards, and a gouge in my heel. Thankfully the bleeding on either didn't last very long. Still very disturbing.

Email them their password to the wifi.
But what if they have a smart phone? (Or just steal one of your ethernet cables, I guess.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134096 on: May 27, 2018, 01:28:57 am »

Does the wifi have a guest network option?

Configure the router with that, then give them the guest side. If they are as tech-tarded as they sound, they will never know the difference, and the traffic will be segregated.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134097 on: May 27, 2018, 01:45:22 am »

I was running to answer a phone call, and somehow my big toe on one foot collided with the heel of the other. This left part of my toenail peeled upwards, and a gouge in my heel. Thankfully the bleeding on either didn't last very long. Still very disturbing.
Why do nails need to have such potential for minor body horror?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134098 on: May 27, 2018, 03:47:30 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134099 on: May 27, 2018, 12:30:28 pm »

Good ol' GMT-11.5.  Norfolk Islands, looks like?
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