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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134670 on: June 08, 2018, 11:18:29 pm »

If nothing lives in the water because it's hot enough to deglove your hands when you try to drink some, don't worry! That just means the water's been pre-boiled for you. Still safe to drink. Totally. 100%.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134671 on: June 08, 2018, 11:36:55 pm »

Also protip: try not to follow survivala advice obtained from gaming forums  ;D :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134672 on: June 08, 2018, 11:42:19 pm »

Sorry, but you wont catch me drinking natural hotsprings water.  That stuff is full of so many minerals (and often heavy metals) that it will taste horrible on a good day, and poison you on a bad one.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134673 on: June 09, 2018, 12:23:55 am »

Even the hottest water can still have all sorts of nasty critters in it. That's why you should stick to drinking mercury, which is completely free from anything living in it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134674 on: June 09, 2018, 12:28:33 am »

That we know of, thus far...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134675 on: June 09, 2018, 12:38:12 am »

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134676 on: June 09, 2018, 12:45:18 am »

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134677 on: June 09, 2018, 06:26:01 am »

Papa Nurgle is pleased by these observations.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134678 on: June 09, 2018, 10:40:58 am »

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.

Under that logic my 2-year old is basically a voltron of unclean power.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134679 on: June 09, 2018, 11:26:44 am »

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.

Under that logic my 2-year old is basically a voltron of unclean power.
I mean, exposing kids to dirt/germs is important for long term health. They are servants of Papa Nurgle.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134680 on: June 09, 2018, 11:29:26 am »

When you consume little buggers they join your microbiome and MAKE YOU STRONGER. It's like the fulton in MGSV. Just gotta hoover up as many bugs as possible to level up your body.

The human body is like a germaphilic katamari ball.

Under that logic my 2-year old is basically a voltron of unclean power.
I mean, exposing kids to dirt/germs is important for long term health. They are servants of Papa Nurgle.

I thought he was dancing with Pocoyo, but he's actually teaching his little multicolored squads of bacterial supersoldiers to pose in unison before battle.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134681 on: June 09, 2018, 12:10:09 pm »

Did some cleaning with disinfectant wipes. Fingers now smell like stale cheese puffs.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134682 on: June 09, 2018, 12:15:34 pm »

Just spent what must have been a solid hour or two daydreaming. O.o   
If only there was material to write a novel from in there or something...   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134683 on: June 09, 2018, 12:21:03 pm »

Did some cleaning with disinfectant wipes. Fingers now smell like stale cheese puffs.

I don't understand.
What, are your wipes not cheese puff-scented?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #134684 on: June 09, 2018, 12:22:05 pm »

They are, in fact, not cheese puff scented.
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