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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 7327683 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136680 on: August 16, 2018, 06:11:20 pm »

Can't do worse than some of the people I've seen, even if only by the virtue of doing nothing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136681 on: August 16, 2018, 06:17:11 pm »

Dude. Your new temp is a freaking vampire.
If I were you I'd start thinking up as many reasons as possible to rearrange or patrol the produce section, specifically the garlic... if your workplace even stocks garlic, that is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136682 on: August 16, 2018, 07:40:38 pm »

Unless the temp's cute. Then you should angle for an Embrace (;

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136683 on: August 16, 2018, 07:43:49 pm »

Bah, the embrace is overrated. Bloodsucking sounds fun until you actually have to go get the blood, then you realize it's a chore and you'd be much better off just eating hamburgers or whatever.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136684 on: August 16, 2018, 08:30:26 pm »

Yea why would anyone ever wanna be a vampire?  So hard to worry about sucking blood all the time, garlic is a surprisingly common ingredient in restaurant seasoning, become a vampire in the wrong place and you are stymied by all kinds of underground plumbing carrying running water, and to top it all off you think the daystar is bad now...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136685 on: August 16, 2018, 08:32:17 pm »

Yea why would anyone ever wanna be a vampire?  So hard to worry about sucking blood all the time, garlic is a surprisingly common ingredient in restaurant seasoning, and you think the daystar is bad now...

Tíbe fair the days are getting shorter.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136686 on: August 16, 2018, 08:33:36 pm »

It's mostly the immortality, generally. More things kill you quick (well, depending on the vampire that might be more of a sidegrade instead of down, but eh), less things kill you slow.

Also maybe you can be a skinny caber toss god in nighttime scottish festivals or somethin'. There's upsides is all I'm sayin'.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136687 on: August 16, 2018, 08:36:57 pm »

Trying out a new dating app.  Im not paying money, but this one is more 'time conscious' than some.  Ive had about 0.9 matches a day, and I feel like these girls are above my general paygrade.  :( sadface.

Since most the world is above my paygrade.  BUT, I did get some sweet sweet jeans at like 60% off today.  I as a rule don't like non-minimalism, and def don't really care for 'urban' fashion, but the pants accent my mostly understated attire by drawing more attention to the understated bits I do accentuate.  For instance my tees that cost from 20-40 bucks but dont have much for decals on them.
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« Reply #136688 on: August 16, 2018, 08:38:18 pm »

Depending on what kind of vampire you are it's basically all upside, having Dracula's powers from the original novel would be pretty neat, especially since all sunlight did was shut off his powers rather than hurt him. Needed his head chopped off and a stake through the heart to stop him as I recall.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136689 on: August 16, 2018, 08:55:55 pm »

you think the daystar is bad now...

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136690 on: August 16, 2018, 09:09:15 pm »

I'm surprised Ladybaby never made it to the wtf thread before?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136691 on: August 16, 2018, 09:18:46 pm »

I'd love to be a vampire in most any interpretation of the idea, really.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136692 on: August 16, 2018, 09:21:20 pm »

Even Nosferatu?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136693 on: August 16, 2018, 10:04:12 pm »

I'd love to be a vampire in most any interpretation of the idea, really.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136694 on: August 16, 2018, 10:05:06 pm »

I'd love to be a vampire in most any interpretation of the idea, really.

Commence sparkling.

And the paedophilia.
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