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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136695 on: August 16, 2018, 10:06:18 pm »

I'd love to be a vampire in most any interpretation of the idea, really.

Commence sparkling.

And the paedophilia.
... Oh god, I forgot that Twilight did that. *Blech*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136696 on: August 16, 2018, 10:11:19 pm »

I'd love to be a vampire in most any interpretation of the idea, really.
Even one of the strain? That would suck a lot. No pun intended.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136697 on: August 16, 2018, 11:05:49 pm »

No, you do not get to redefine words to suit your whims.

An awareness of linguistic drift would suggest that not only do they get to do exactly that, they have a gay old time doing so, if not incontinently. It's a continuous process: some hep cat comes up with a neologism, the villains start repeating it, and off we go; what may start as a spur-of-the-moment construction or even an unintentional boner can end up becoming vulgarly accepted, and suddenly everyone insisting on the old way comes off as a right boob.

But hey, by all means, stand at the seashore and order back the tide.

This is incredible. I didn't even laugh, just sat back and admired it like a great master's painting.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136698 on: August 16, 2018, 11:18:18 pm »

I said (al)most for a bloody good reason, you nerds. :P

 
Even Nosferatu?
I haven't seen it, actually, and google was rather unhelpful at getting me the details.
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« Reply #136699 on: August 16, 2018, 11:29:41 pm »

No, you do not get to redefine words to suit your whims.

An awareness of linguistic drift would suggest that not only do they get to do exactly that, they have a gay old time doing so, if not incontinently. It's a continuous process: some hep cat comes up with a neologism, the villains start repeating it, and off we go; what may start as a spur-of-the-moment construction or even an unintentional boner can end up becoming vulgarly accepted, and suddenly everyone insisting on the old way comes off as a right boob.

But hey, by all means, stand at the seashore and order back the tide.

This is incredible. I didn't even laugh, just sat back and admired it like a great master's painting.

I laughed at boner.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136700 on: August 16, 2018, 11:59:55 pm »

No, you do not get to redefine words to suit your whims.

An awareness of linguistic drift would suggest that not only do they get to do exactly that, they have a gay old time doing so, if not incontinently. It's a continuous process: some hep cat comes up with a neologism, the villains start repeating it, and off we go; what may start as a spur-of-the-moment construction or even an unintentional boner can end up becoming vulgarly accepted, and suddenly everyone insisting on the old way comes off as a right boob.

But hey, by all means, stand at the seashore and order back the tide.

This is incredible. I didn't even laugh, just sat back and admired it like a great master's painting.

I laughed at boner.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136701 on: August 17, 2018, 12:08:34 am »

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« Reply #136702 on: August 17, 2018, 12:21:13 am »

Commence unexpectedly sexual Hamill joker.

Or go through the Killing Joke monologues.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136703 on: August 17, 2018, 04:20:40 am »

Even Nosferatu?
I haven't seen it, actually, and google was rather unhelpful at getting me the details.
His primary power was mainly just being creepy as fuck, while still somehow managing to convince multiple people that he was not, in fact, a bloodsucking demon. Also had a weakness for necking with the ladies all night long, but who doesn't, eh?

Particularly notable for being the only somewhat famous depiction of a vampire to actually have teeth like a vampire bat, rather than some silly catsnake canines.

Definitely worth the watch if you want a slow-paced, melancholic affair with this one fucker being so God damn creepy all the time.

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« Reply #136704 on: August 17, 2018, 04:21:23 am »

In other news, Akinator fucks me brain. The sheer vagueness of the questions should not lead to such accurate answers. I think it needs to be exorcised.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136705 on: August 17, 2018, 04:29:56 am »

And that is the danger of giving a learning machine to the internet...

I remember managing to stump him a couple times in the old days, but that only makes him grow stronger. Watching the smarmy bastard get that satisfied grin on his face and then padding out the final question with something meaningless because he already knows what you're thinking about... Bah! Bah I say!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136706 on: August 17, 2018, 05:15:51 am »

Damnit... only one wrong guess for Pierre Bezukhov.

Hah, akinator didn't know the characters of "If on a winter's night a traveller". So it hasn't learnt to read books or wikipedia articles yet.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136707 on: August 17, 2018, 05:23:58 am »

It's a basic binary search sort of thing. If you have a billion choices, it only takes 30 questions which fit half of the remaining choices to get down to one choice.

Akinator does try to narrow it down if it has suspicion, though.

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« Reply #136708 on: August 17, 2018, 05:48:40 am »

Well, it got stumped when I guessed Annoying Dog from Undertale.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136709 on: August 17, 2018, 05:50:47 am »

Even Nosferatu?
I haven't seen it, actually, and google was rather unhelpful at getting me the details.
His primary power was mainly just being creepy as fuck, while still somehow managing to convince multiple people that he was not, in fact, a bloodsucking demon. Also had a weakness for necking with the ladies all night long, but who doesn't, eh?

Particularly notable for being the only somewhat famous depiction of a vampire to actually have teeth like a vampire bat, rather than some silly catsnake canines.

Definitely worth the watch if you want a slow-paced, melancholic affair with this one fucker being so God damn creepy all the time.
Aha! Thanks for the summary!

Apart from the teeth, most of that sounds suspiciously familiar. I shall have to watch it.
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