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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136815 on: August 19, 2018, 08:59:52 pm »

There isn't much in this world that's as stupid as people who complain about "cultural appropriation".


Edit: I was actually thinking how good it would be to own a kimono just the other day. I could straighten and comb my hair, wrap it into some sort of queue/topknot, maybe jab some chopsticks in there for good measure... it would be quite a look.
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« Reply #136816 on: August 19, 2018, 09:02:56 pm »

Oh shit, something we agree on? I need to fix that.

... I had some cage eggs today, they were delicious because they're flavored by the salty chicken tears.

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« Reply #136817 on: August 19, 2018, 09:04:36 pm »

Do those taste noticeably different from the tears soaking your body pillow, you filthy weeb? :P
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« Reply #136818 on: August 19, 2018, 09:43:35 pm »

To combine both topics somehow:  I totally appropriated (with currency) a can of boiled quail eggs from the local asian market.  They were amazing.

I also restocked on TVP and dry beans, but a little meat cloaca discharge goes a long way...

Edit:  Oh shoot I forgot my reason for posting: 
There isn't much in this world that's as stupid as people who complain about "cultural appropriation".


Edit: I was actually thinking how good it would be to own a kimono just the other day. I could straighten and comb my hair, wrap it into some sort of queue/topknot, maybe jab some chopsticks in there for good measure... it would be quite a look.
This sounds like a lot of fun!  Even just the hair part, heh!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136819 on: August 19, 2018, 11:37:13 pm »

Oh shit, something we agree on? I need to fix that.

... I had some cage eggs today, they were delicious because they're flavored by the salty chicken tears.
Do those taste noticeably different from the tears soaking your body pillow, you filthy weeb? :P

I laughed, Ďcause youíre both silly. And descended from criminals, luls.

My wtf is how much easier Vanilla Rimworld is with the Classic storyteller as opposed to the random one. Iíve researched pretty much everything which isnít Spacer tech and Iím quickly running out of ideas.

I donít even have proper defenses really.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136820 on: August 20, 2018, 02:03:09 am »

Has your girlfriend imbibed some fermented grain water within the past few hours?
She had not. She just... Waited too long to take a shower (around 11), then decided she needed to eat again before going to bed. It's a regular work night where she needs to get up before 6 the next morning, and yet somehow bedtime gets stretched out to around 2 AM again.

If I pulled something like that, you can bet I'd get an earful about how it ruins her sleep schedule. Instead I just got some slight miffness because I'd already taken my meds and was thus too drowsy and tired to be as playful and attentive towards her as she wanted.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136821 on: August 20, 2018, 01:04:56 pm »

My wife does that because she needs to watch whatever the most recent vampire soap is today. She works overnight, gets like 4 hours of sleep, then stays up til like 4am because a sexy werewolf is having relationship problems.

But she doesn't do the abuse thing.
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« Reply #136822 on: August 20, 2018, 02:25:41 pm »

I love when you are part of a team evaluating some software for your company and you say "no, this software isn't good enough to replace the thing we are currently using."  It has one feature that's "better" than our existing one, but every other feature is implemented in a less convenient way. So we get more (non-critical) functionality, but less convenience.

But then they go ahead and replace it anyway.
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« Reply #136823 on: August 20, 2018, 02:43:43 pm »

Im at a big theme park because my boss gave everyone the day off and free tickets to go, and, im bored. I came alone, and nothing sounds fun and everything makes me feel like a super awkard loser like i dont want to get on any of the rides, alone, or even stand in line, or buy lunch or anything. I dont even know why i came at this point. I still get a paid day off even if i went home. And now i feel like ive just wasted the companys money for no good reason
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« Reply #136824 on: August 20, 2018, 02:53:57 pm »

I recommend eating all of the food you can find.
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« Reply #136825 on: August 20, 2018, 06:06:53 pm »

That this thread has nearly 10,000 pages WTF?
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« Reply #136826 on: August 20, 2018, 06:07:21 pm »

Mine has.....
....over 9000.



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« Reply #136827 on: August 20, 2018, 06:08:04 pm »

Mine has.....
....over 9000.



..hua.
I fucked up the number slightly.
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« Reply #136828 on: August 20, 2018, 06:10:05 pm »

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« Reply #136829 on: August 20, 2018, 06:42:05 pm »

Found maggots in one of the kitchen cabinets. Noticed them in a can of drink mix I was about to make. While he was pulling things out to examine them for more maggots, my stepdad put a bag containing rice(and maggots) on top of what I was drinking out of(the last of the previous drink I was about to refill).
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