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Kagus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136815 on: August 20, 2018, 02:03:09 am »

Has your girlfriend imbibed some fermented grain water within the past few hours?
She had not. She just... Waited too long to take a shower (around 11), then decided she needed to eat again before going to bed. It's a regular work night where she needs to get up before 6 the next morning, and yet somehow bedtime gets stretched out to around 2 AM again.

If I pulled something like that, you can bet I'd get an earful about how it ruins her sleep schedule. Instead I just got some slight miffness because I'd already taken my meds and was thus too drowsy and tired to be as playful and attentive towards her as she wanted.

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« Reply #136816 on: August 20, 2018, 01:04:56 pm »

My wife does that because she needs to watch whatever the most recent vampire soap is today. She works overnight, gets like 4 hours of sleep, then stays up til like 4am because a sexy werewolf is having relationship problems.

But she doesn't do the abuse thing.
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« Reply #136817 on: August 20, 2018, 02:25:41 pm »

I love when you are part of a team evaluating some software for your company and you say "no, this software isn't good enough to replace the thing we are currently using."  It has one feature that's "better" than our existing one, but every other feature is implemented in a less convenient way. So we get more (non-critical) functionality, but less convenience.

But then they go ahead and replace it anyway.
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« Reply #136818 on: August 20, 2018, 02:43:43 pm »

Im at a big theme park because my boss gave everyone the day off and free tickets to go, and, im bored. I came alone, and nothing sounds fun and everything makes me feel like a super awkard loser like i dont want to get on any of the rides, alone, or even stand in line, or buy lunch or anything. I dont even know why i came at this point. I still get a paid day off even if i went home. And now i feel like ive just wasted the companys money for no good reason
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« Reply #136819 on: August 20, 2018, 02:53:57 pm »

I recommend eating all of the food you can find.
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« Reply #136820 on: August 20, 2018, 06:06:53 pm »

That this thread has nearly 10,000 pages WTF?
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« Reply #136821 on: August 20, 2018, 06:07:21 pm »

Mine has.....
....over 9000.



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« Reply #136822 on: August 20, 2018, 06:08:04 pm »

Mine has.....
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..hua.
I fucked up the number slightly.
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« Reply #136823 on: August 20, 2018, 06:10:05 pm »

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« Reply #136824 on: August 20, 2018, 06:42:05 pm »

Found maggots in one of the kitchen cabinets. Noticed them in a can of drink mix I was about to make. While he was pulling things out to examine them for more maggots, my stepdad put a bag containing rice(and maggots) on top of what I was drinking out of(the last of the previous drink I was about to refill).
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« Reply #136825 on: August 20, 2018, 09:37:31 pm »

Im at a big theme park because my boss gave everyone the day off and free tickets to go, and, im bored. I came alone, and nothing sounds fun and everything makes me feel like a super awkard loser like i dont want to get on any of the rides, alone, or even stand in line, or buy lunch or anything. I dont even know why i came at this point. I still get a paid day off even if i went home. And now i feel like ive just wasted the companys money for no good reason

learning to enjoy things solo is honestly a life skill. I wish I had known such earlier, cause it's actually pretty hard to learn. That said, I will admit a theme park is probably one of the most difficult to enjoy alone and not feel awkward.
Also, don't ever feel like you are wasting your companies money. Your company is wasting parts of your life. In general, a feeling of loyalty or responsibility to a company is only ever going to be one sided (Unless your company is super, super small) and will be a nasty surprise if the company finds you incontinent to them. Don't feel bad for those shits.


Solution to your lunch problem. Order 3 of something at once, so they assume you are ordering for a family, then just go hide and eat it all yourself. What could go wrong?
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« Reply #136826 on: August 20, 2018, 10:18:51 pm »

omg, this is the response from the head of the political party in Australia (a very minor one btw) after his senator used the term "final solution to the immigration problem"

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He also claimed the senator had “absolutely no idea” the term was used in Nazi Germany.

“He didn’t get to a university to know the significance of all these words,” Katter said. “He’s smart, but he hasn’t read all the history books. He doesn’t know what any of this means. And nor will he spend any time finding out.

Just. fucking. great. We don't need no book learnin' getting in the way of running the country.
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« Reply #136827 on: August 20, 2018, 10:24:30 pm »

Ah, I see that they're learning something from trump.
Just say whatever, then later claim that what you said didn't mean what you said.
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« Reply #136828 on: August 20, 2018, 10:31:14 pm »

Ah, I see that they're learning something from trump.
Just say whatever, then later claim that what you said didn't mean what you said.

Nah, Bob Katter, the head of that party isn't really a conservative, he's just batshit insane:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ih1EuMLspY

You heard him: gay people can do whatever they like, but he won't spend a second on the gay marriage debate, because it won't stop the crocodiles. The crocodiles are coming, like some sort of zombie outbreak and the cityfolk with their fancy lattes and book learnin' won't be able to stop them.

So, while the senator made a really awful "bring back whiteness" speech which referenced the "final solution" to there being non-whites here, the leader is just a redneck loony, prone to sudden tone shifts and non-sequiters. Hence his "he doesn't know the history ... nor does he intend to waste a second finding out" thing. Katter just segues into this weird shit. The area he comes from is like Australia's equivalent of Mississippi.
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« Reply #136829 on: August 20, 2018, 10:40:00 pm »


What are you talking about? Katter will deal with the catcrocsplosions.
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