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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12999940 times)

LordBaal

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136755 on: August 13, 2018, 06:52:24 am »

People practicing their Crutch-walker skills for when a forbidden beast attacks?

Also, I found a way people  could help me without doing much from their part and without much effort but I'm afraid people (mostly you guys, you are people right?) will think badly from it.
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« Reply #136756 on: August 13, 2018, 06:52:40 am »

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« Last Edit: January 18, 2019, 02:16:47 pm by dragdeler »
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« Reply #136757 on: August 13, 2018, 08:36:45 am »

Decided to read the latest news.

Headline: "Man’s penis falls off after he ignored signs of cancer"

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“In the present case, the patient neglected his initial symptoms and eventually developed penile auto-amputation (his penis fell off), inguinal abscess and widespread metastasis,” Dr Garg added.

I love "developed penile auto-amputation" as a technical phrase for your penis falling off.

If you have signs of Dick Rot, please get that shit checked out.
« Last Edit: August 13, 2018, 08:41:49 am by Reelya »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136758 on: August 13, 2018, 08:44:22 am »

Decided to read the latest news.

Headline: "Man’s penis falls off after he ignored signs of cancer"

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“In the present case, the patient neglected his initial symptoms and eventually developed penile auto-amputation (his penis fell off), inguinal abscess and widespread metastasis,” Dr Garg added.

I love "developed penile auto-amputation" as a technical phrase for your penis falling off.

If you have signs of Dick Rot, please get that shit checked out.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136759 on: August 13, 2018, 08:52:29 am »

The embarrassment of going to the doctor over crotch issues is notably less than the embarrassment (among other, more pressing emotions) that comes from having your case of dick rot trumpeted over the news for clicks, methinks. Or belatedly finding out you have prostate/ovarian/etc. cancer or whatev'.

Sadly, part of growing older, assuming you can afford the testing et al involved, is getting over any hangups you might have over embarrassment, weakness, or personal dignity vis a vis a doctor :-\
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136760 on: August 13, 2018, 09:07:19 am »

As cliche as it is, people always just hope/think it won’t happen to them.

Then they act all surprised when it does happen.
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« Reply #136761 on: August 13, 2018, 09:32:13 am »

I have several ailments I should really check out but haven't. Including my birthmark that has twice scabbed over and fallen off. It happened to another mark this year too.
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« Reply #136762 on: August 13, 2018, 09:46:45 am »

This conversation triggers me, but it is constructive triggering. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136763 on: August 13, 2018, 12:55:49 pm »

Boss decided to paint the walls and ceiling of the liquor store black. Its hideous. We should have tried to stop him.
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« Reply #136764 on: August 13, 2018, 01:13:36 pm »

Not sure why every store has their air conditioners on full blast. It's only 73°F now, and raining so hard that I couldn't be more wet if I were underwater.

If you have signs of Dick Rot, please get that shit checked out.

"Dick Rot" actually sounds like a good name for a character.

Boss decided to paint the walls and ceiling of the liquor store black. Its hideous. We should have tried to stop him.

Did he see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136765 on: August 13, 2018, 01:15:14 pm »

Is the door crimson?

That should be rectified immediately.
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« Reply #136766 on: August 13, 2018, 01:19:36 pm »

People practicing their Crutch-walker skills for when a forbidden beast attacks?

Also, I found a way people  could help me without doing much from their part and without much effort but I'm afraid people (mostly you guys, you are people right?) will think badly from it.
Post away. Some guys offered to help a while back but you weren’t in a position to accept it, so i don’t think people will have any ill will. Worse case scenario, nothing comes of it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136767 on: August 13, 2018, 01:29:28 pm »

People practicing their Crutch-walker skills for when a forbidden beast attacks?

Also, I found a way people  could help me without doing much from their part and without much effort but I'm afraid people (mostly you guys, you are people right?) will think badly from it.

I think badly enough as it us, I don't need you making me dumber.

(This is a joke.)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136768 on: August 13, 2018, 02:26:43 pm »

Not sure why every store has their air conditioners on full blast. It's only 73°F now, and raining so hard that I couldn't be more wet if I were underwater.
I'm so incredibly jealous of you.  Its been 80+ with 70+% humidity here and my job has been *barely* running the AC.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #136769 on: August 13, 2018, 02:46:37 pm »

Crusher was, like, at least 75% male

That makes Picard 75% gay, though, so then he becomes the first gay captain of Star Trek ;)
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Star Trek was a mid-1960s TV show. The notion of a white man being forced to kiss a black woman was almost too scandalous to show - nobody would have even considered a gay main character.
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