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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137610 on: September 09, 2018, 10:47:27 am »

Dear gods, what the hell have they done to Reddit?!
This is like, Facebook levels of redesign fail.

There's an option at the bottom of the Preferences tab that you can uncheck to make the old version your default.
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« Reply #137611 on: September 09, 2018, 02:03:42 pm »

... of all the places I expected to find the old pair of crutches these people were looking for, "In a small tree" was not among them. Apparently they'd been sitting on something long enough for greenery to grow over them.

Why they were sitting out in open air as opposed to basically anywhere else, to the point that they ended up as something's impromptu trellis, I don't know.
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« Reply #137612 on: September 09, 2018, 03:29:21 pm »

Frumple, are you grinding fetch quests again?   
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« Reply #137613 on: September 09, 2018, 04:11:25 pm »

So, apparently the world record Any% speedrun for Salt and Sanctuary, a game I spent over 30 hours on during my first playthrough, is clocked in at... A little under 4 and a half minutes.

I mean, I know it's Any%, but... Fucking hell.

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« Reply #137614 on: September 09, 2018, 04:16:30 pm »

Thatís some major sequence breaking for sure.
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« Reply #137615 on: September 09, 2018, 04:25:00 pm »

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« Reply #137616 on: September 09, 2018, 04:45:42 pm »

Frumple, are you grinding fetch quests again?   
No, no... those days are far behind me.

Unfortunately, cheat engine does not work on reality so my normal response to that nonsense isn't as applicable offline :-\
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« Reply #137617 on: September 09, 2018, 04:47:13 pm »

So, apparently the world record Any% speedrun for Salt and Sanctuary, a game I spent over 30 hours on during my first playthrough, is clocked in at... A little under 4 and a half minutes.

I mean, I know it's Any%, but... Fucking hell.
How's that even possible? Just walking to the first boss takes like half of that time.
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« Reply #137618 on: September 09, 2018, 04:57:04 pm »

Presumably glitches, like how Pokemon Red takes less than two minutes.
There's a reason that "glitchless", or even just no-warping, are popular variants for a lot of speedrunning heh.

Oblivion is also pretty fast since you can out-of-bounds in the tutorial section and arrive at the end "fight", where you don't actually fight.

The first speedrun I saw was Morrowind done in less than half an hour with no warp-glitches, just scrolls of icarian flight and exploiting the lack of caps on alchemy potions.
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« Reply #137619 on: September 09, 2018, 05:04:31 pm »

How's that even possible? Just walking to the first boss takes like half of that time.
Did you know you can cross the entire sanctuary room in two jumps? It's apparently a thing.

...also the 4-5 minute run I'm watching now's first boss is the queen of smiles, killed at the third minute. Then there's an impressive drop, arrival at the far beach, and... sword nosed llamas...? For the win. Literally for the win. Sword nosed llamas for the win.

E: Y'know, I just noticed how suggestive ringing your bell while being impaled by a llama is. Especially with it ending up with you naked, vision mostly white, and swimming in what appears to be clouds. How a game ending glitch can be this innuendo laden I'm not quite sure of.
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« Reply #137620 on: September 09, 2018, 05:23:55 pm »

So, apparently the world record Any% speedrun for Salt and Sanctuary, a game I spent over 30 hours on during my first playthrough, is clocked in at... A little under 4 and a half minutes.

I mean, I know it's Any%, but... Fucking hell.
How's that even possible? Just walking to the first boss takes like half of that time.
Long-jumping covers most of your horizontal movement needs. After that we have bell cancelling out of fatal drops, one instance of apparently just phasing through a wall into a different area, using the ferryman WAY ahead of time and then through even more bell-drops getting plopped into the middle of the Pitchwoods a few moments after killing the Queen of Smiles.

Then he ran over, irritated a spindlebeast, kited it a couple screens to the right (apparently you can outrun the fuckers when you're naked?), and then used the bell while getting impaled. Somehow this respawns you directly into the ending cutscene.


A game based entirely around killing things, and he kills a grand total of 1 or 2 things during the whole run.

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« Reply #137621 on: September 09, 2018, 05:42:48 pm »

You used to be able to speedrun Two Worlds in about 2 minutes. Early versions let you trick the final boss, who stands outside the starter village for an early quest where you talk to him, into fighting the really hard to kill villagers and they would kill him and trigger the ending of the game. They eventually patched him to be immortal at that stage of the game.
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« Reply #137622 on: September 09, 2018, 05:44:32 pm »

Two Worlds was a lot of fun.  Shame it was silly in so many ways.  Necromancy was crap, meteors fell from the sky and did 600 damage, etc.


They made a sequel that is worth a go if you like the genre.  Tip:  summoning OP, mostly. So is multi-shot.
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« Reply #137623 on: September 09, 2018, 05:46:32 pm »

Why are you named Bring Stabity, random gundam creature. Why.
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« Reply #137624 on: September 09, 2018, 05:54:30 pm »

 Bring Stabbity or Bring Stability? Iíd suspect a bad translation or the translation was a bit too literal.
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