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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12998325 times)

Il Palazzo

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137955 on: September 14, 2018, 07:30:33 am »

I've become a coffee snob, send help. I had a mug of filter coffee from a café and found myself criticising the blend instead of just enjoying the coffee. ;_;
Where do you need the help sent to, how much do you need, and what blend?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137956 on: September 14, 2018, 07:35:42 am »

I've become a coffee snob, send help. I had a mug of filter coffee from a café and found myself criticising the blend instead of just enjoying the coffee. ;_;
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I've become a coffee snob, send help. I had a mug of filter coffee from a café and found myself criticising the blend instead of just enjoying the coffee. ;_;
Y'know, this makes me wonder if you could make a people-muzzle that locks up on detecting the smell of coffee. Probably not the help you're looking for but it'd stop you from drinking coffee.

I'm sure there are people for whom this sounds like a good idea, but it strikes fear into my heart.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137957 on: September 14, 2018, 08:53:54 am »

I also sometimes reuse the bag for a second cup...

We move further from god's light every day.

It's become a habit for me to reuse my bag two or three times per bag every evening
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137958 on: September 14, 2018, 09:03:09 am »

I also sometimes reuse the bag for a second cup...

We move further from god's light every day.

It's become a habit for me to reuse my bag two or three times per bag every evening

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137959 on: September 14, 2018, 10:16:58 am »

I don't drink tea or coffee.
...Not even mushroom tea? :P   

Oh no. I'm a fucking boss motherfucker. I eat magic shrooms straight. Maybe with saltines or cheez-its and water but usually straight. They just taste like straw, idk why everyone acts like they're so bad.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137960 on: September 14, 2018, 10:23:12 am »

I don't particularly enjoy mundane mushrooms straight so hey.
I'll usually only eat them if I'm trying to seem like a fun guy,
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137961 on: September 14, 2018, 10:35:12 am »

There isn't mushroom in here for those puns
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137962 on: September 14, 2018, 10:38:35 am »

However, small brown mushrooms soaked in lemon juice and black pepper before sautéing... Now that's something.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137963 on: September 14, 2018, 10:40:16 am »

and in more news of things I don't partake of - mushrooms. They are slimy or fibrous, awful-tasting or tasteless.  In any sense, they are not tasty.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137964 on: September 14, 2018, 10:44:46 am »

I concur. Mushrooms should only be forced on dorfs. Theyre just aweful.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137965 on: September 14, 2018, 10:54:27 am »

> Not dreaming about mushroom wines and snacking on baby bellas
The fibrous alien texture is what makes it fun!
also they're shaped like dongs lol

vegemite/marmite are yeast extractives with glutamate receptor triggering compounds that have strong umami flavor profiles. They might be tricky because they tend to be a bit too salty. But a little goes a long way.
I always loved brewer's yeast in stews, basically the same thing I guess.  I wish I had some for this three-bean "chili" I threw together last night.

Instead I just have a massive open can of pickled jalapenos, some spinach tortillas, and some cheese~
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137966 on: September 14, 2018, 10:56:37 am »

I don't drink tea or coffee.
...Not even mushroom tea? :P   

Oh no. I'm a fucking boss motherfucker. I eat magic shrooms straight. Maybe with saltines or cheez-its and water but usually straight. They just taste like straw, idk why everyone acts like they're so bad.
Hahaha. :))
I've never eaten them raw. Kinda wish I'd done that instead of haplessly gulping down the pulpy, ultra-potent goop left at the bottom of a jar when it was offered to me... RIP.


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« Reply #137967 on: September 14, 2018, 11:39:40 am »

Y'know the idyllic concept of a love between two people, where one person doesn't like pickles and the other person will eat the excess pickles?

Yeah, that doesn't happen. You just order everything to be explicitly without pickles because the one person doesn't want them. Same goes for mushrooms. And fish. Basically any kind of seaweed/seafood. Dark chocolate. Olives. Corn. Beer.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137968 on: September 14, 2018, 11:42:15 am »

Or you shouldn't stay in a toxic relationship, Kagus
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #137969 on: September 14, 2018, 11:43:29 am »

Scriver means toxic, as in 'lacking essential health foods such as kale, mushrooms, onions, fish, or dark chocolate'.
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