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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12998743 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139395 on: October 27, 2018, 03:30:03 pm »

the trouble with defining soy as 'tasting like almond' is that almond itself is used in cheap artificial flavorings.  As a flavor.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139396 on: October 27, 2018, 03:42:17 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139397 on: October 27, 2018, 03:46:43 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139398 on: October 27, 2018, 03:51:32 pm »

I like chocolate soy or almond milk as it's own drink. Using soy milk as a milk substitute is madness, though.
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« Reply #139399 on: October 27, 2018, 06:37:01 pm »

If you cook your tofu right it tastes like chicken. Or you can marinate it and get it to taste however tf you want, but I like the taste of it plain anyway.

Soy milk... is not my favourite kind of milk. Primarily because in hot beverage, depending on the brand, it can taste pretty damn realistic and I start getting paranoid as to whether the person that made this drink did a face-heel turn and snuck actual cow excretions into my beverage. xD     

I generally prefer rice or oat milk, taste-wise, though. Almond milk can be real nice, but then some brands are absolutely foul.
For the most part I just buy whatever's on special at the supermarket, as long as it's not a brand I remember being real nasty.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139400 on: October 27, 2018, 07:33:04 pm »

Cherries. Especially artificial cherry flavoring. It legitimately makes me feel nauseous. The problem is cherry flavoring is snuck into all sorts of fruity candies and beverages.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139401 on: October 27, 2018, 07:39:37 pm »

Ain’t life a bowl of aritificial cherry flavouring.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139402 on: October 27, 2018, 07:56:18 pm »

Only if its gluten free soy cherry artificial flavoring.  Made with organic, free-range almonds. That were fed paleo-friendly nutrients.  Without any antibiotics or chlorinates.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139403 on: October 27, 2018, 08:51:36 pm »

Oh jeez, the anti-GMO groups in Russia are both meticulous and retarded. They slapped a "GMO-free" sticker onto bottled water.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139404 on: October 27, 2018, 08:54:58 pm »

I mean... some companies do put some pretty nasty additives into bottled water. I don't think you can really GM it, though.
That is pretty friggin' dumb. Sounds like the way certain dietary requirements have regulatory bodies over here, who extort restaurants and food companies for fees before they officially stamp their product as being okay for the diet in question, even when said food/drink item has nothing to do with their prohibited substances anyway.
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« Reply #139405 on: October 27, 2018, 09:15:23 pm »

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« Reply #139406 on: October 27, 2018, 09:24:32 pm »

Currently trying to decide if this tasteful edit I made of someone's profile picture into the NPC meme is going to be taken as a joke, as intended, or if they will actually get offended in the extreme and rain self-righteous hellfire upon my head. Hmmmm.
Perhaps I had better drink a can of Monster to help me think it over before submitting.

I phrased the accompanying comment in the tone of light-hearted ribbing, and as the "target" is Australian one would expect them to understand and see the funny side, but who even knows any more? This person did become a target for my mockery by claiming how offensive a certain long-running cartoon is, after all. One can hardly expect a sane or rational response from such a person... but then I share at least one mutual friend with them who tends to be far more offensive than I. I am, in a word, confused.   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139407 on: October 27, 2018, 09:25:18 pm »

Post it.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139408 on: October 27, 2018, 09:26:14 pm »

Nothing involving, connected with, or adjacent to the NPC meme is ever tasteful. It is an abomination and is used only by horrible people.
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« Reply #139409 on: October 27, 2018, 09:39:37 pm »

It's funny because literally all human beings are NPCs and it makes no sense to call someone an NPC.
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