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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5703208 times)

Rolan7

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144345 on: April 24, 2019, 06:21:30 am »

You want to learn humility, go look at a mountain. Human individuals don't get old before dying.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144346 on: April 24, 2019, 12:24:03 pm »

When I was at a medical facility for a visit to a psychiatrist, there was a man slav squatting near the window/end of a corridor. I almost giggled, because I had a conversation about gopnik culture/memes on the Discord once.
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« Reply #144347 on: April 24, 2019, 12:42:30 pm »

I'mma just leave this here. That trivia section, too.
« Last Edit: April 24, 2019, 12:44:01 pm by Mephisto »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144348 on: April 24, 2019, 12:55:50 pm »

I didn't say that mountains are old, just that looking at one might instil something approaching the proper level of humility. ;P

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144349 on: April 24, 2019, 01:31:24 pm »

I have contamination and mutants in my brain
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144350 on: April 24, 2019, 02:00:10 pm »

I didn't say that mountains are old, just that looking at one might instil something approaching the proper level of humility. ;P

Carried out by coal companies in the US, because of course it is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144351 on: April 24, 2019, 02:08:36 pm »

I didn't say that mountains are old, just that looking at one might instil something approaching the proper level of humility. ;P

Carried out by coal companies in the US, because of course it is.

Literally justified by the argument "This results in profit".

EDIT: It DOES say that they are required to basically put the mountaintop back when they're done. I'm sure that goes without a hitch ecologically. /sarcasm
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144352 on: April 24, 2019, 02:13:17 pm »

isnt blowing up rocks by coal seams how silent hill started?
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« Reply #144353 on: April 24, 2019, 02:17:54 pm »

I just had to get my password for a mandatory (but almost entirely useless, due to complexity and non-terrible alternatives) in-house (but in the house of another financially separate) billing database reset at work. ~1 hour, partly because I called the wrong help desk, partly because only some of the password requirements are publicly documented, and only some of those are correct (it lists needed 3 of the 4: uppercase, lowercase, symbol, and number. I experimentally determined that the one not required is lowercase, the other 3 are always required).

Then I had to reset all Internet Exploder (because of course such a great program can only function in IE) settings before it would accept my new password, which requires restarting my work computer (>10 minute process sometimes).

Also, I have to be at work an hour late, because my apartment's janky wiring means my alarm clock gets reset randomly ~12 times/year, and power is frequently out long enough that a battery won't keep the time. At least I got to sleep in, and have a fridge full of beer waiting at home.

isnt blowing up rocks by coal seams how silent hill started?

Not quite, they dug underground and built over it, instead of just making a big hole. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia_mine_fire
So about 4.5 hours of productive time lost, because I've used up my daily allotment of give a shit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144354 on: April 24, 2019, 02:46:13 pm »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!
Yeah... if the bears come any closer than that, say to within a closed pantry with no one inside to observe, then they get shooed away by the Faceless Old Woman that Secretly Lives in Your Home.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144355 on: April 24, 2019, 04:37:48 pm »

I have contamination and mutants in my brain

Just another parasite.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144356 on: April 24, 2019, 05:38:59 pm »

He's got parasites... in his tubes! Riddled with them.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144357 on: April 24, 2019, 06:24:58 pm »

https://youtu.be/KHoOrFdgYR8?t=271

This is not really a WTF, I just want to share this video with people.

Spoiler: my favorite lines (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: April 24, 2019, 07:03:09 pm by pikachu17 »
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« Reply #144358 on: April 24, 2019, 06:44:27 pm »

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"I got a knife. A knife, you're closer to your victims. It's more personal."

"I hit a woman for the first time in my life... And I'm having fun!"

I want to remind people that missionaries would show 60s quality movies to tribals and 3rd world parties and they acted like the movie was real.  Like, whatever was shown was fact, it had just happened.  Right there, on the tv.  The one that's right there, in front of them.  We just saw this happen, how can you say it didnt?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144359 on: April 25, 2019, 12:01:06 am »

I have contamination and mutants in my brain

Just another parasite.
My dad used to say "SLAUGHTER. SLAUGHTER. SLAUGHTER". He's dead. I like that.
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