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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6983031 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144360 on: April 25, 2019, 05:37:41 am »

Six bedroom box, LUG and fireplace, 1kr

So... you're not interested?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144361 on: April 25, 2019, 07:45:30 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!

No, that's where the man-tigers with ripping hands live.

He just means that bears are sometimes found inside you right now! Luckily, they are afraid of skeletons.
Oh, good, I keep my skeleton on me at all times. I even armed my kids with them.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144362 on: April 25, 2019, 08:04:48 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!

No, that's where the man-tigers with ripping hands live.

He just means that bears are sometimes found inside you right now! Luckily, they are afraid of skeletons.
Oh, good, I keep my skeleton on me at all times. I even armed my kids with them.

But... actually I'm not even gonna say nothin' Max.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144363 on: April 25, 2019, 09:12:41 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!

No, that's where the man-tigers with ripping hands live.

He just means that bears are sometimes found inside you right now! Luckily, they are afraid of skeletons.
Oh, good, I keep my skeleton on me at all times..
huh. well I kept mine *in* me rather, but I  respect your usual practice even if I dont share it
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144364 on: April 25, 2019, 09:18:16 am »

Exoskeletons count. We don't discriminate against our insectoid friends.

Six bedroom box, LUG and fireplace, 1kr

So... you're not interested?
There's no dishwasher included, so no.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144365 on: April 25, 2019, 12:09:45 pm »

Exoskeletons count. We don't discriminate against our insectoid friends.

Six bedroom box, LUG and fireplace, 1kr

So... you're not interested?
There's no dishwasher included, so no.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144366 on: April 25, 2019, 12:11:44 pm »

Thats why shes not included, dah? 
You have to bring your own.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144367 on: April 25, 2019, 08:30:39 pm »

Its hard enough to find one these days might as well come with the house :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144368 on: April 25, 2019, 11:13:59 pm »

Wait that's what they're for? I must be defective then, I've never washed a dish in my whole life.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144369 on: April 25, 2019, 11:16:13 pm »

Is your warranty still valid? You should return yourself for repairs.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144370 on: April 25, 2019, 11:17:20 pm »

Nah, I'm pretty sure that dishwashing is the job of literally anyone except yourself. If you're married, this includes but is not limited to your spouse.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144371 on: April 25, 2019, 11:19:00 pm »

Is your warranty still valid? You should return yourself for repairs.
You have to ship them with extra postage, expect a temporary replacement in 1 week and the refurbished model in 8-10.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144372 on: April 26, 2019, 12:04:12 am »

It's Owlga's cakeday, manufacturer's warranty has probably run out already.
Does anyone have that cakeday anime girl image?

Also, I'm pretty sure if I crop this thread right we can all get nuked for misogyny, so that's cool.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144373 on: April 26, 2019, 12:13:10 am »

My post intentionally dodges any mention of gender. Would take some very creative cropping, is what I'm saying here.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144374 on: April 26, 2019, 01:00:05 am »

It's Owlga's cakeday, manufacturer's warranty has probably run out already.
Does anyone have that cakeday anime girl image?

Also, I'm pretty sure if I crop this thread right we can all get nuked for misogyny, so that's cool.

The image? Here it is:
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