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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6179745 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144360 on: April 25, 2019, 03:28:47 am »

I have contamination and mutants in my brain

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My dad used to say "SLAUGHTER. SLAUGHTER. SLAUGHTER". He's dead. I like that.

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« Reply #144361 on: April 25, 2019, 03:36:06 am »

I have contamination and mutants in my brain

Just another parasite.
My dad used to say "SLAUGHTER. SLAUGHTER. SLAUGHTER". He's dead. I like that.

Is that some obscure reference I'm not getting?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144362 on: April 25, 2019, 04:47:48 am »

Someone failed pretty severely when setting up an online listing for their rental property...


Listing created: 8:39 AM Today

Total area: 8m2 (just over 86 sqft)

Bedrooms: 6

Monthly rent: 1kr (about 12 cents)

Property type: Duplex

Move-in date: Two weeks ago

Additional features include parking and fireplace.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144363 on: April 25, 2019, 04:57:05 am »

Found out today that a particular minipet in an online game bothers some people because they see it as the needless suffering of an animal.

For those who don't know a minipet is a little small creature that follows around your character in online games.  They typically are not interact-able (outside of a few cosmetic commands in rare cases) and are purely decoration.  I typically don't use them, as I find them distracting, but I did find one I liked in a game I played.

The Krytan Floppy fish.  It's basically a fish, it flops around on the ground behind your character, doing things you would typically expect of a large bass out of water.  The game includes swimming, and when following you in water it swims normally.  I like it because it is just absurd enough, and my character essentially being a giant 10 foot tall cat would probably like having a portable food source.

I was told I was a bad person because even with it not being real it glorifies the suffering of a living creature and I should not use it.  They were legit mad at me.

WTF people,
1) it's a fish. It is not intelligent even by animal standards. 
2) From what I can understand of it's backstory it's magically enhanced to be able to survive out of water, it just has no limbs thus it has to flop around to move.
3) The lake it is from in canon is no longer a lake due to plot reasons, and it would have airdrowned if it wasn't made into a minipet.
4) There is no leash or anything on any of these minipets so they can be implied that they are following the character willingly.
5) this is a game where there are special death animations by killing things with elemental damage like burning or electrocution.  This includes helpless ambient critters like bunnies.
And finally 6) It's a game none of this is real!


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@Kagus  So what you are telling me is that if I were to somehow go back in time 2 weeks I could live in a mansion for a little over a dollar a year?  At that price I could probably pay someone to translate the local language into English for me and still come out on top.

I assume you set your computer's calander back 2 weeks and applied for the place? :P

EDIT: The next post made me realize the square footage.  I only saw the number of bedrooms.  I would be a bad home buyer.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144364 on: April 25, 2019, 05:00:24 am »

Total area: 8m2 (just over 86 sqft)

Bedrooms: 6
What is this, a house for ants?
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« Reply #144365 on: April 25, 2019, 05:37:41 am »

Six bedroom box, LUG and fireplace, 1kr

So... you're not interested?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144366 on: April 25, 2019, 07:45:30 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!

No, that's where the man-tigers with ripping hands live.

He just means that bears are sometimes found inside you right now! Luckily, they are afraid of skeletons.
Oh, good, I keep my skeleton on me at all times. I even armed my kids with them.
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« Reply #144367 on: April 25, 2019, 08:04:48 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!

No, that's where the man-tigers with ripping hands live.

He just means that bears are sometimes found inside you right now! Luckily, they are afraid of skeletons.
Oh, good, I keep my skeleton on me at all times. I even armed my kids with them.

But... actually I'm not even gonna say nothin' Max.
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« Reply #144368 on: April 25, 2019, 09:12:41 am »

I do not doubt that somewhere there are bears in the oft-thought-safe-but-actually-not inside too.

Are you saying there are bears hiding... somewhere in the nebulous gray area that is right in the middle of the door frame, where it is neither inside nor outside?!

No, that's where the man-tigers with ripping hands live.

He just means that bears are sometimes found inside you right now! Luckily, they are afraid of skeletons.
Oh, good, I keep my skeleton on me at all times..
huh. well I kept mine *in* me rather, but I  respect your usual practice even if I dont share it
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144369 on: April 25, 2019, 09:18:16 am »

Exoskeletons count. We don't discriminate against our insectoid friends.

Six bedroom box, LUG and fireplace, 1kr

So... you're not interested?
There's no dishwasher included, so no.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144370 on: April 25, 2019, 12:09:45 pm »

Exoskeletons count. We don't discriminate against our insectoid friends.

Six bedroom box, LUG and fireplace, 1kr

So... you're not interested?
There's no dishwasher included, so no.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144371 on: April 25, 2019, 12:11:44 pm »

Thats why shes not included, dah? 
You have to bring your own.
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« Reply #144372 on: April 25, 2019, 08:30:39 pm »

Its hard enough to find one these days might as well come with the house :P
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« Reply #144373 on: April 25, 2019, 11:13:59 pm »

Wait that's what they're for? I must be defective then, I've never washed a dish in my whole life.
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« Reply #144374 on: April 25, 2019, 11:16:13 pm »

Is your warranty still valid? You should return yourself for repairs.
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