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[Egan_BW]

Nah, I'm pretty sure that dishwashing is the job of literally anyone except yourself. If you're married, this includes but is not limited to your spouse.

[pisskop]

Is your warranty still valid? You should return yourself for repairs.

You have to ship them with extra postage, expect a temporary replacement in 1 week and the refurbished model in 8-10.

[Magistrum]

It's Owlga's cakeday, manufacturer's warranty has probably run out already.
Does anyone have that cakeday anime girl image?

Also, I'm pretty sure if I crop this thread right we can all get nuked for misogyny, so that's cool.

[Egan_BW]

My post intentionally dodges any mention of gender. Would take some very creative cropping, is what I'm saying here.

[Naxza]

It's Owlga's cakeday, manufacturer's warranty has probably run out already.
Does anyone have that cakeday anime girl image?

Also, I'm pretty sure if I crop this thread right we can all get nuked for misogyny, so that's cool.

The image? Here it is:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Speedwagon is best girl.

[Imic]

Praise be to the prismatic SpeedWagon^TM

[scriver]

Happy Birthcakeday, Owlga!

[ChairmanPoo]

Is your warranty still valid? You should return yourself for repairs.

warranty is void if seal is broken

[wierd]

Is your warranty still valid? You should return yourself for repairs.

warranty is void if seal is broken

Which is an illegal requirement, at least in the US.

[ChairmanPoo]

[wierd]

What are you doing clubbing seals in the first place, Poo!?

[ChairmanPoo]

We must do evil for evil's sake, regardless of its futility!

[methylatedspirit]

If money is the root of all evil, then money is proportional to evil. Therefore, we must do evil, because it makes money.

[wierd]

So, I had a stupid thought earlier.

"I wonder if you could put hard candy into a cotton candy machine..."  So I googled it.

Turns out-- There's a machine that does that already.

THEN, I read the QA section-- "Can I put cough drops in?"

Then I considered the absurdity of putting the maximum strength "Cool Intense" halls in there...  Jesus H Christ.

[Eric Blank]

Remember; evil for evil's sake, even if it is futile. Or absurd.

Become the disney movie villain you were always meant to be. Pass out coughdrop flavored candy to little children. Laugh hysterically in your most evil way, as children everywhere STOP FUCKING COUGHING AND SPREADING THEIR GROSS ASS GERMS AROUND.