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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13146263 times)

Mephisto

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143700 on: March 19, 2019, 12:38:22 pm »

Watching Google's GDC gaming announcement.

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It claims to be highly performant. Yet the Stadia controller connects to your wifi and sends your inputs to Google for processing. The Stadia server could be amazing but, unless they're doing some amazing predictive magic (which, by the by, Linus Tech Tips has a pretty good video on), I imagine the input/response delays will be intense.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143701 on: March 19, 2019, 12:45:53 pm »

I can't see how it would be pleasant to play or profitable for google.  Hardware isn't exactly cheap, and game developers are always going to want their cut.  I'd bet this goes the same way as OnLive did.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143702 on: March 19, 2019, 12:55:37 pm »

Good riddance, too. Streaming becoming a common thing is terrible for anyone who would like to be able to actually own games.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143703 on: March 19, 2019, 12:57:47 pm »

Gaming of the future!

...or until servers go offline
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« Reply #143704 on: March 19, 2019, 01:04:50 pm »

inb4 "that's basically Steam, Origin, Uplay, Epic, and all other launchers but GOG"
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« Reply #143705 on: March 19, 2019, 01:18:41 pm »

yar har deedle dee dee
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143706 on: March 19, 2019, 01:36:05 pm »

I can see two possible outcomes from this:

Google sets a new standard and ushers in a paradigm shift in how people play games.
or
The endeavor flops and is quietly added to the Google pile of misadventures
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143707 on: March 19, 2019, 01:59:33 pm »

I can see two possible outcomes from this:

Google sets a new standard and ushers in a paradigm shift in how people play games.
or
The endeavor flops and is quietly added to the Google pile of misadventures

Only time will tell...

Time is money, by the way.

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« Reply #143708 on: March 19, 2019, 07:30:05 pm »

Seriously.  This sounds like they need to start putting hidden body cams inside the damn buttons or badges, so that there is no convenient "oops! I dunno sarge, it must have shut itself off!" bullshit like this.  I get how these things can malfunction-- as a former IT guy, I TOTALLY understand how they can and will fail. (defective batteries, wires get broken from moving around)  So, instead we need redundancy.  Lots of redundancy.  With units the police do not know about, and must never know about.

You’re forgetting that currently, police already have the ability to turn the body cams off and on at will, and frequently ask each other to turn them off with no attempt to hide said request.

Perhaps make that illegal first, and then start stuffing redundant body cams everywhere?
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« Reply #143709 on: March 19, 2019, 07:40:18 pm »

Make AI-controlled camera drones which follow cops around everywhere.

And everyone else, just to be safe.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143710 on: March 19, 2019, 07:42:12 pm »

I'm fairly sure the DMSO theory in this case https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gloria_Ramirez

Is poopycock
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143711 on: March 19, 2019, 08:28:37 pm »

I'm fairly sure the DMSO theory in this case https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Gloria_Ramirez

Is poopycock
... so is that misspelling intentional, or...?
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« Reply #143712 on: March 19, 2019, 09:06:25 pm »

... so is that misspelling intentional, or...?
Are you asking Chairman Poo that?
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« Reply #143713 on: March 19, 2019, 09:16:45 pm »

He’s a haemotologist (or so he says) so spelling isn’t a strong point.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #143714 on: March 20, 2019, 01:07:32 am »

The first time I can remember this bus ever being more-or-less on time, and it's when I myself am three minutes late. >.<
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