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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5982240 times)

Egan_BW

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144375 on: April 25, 2019, 11:17:20 pm »

Nah, I'm pretty sure that dishwashing is the job of literally anyone except yourself. If you're married, this includes but is not limited to your spouse.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144376 on: April 25, 2019, 11:19:00 pm »

Is your warranty still valid? You should return yourself for repairs.
You have to ship them with extra postage, expect a temporary replacement in 1 week and the refurbished model in 8-10.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144377 on: April 26, 2019, 12:04:12 am »

It's Owlga's cakeday, manufacturer's warranty has probably run out already.
Does anyone have that cakeday anime girl image?

Also, I'm pretty sure if I crop this thread right we can all get nuked for misogyny, so that's cool.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144378 on: April 26, 2019, 12:13:10 am »

My post intentionally dodges any mention of gender. Would take some very creative cropping, is what I'm saying here.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144379 on: April 26, 2019, 01:00:05 am »

It's Owlga's cakeday, manufacturer's warranty has probably run out already.
Does anyone have that cakeday anime girl image?

Also, I'm pretty sure if I crop this thread right we can all get nuked for misogyny, so that's cool.

The image? Here it is:
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144380 on: April 26, 2019, 03:18:18 am »

Praise be to the prismatic SpeedWagonTM
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144381 on: April 26, 2019, 03:30:07 am »

Happy Birthcakeday, Owlga!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144382 on: April 26, 2019, 03:42:29 am »

Is your warranty still valid? You should return yourself for repairs.
warranty is void if seal is broken
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144383 on: April 26, 2019, 03:43:45 am »

Is your warranty still valid? You should return yourself for repairs.
warranty is void if seal is broken

Which is an illegal requirement, at least in the US.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144384 on: April 26, 2019, 03:45:25 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144385 on: April 26, 2019, 03:46:17 am »

What are you doing clubbing seals in the first place, Poo!?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144386 on: April 26, 2019, 03:56:07 am »

We must do evil for evil's sake, regardless of its futility!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144387 on: April 26, 2019, 04:07:43 am »

If money is the root of all evil, then money is proportional to evil. Therefore, we must do evil, because it makes money.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144388 on: April 26, 2019, 04:11:06 am »

So, I had a stupid thought earlier.

"I wonder if you could put hard candy into a cotton candy machine..."  So I googled it.

Turns out-- There's a machine that does that already.

THEN, I read the QA section-- "Can I put cough drops in?"

Then I considered the absurdity of putting the maximum strength "Cool Intense" halls in there...  Jesus H Christ.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144389 on: April 26, 2019, 09:52:11 am »

Remember; evil for evil's sake, even if it is futile. Or absurd.

Become the disney movie villain you were always meant to be. Pass out coughdrop flavored candy to little children. Laugh hysterically in your most evil way, as children everywhere STOP FUCKING COUGHING AND SPREADING THEIR GROSS ASS GERMS AROUND.
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