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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13002904 times)

Dunamisdeos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144450 on: April 23, 2019, 07:39:20 pm »

Me and my wife used to have that problem on account of me being a relative giant and she being noticeably under 5 feet tall.

Luckily we both have the proper sense of humor to laugh when that happened.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144451 on: April 23, 2019, 07:42:52 pm »

But your lawn is the philosophical elixir from which we all sup; without it, our lives are devoid of meaning.
"The Tragedy of the Commons" == "Get off my lawn!  Here's why"
Back in my day, we had to work to be told to get off lawns! Kids these days, they expect to just stand on a lawn and be told to get off of it!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144452 on: April 23, 2019, 07:45:04 pm »

But your lawn is the philosophical elixir from which we all sup; without it, our lives are devoid of meaning.
"The Tragedy of the Commons" == "Get off my lawn!  Here's why"
Back in my day, we had to work to be told to get off lawns! Kids these days, they expect to just stand on a lawn and be told to get off of it!

Me grand-dad used to say he walked to school in 5 feet of snow uphill both ways with no feet. Quote.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144453 on: April 23, 2019, 07:54:57 pm »

Funny, my grand-dad used to tell me that he frequently harvested the feet of children walking to school in snow.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144454 on: April 23, 2019, 08:23:06 pm »

had reason to ask one of my coworkers if we have erotic fiction stickers for the books

we don't, no

lady chatterley's lover had to make due with just "classic" warned boss people about this but get it anyway they tells me, ah well, probably not the worst smut on the shelves
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144455 on: April 23, 2019, 08:27:45 pm »

'classic smut'  brings other images to mind.  I think of poorly rendered and unshaven bitties.


In the time  before time, people had no use for razors.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144456 on: April 23, 2019, 10:06:36 pm »

I actually turn 22 in a few days.

Number one, that's terror. Number two, that's terror.

I turn 22 in a few weeks, which makes you roughly the same age as me. For some reason this is surprising to me.
squad 22?
How do the cool kids do it nowadays? I was never a cool kid, I might need some guidance here.
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Egan_BW

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144457 on: April 23, 2019, 10:09:04 pm »

Being cool is lame, let's avoid that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144458 on: April 24, 2019, 12:05:59 am »

2nty9ine here. God I feel old. I now understand why old dogs crawl into dark spaces to die alone
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144459 on: April 24, 2019, 12:12:55 am »

I actually turn 22 in a few days.

Number one, that's terror. Number two, that's terror.

I turn 22 in a few weeks, which makes you roughly the same age as me. For some reason this is surprising to me.
squad 22?
How do the cool kids do it nowadays? I was never a cool kid, I might need some guidance here.
Do squaddies get free weapons?
But sorry, I am too warm blooded to help you with beeing cool.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144460 on: April 24, 2019, 12:41:18 am »

2nty9ine here. God I feel old. I now understand why old dogs crawl into dark spaces to die alone
Get on my level, scrub.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144461 on: April 24, 2019, 01:33:02 am »

Better watch it, or one of our over sixty crowd will drop in to teach us children humility.

Also: *Glowers with slightly older man eyes*
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144462 on: April 24, 2019, 01:35:04 am »

You want to learn humility, go look at a mountain. Human individuals don't get old before dying.
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« Reply #144463 on: April 24, 2019, 02:12:57 am »

You want to learn humility, go look at a mountain. Human individuals don't get old before dying.

Something something "you think that's old" something something photons.
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« Reply #144464 on: April 24, 2019, 02:31:29 am »

I didn't say that mountains are old, just that looking at one might instil something approaching the proper level of humility. ;P
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