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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5796476 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145155 on: May 28, 2019, 09:19:42 am »

I've agreed with the gal I caught feelings for that we'll talk tomorrow at five in the afternoon, in the open seating/grilling/picnic area next to my building. This is a conversation to try and clear the air, and also for me to try and see if there's any point in actually trying to redeem the friendship we once had (her behavior the past couple months has been... Not exemplary).

After going to the fountain house today (where I learned that a friend of a friend also happens to be registered at the same place...), I stopped by a grocery store to pick up some snacks and non-alcoholic beers to serve as refreshments while we're sitting out there, and when picking this all out I felt someone poke my back.

I turn around, and there she is! Back from her post-graduation week in Finland! Along with a mutual acquaintance who, ah... Well, let's just say that while it's not guaranteed that they've slept together, there's some peculiar circumstantial evidence that would indicate such an affair. Nothing 100%, but all things considered it's not outside of the realm of possibility. So that's nice.


I'm gonna go sit in a corner for a couple hours before I get dragged outside for a workout with a friend.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145156 on: May 28, 2019, 12:46:18 pm »

First: FFXIV has 15-16 million subscribers, depending on whose metrics you check with.

Second: The release for new skills and abilities for the upcoming expansion is WTF amazeballs.
Hey, if there's a benefit for referral and you play, wanna refer me? I've been meaning to dip my toes into the game for a long while. I even have a 12-macro mouse to use!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145157 on: May 28, 2019, 12:47:54 pm »

Why is the food thread locked o.O
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145158 on: May 28, 2019, 01:00:57 pm »

First: FFXIV has 15-16 million subscribers, depending on whose metrics you check with.

Second: The release for new skills and abilities for the upcoming expansion is WTF amazeballs.
Hey, if there's a benefit for referral and you play, wanna refer me? I've been meaning to dip my toes into the game for a long while. I even have a 12-macro mouse to use!

100% percent, yes. There definitely is. Can even get you into our FC (guild/clan). We're rad AF and super friendly to new folks. I'll send a PM.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145159 on: May 28, 2019, 01:02:34 pm »

Hooray! Payday is Friday so I'll be able to get set up all nice and proper later that weekend/Monday!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145160 on: May 28, 2019, 01:07:43 pm »

Hooray! Payday is Friday so I'll be able to get set up all nice and proper later that weekend/Monday!

Woop woop! I believe there's a campaign going where you get free previous expansions if you get the upcoming one.
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« Reply #145161 on: May 28, 2019, 01:17:13 pm »

@Kagus: wait, I'm not sure I follow, the person who poked you was the same gal you were talking about having caught feelings for? Or a different "she" who just returned from Finland?

(I was gonna say "from overseas" but then I realised you're on the same continent and probably share a border or some shit, damn you Europeans are crazy)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145162 on: May 28, 2019, 01:18:56 pm »

They don't teach you this in school, but the fact is, all Europeans are literally joined at the hip.
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« Reply #145163 on: May 28, 2019, 01:21:12 pm »

Why is the food thread locked o.O

Damn. I liked that one. I hope it's not because of the short seitan tangent (seitangent?).
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« Reply #145164 on: May 28, 2019, 01:46:57 pm »

A food-related tangent to a food thread probably isn't enough to get it locked, but neither should egg sandwiches (the last post). Did a bunch of stuff get deleted before it was locked?

Did they mean lock a different thread instead?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145165 on: May 28, 2019, 01:47:45 pm »

Why is the food thread locked o.O
The go-to answer is "blame the OP"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145166 on: May 28, 2019, 02:52:30 pm »

Why is the food thread locked o.O
Seitanism.

@Kagus: wait, I'm not sure I follow, the person who poked you was the same gal you were talking about having caught feelings for? Or a different "she" who just returned from Finland?

(I was gonna say "from overseas" but then I realised you're on the same continent and probably share a border or some shit, damn you Europeans are crazy)
Yeah. She, the girl I'm set to have the talk with tomorrow. She, the one who ghosted me for nearly three weeks because she couldn't handle me admitting I had feelings for her (even though I said that I knew nothing could come of it and that I just needed to spend some time apart to settle down. I was, among other things, still together with my ex at the time). She, the one who has been absolutely mortified at how she handled that situation, and said that she really wants to patch things up between us because she desperately doesn't want to lose me because of how good a friend I am.

She, the one who later forgot how sound works and had a conversation about how she "kinda wants to be in a relationship, kinda just wants to suck some dick" while I was sitting six feet away from her. She, the girl who came up behind me and did the ol' shoulder-poke switcharoo while she was shopping alongside Mr. "I proudly eat ass"; whom she has a "if we're not married when we're 30 let's hook up and have kids" agreement with and whose room she bunked in for a weekend while she was visiting him out on the coast. She, whose carnal relationship with her roommate/chauffeur (not Mr. Ass) I discovered when she made a comment on a Men's Humor post about what the best breakfast to have after morning sex is, and tagged him in it. She, the one who is currently upset with said roomie/driver/fuckbuddy because he's apparently catching feelings for her too and has been giving her the silent treatment whenever she "brings someone else home".


She, the girl who is making me extremely unhappy with myself because I absolutely detest slut-shaming and would love to live in a society that was more open and accepting of sex. But I guess feelings don't like to be reasoned with.

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« Reply #145167 on: May 28, 2019, 04:10:29 pm »

Why u like her tho
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145168 on: May 28, 2019, 05:44:41 pm »

Why u like her tho

She makes his groin feel funny.
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« Reply #145169 on: May 28, 2019, 09:32:37 pm »

Why u like her tho

She makes his groin feel funny.
I don't think Kagus would be this upset if it was just a physical thing. The internet generally has you covered as far as those needs are concerned.
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