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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12999184 times)

wierd

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144510 on: April 26, 2019, 03:46:17 am »

What are you doing clubbing seals in the first place, Poo!?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144511 on: April 26, 2019, 03:56:07 am »

We must do evil for evil's sake, regardless of its futility!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144512 on: April 26, 2019, 04:07:43 am »

If money is the root of all evil, then money is proportional to evil. Therefore, we must do evil, because it makes money.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144513 on: April 26, 2019, 04:11:06 am »

So, I had a stupid thought earlier.

"I wonder if you could put hard candy into a cotton candy machine..."  So I googled it.

Turns out-- There's a machine that does that already.

THEN, I read the QA section-- "Can I put cough drops in?"

Then I considered the absurdity of putting the maximum strength "Cool Intense" halls in there...  Jesus H Christ.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144514 on: April 26, 2019, 09:52:11 am »

Remember; evil for evil's sake, even if it is futile. Or absurd.

Become the disney movie villain you were always meant to be. Pass out coughdrop flavored candy to little children. Laugh hysterically in your most evil way, as children everywhere STOP FUCKING COUGHING AND SPREADING THEIR GROSS ASS GERMS AROUND.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144515 on: April 26, 2019, 10:47:24 am »

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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144516 on: April 26, 2019, 12:18:27 pm »

This just in, forumite Weird formulates new chemical weapon that literally detonates the human sinuses upon contact with tongue. More at 10.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144517 on: April 26, 2019, 12:24:29 pm »

Still less stupid than that water-flusher pump thing for your nose advertised on tv right now. God thats such a stupid product. But oh yeah, its totally all-natural and thus perfectly safe to use so you gotta buy it and cleanse your nose daily (with pressurized tap water) for that clean nose feeling!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144518 on: April 26, 2019, 12:26:15 pm »

I am from NJ and we try to put as little of the local water into our bodies as possible thank you very much.
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« Reply #144519 on: April 26, 2019, 01:09:53 pm »

I am from NJ and we try to put as little of the local water into our bodies as possible thank you very much.

I'm from the Midwest, and same, but probably for different reasons.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144520 on: April 26, 2019, 01:25:28 pm »

Still less stupid than that water-flusher pump thing for your nose advertised on tv right now. God thats such a stupid product. But oh yeah, its totally all-natural and thus perfectly safe to use so you gotta buy it and cleanse your nose daily (with pressurized tap water) for that clean nose feeling!
the whatever it is pot things? Something like nettle pot just... not that. I remember those strictly due to the noted risk of introducing brain eating bacteria to your insides.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144521 on: April 26, 2019, 01:44:39 pm »

Neti-pot
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144522 on: April 26, 2019, 01:58:21 pm »

Still less stupid than that water-flusher pump thing for your nose advertised on tv right now. God thats such a stupid product. But oh yeah, its totally all-natural and thus perfectly safe to use so you gotta buy it and cleanse your nose daily (with pressurized tap water) for that clean nose feeling!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144523 on: April 26, 2019, 02:16:28 pm »

I just try to keep things-that-are-not-for-respiration out of my airways, it's a good catch-all solution.

I have a mental list of things that do not qualify. Water is on there, and one above that is water from the tap in my hometown.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #144524 on: April 26, 2019, 04:09:57 pm »

Neti-pot was a life-saver for me.  My sinuses used to be so congested for years until I gave in and started using one.

Its perfectly safe as long as you replace it once in a while and use boiled/salted water like they generally recommend.  Just remember that people swim in lakes and get nasty lake-water up their nose all the time with no troubles 99.9% of the time. 
« Last Edit: April 26, 2019, 04:11:41 pm by Levi »
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