Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 9725 9726 [9727] 9728 9729 ... 10142

Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 7114607 times)

George_Chickens

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145890 on: July 13, 2019, 01:35:44 am »

In previous versions of DF you could make yourself fireproof with controlled fire exposure by melting the fat off your body

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=54174.0
It actually still kind of works. If you strip naked (so that nothing can light on fire or heat up too much) and melt all your fat off, you lose a lot of what fire can affect. The only problem is that you can still be turned to ash from heat that is too high.
Logged
Bay12: Where a discussion about a man's anus manage to be Lovecraftian.
you sir, deserve a medal. this is the dawn of a new age of child trauma.

wierd

  • Bay Watcher
  • I like to eat small children.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145891 on: July 13, 2019, 02:15:50 am »

The molten lava diet is not my idea of a fun time, even if it probably would work (just with lots of kidney and liver complications from all that fat entering the bloodstream in liquid form).

I will instead just kvetch about the heat and humidity, while sporting a rag on my head.
Logged

Ulfarr

  • Bay Watcher
  • Dabbling modder (v.Rusty), Dabbling Lunatic
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145892 on: July 13, 2019, 02:38:52 am »

I've had random strangers ask me to smile more, due to my autistic stone-facing.

Pull a Sheldon Cooper on them next time  :P :P

dragdeler

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cyber-Voodoo Aficionado
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145893 on: July 13, 2019, 03:51:40 am »

Either that, or they had a European architect design this building, because there is no goddamn AC in the main parts of the building, and it is 90+% humidity, and 80F+.

Pah, I'll have you know that the house I grew up in will remain cool as fonzy for all summer, thanks to it's allmost meter thick brick walls. To add insult to injury that house was build by peasants.
Logged
Words are just fancy onomatopoeias.

wierd

  • Bay Watcher
  • I like to eat small children.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145894 on: July 13, 2019, 05:46:53 am »

It must be post WW2 construction;  They were rebuilding from total devistation, and wanted to build something to fucking last, because they could not afford to have to redo it constantly, while everything else needed rebuilding too.
Logged

brewer bob

  • Bay Watcher
  • euphoric due to inebriation
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145895 on: July 13, 2019, 06:04:03 am »

Woke up early in the morning to my housemate's cat yelling loudly. I got up, was about to go the toilet and then check out what's all the fuss.

That's when I looked at the floor next to my bed and something was not as it should be. There was something extra on the floor. I rubbed the sleep from my eyes, squinted, and looked again in disbelief. The cat had apparently decided to serve me breakfast: there was a dead bird on the floor, what the hell? Now, my housemate's cat is an elderly indoor cat, so there was a mystery going on here. How the hell did the cat manage to catch a bird indoors?

Turned out someone had left the kitchen window slightly ajar, and most likely the cat had been lurking there, breathing some fresh air, when an unfortunate bird had flown onto the window sill. And then *WHACK!*, the cat struck with its claws and caught the flying meal and brought it to me... Or atleast that's what I presume happened.
Logged

Il Palazzo

  • Bay Watcher
  • And lo, the Dude did abide. And it was good.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145896 on: July 13, 2019, 06:33:32 am »

How did you react to the grim offering of the elderly cat, though? Did you observe due ceremony, and consume the avian flesh in full sight of the subordinate animal - thus validating the cat's social status in the colony by accepting the life it had to take, as ordained by the ancient laws of nature? Or did you scorn the sacrifice and discard it, condemning the ageing indoor feline to leave this world never having done enough to satiate the thirst for blood of its masters?
Logged

dragdeler

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cyber-Voodoo Aficionado
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145897 on: July 13, 2019, 07:00:10 am »

It must be post WW2 construction.

To qualify as european? idk all I'm saying is that these old farms that defined the region, (oftentimes 18xx-1920'ish in my home village somebody even wrote a book about the history of all the houses that have a name), they are like caves with massive walls... all you need to worry about is groundwater rising(many have a well) and heating the inert mass of stone. We got loads of quarrys in the region though. In urban regions things weren't the same though. And as of now the houses in the neighbourhood that are most vulnerable to the heat are the really modern ones as they're passive (no heat dissipation) and oftentimes have massive windows that soak in loads of sun. Anecdotally most renovations revolve around heat damming and isolation as the state is subsidarizing that.


That indoor cat must have been so proud, what are the odds.
Logged
Words are just fancy onomatopoeias.

brewer bob

  • Bay Watcher
  • euphoric due to inebriation
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145898 on: July 13, 2019, 07:07:25 am »

How did you react to the grim offering of the elderly cat, though? Did you observe due ceremony, and consume the avian flesh in full sight of the subordinate animal - thus validating the cat's social status in the colony by accepting the life it had to take, as ordained by the ancient laws of nature? Or did you scorn the sacrifice and discard it, condemning the ageing indoor feline to leave this world never having done enough to satiate the thirst for blood of its masters?

Oh, I of course praised and thanked him for being so considerate and gave him the proper rubs that these kinds of things necessitate. Then when he wasn't paying attention, I snuck the dead bird outside, discarding the corpse into the bushes.

So, a bit of both, I guess.

I have to admit, I'm still quite impressed how the old bugger managed to catch that bird.
Logged

Reelya

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145899 on: July 13, 2019, 08:10:59 am »

Itís more that they rescued it. Avocados were designed to be eaten by large animals that were able to excrete the relatively gigantic seeds, including, I think, the woolly mammoth. After most such large herbivores died out, the avocados were unfortunately left without adequately-sized behinds to spread their offspring, condemning them to the evolutionary pile of failed ideas. Humans in general, however, have adequately-sized hubris for just about anything, so they began cultivating avocados for their own use, saving them from extinction.


There is an aspect of invention in that the modern avocado has a much higher flesh to seed ratio compared to the wild ancestor. And the wild ones are still around, so they're not extinct.

wierd

  • Bay Watcher
  • I like to eat small children.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145900 on: July 13, 2019, 08:35:28 am »

also, there is a growing market for the crop as an oil crop, and not just as fruit. This should only expand cultivation, since less desirable fruits can be turned into oil just the same.

(It's got a pretty high scorch tolerance (smoke temp is ~520F, where canola is ~400F), and is less bad for you than many other oils that can handle the heat. I use it to pop popcorn. Works great.)
Logged

TamerVirus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Who cares
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145901 on: July 13, 2019, 10:26:04 am »

So the quote function is totally broken now and doesnít lead to the quoted post anymore.
What happen?
Logged
What can mysteriously disappear can mysteriously reappear
*Shakes fist at TamerVirus*

Sirus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Resident trucker/goddess/ex-president.
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145902 on: July 13, 2019, 10:28:19 am »

That, is an excellent question.
Logged
Quote from: Max White
And lo! Sirus did drive his mighty party truck unto Vegas, and it was good.

Star Wars: Age of Rebellion OOC Thread

Shadow of the Demon Lord - OOC Thread - IC Thread

Egan_BW

  • Bay Watcher
  • breath before the chaos
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145903 on: July 13, 2019, 10:58:13 am »

Greatorder happen.
Logged

TamerVirus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Who cares
    • View Profile
Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145904 on: July 13, 2019, 10:59:28 am »

Greatorder happen.
Because he stopped fapping?
Logged
What can mysteriously disappear can mysteriously reappear
*Shakes fist at TamerVirus*
Pages: 1 ... 9725 9726 [9727] 9728 9729 ... 10142